Cappy37 0 Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Why isn't this thread pinned? It's an absolute staple and one of the finest bodies of work this community has produced. Maybe we could have a FCP Hall of Fame forum and just toss the monster threads into them, like this, smash's strats, called in sick today, etc. Just a thought Link to post Share on other sites
doox 15 Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 This was right after some player berated seb for calling a huge all-in bet with A10 and knocking JJ out:seb30: "if you work out how many outs i had with A 10 you'll find i had 2x more than JJ" Link to post Share on other sites
Chris_TC 0 Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 A3 on a flop of 663.I don't remember the exact details but I put the player all-in (he had an average stack, no need to double up or anything). He called with Q2 offsuit (no draws) and hit a queen on the river.Me: "Why did you call with nothing?"Fish: "You didn't have anything either."Me: "I had a pair: 33."Fish: "You don't deserve to win with that." Link to post Share on other sites
David_Nicoson 1 Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 martinms: u basically laid me 1-8Oh crap, I thought the QQ was supposed to be the fish.K6 calls 200 preflop. QQ hands him 1600 on the flop. 1600/200 = 8:1 in implied odds, plus the 200 whatever in the pot. K6 is only like a 4:1 dog to outflop the QQ. Obviously the K6 ends up looking pretty dumb if he stacks off with one pair against a better king, but if you know that your opponents can't get off a big pair even with an over on the board I can't fault K6's play here. Link to post Share on other sites
BDPoolie 0 Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Ok so I raise with QT in LP, all folded to BB who calls. Flop 424. He checks, I put out a standard c-bet, he raises, I obviously fold. He shows A2 offsuit. Me: Wow big hand there.Him: With that flop yes.And???He had the best hand. What was wrong with it? Link to post Share on other sites
BDPoolie 0 Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 $4/8 LimitBoard of Q 10 Q 10 xOne guy has Qx and the other guy has 10x10x Says:"Wow, that's like a hand you would see on TV"And???He's probably right...If a hand like that came up during a televised tournament, they probably would show it on TV. Link to post Share on other sites
Dubey 1,035 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 As a poker dealer, I hear all sorts of good ones, but I had to stifle a chuckle the other day when I heard this:Guy in small blind reaches showdown and shows A4 offsuit for two pair and rakes the pot. "Small blind special" he announces to the table. his buddy next to him says, "Yeah, but you probably would have played that hand from any position anyway", to which he replied, "Oh, absolutely, it's one of the strongest aces to have Link to post Share on other sites
rogerwilco 0 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 UTG+1 limp/raises all-in for 1200 chips with AA at 15/30 blinds after CO raises to 100 and BB calls, everyone folds.CO: "well played"UTG+1: "sorry, don't want to get busted when i can pick up a few" Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 UTG+1 limp/raises all-in for 1200 chips with AA at 15/30 blinds after CO raises to 100 and BB calls, everyone folds.CO: "well played"UTG+1: "sorry, don't want to get busted when i can pick up a few"OhEmGee Link to post Share on other sites
juggalo41729 0 Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 *** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to juggalo41729 [9d 9s]dlombardo88: phewdlombardo88: knew he was a blufferGAMBELLer69 has 15 seconds left to actGAMBELLer69 is sitting outGAMBELLer69 has timed outGAMBELLer69 foldsGAMBELLer69 has returneddlombardo88 calls 40jtberrym foldsSeaHorses has 15 seconds left to actSeaHorses foldsDumbass4U foldsjuggalo41729 raises to 180Fader619 foldsAlaskanStyle foldsRMoC foldsGAMBELLer69 is sitting outdlombardo88 calls 140*** FLOP *** [4c Kh 9c]dlombardo88 bets 40GAMBELLer69 has returnedjuggalo41729 raises to 460, and is all indlombardo88 calls 420juggalo41729 shows [9d 9s]dlombardo88 shows [Qs Js]*** TURN *** [4c Kh 9c] [Kd]*** RIVER *** [4c Kh 9c Kd] [9h]dlombardo88: wow luckbox nice Link to post Share on other sites
babylondonks 5 Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 He knew that the 10 was coming, you obviously rigged the deck! Link to post Share on other sites
litlebullet 0 Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 PokerStars Game #10917493902: Tournament #55351807, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/07/13 - 12:50:55 (ET)Table '55351807 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the buttonSeat 1: stillaria (5465 in chips) Seat 2: GoosTee (1455 in chips) Seat 3: litlebullet (1410 in chips) Seat 5: leebusta (1440 in chips) Seat 8: FinnenKaj (2390 in chips) Seat 9: fishsfish (1340 in chips) litlebullet: posts small blind 15leebusta: posts big blind 30*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to litlebullet [3s Jc]FinnenKaj: folds fishsfish: calls 30stillaria: raises 90 to 120GoosTee: folds litlebullet: folds leebusta: calls 90fishsfish: calls 90*** FLOP *** [9c Jd 4c]leebusta: checks fishsfish: bets 240stillaria: calls 240leebusta: folds *** TURN *** [9c Jd 4c] [Ac]fishsfish: bets 360stillaria: calls 360*** RIVER *** [9c Jd 4c Ac] [Tc]fishsfish: checks stillaria: bets 180fishsfish: calls 180*** SHOW DOWN ***stillaria: shows [Kc Ts] (a flush, Ace high)fishsfish: mucks hand stillaria collected 1935 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 1935 | Rake 0 Board [9c Jd 4c Ac Tc]Seat 1: stillaria showed [Kc Ts] and won (1935) with a flush, Ace highSeat 2: GoosTee (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: litlebullet (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 5: leebusta (big blind) folded on the FlopSeat 8: FinnenKaj folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: fishsfish mucked [Js Td]PokerStars Game #10917505494: Tournament #55351807, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/07/13 - 12:51:54 (ET)Table '55351807 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the buttonSeat 1: stillaria (6500 in chips) Seat 2: GoosTee (1455 in chips) Seat 3: litlebullet (1395 in chips) Seat 5: leebusta (1320 in chips) Seat 8: FinnenKaj (2390 in chips) Seat 9: fishsfish (440 in chips) leebusta: posts small blind 15FinnenKaj: posts big blind 30*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to litlebullet [6s 7s]fishsfish: folds stillaria said, "and he call"stillaria: folds GoosTee: folds litlebullet: folds leebusta: calls 15FinnenKaj: raises 90 to 120leebusta: calls 90*** FLOP *** [5h Ac 5s]leebusta: checks FinnenKaj: bets 270leebusta: folds FinnenKaj collected 240 from potFinnenKaj: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY ***Total pot 240 | Rake 0 Board [5h Ac 5s]Seat 1: stillaria folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: GoosTee folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: litlebullet (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: leebusta (small blind) folded on the FlopSeat 8: FinnenKaj (big blind) collected (240)Seat 9: fishsfish folded before Flop (didn't bet) Link to post Share on other sites
litlebullet 0 Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 PokerStars Game #10889325431: Tournament #55205355, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/07/11 - 18:31:33 (ET)Table '55205355 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the buttonSeat 1: elgato83990 (1800 in chips) Seat 2: Chools8 (1460 in chips) Seat 3: KittenMeow67 (2390 in chips) Seat 4: bryce44 (1720 in chips) Seat 5: litlebullet (1760 in chips) Seat 6: msl46 (1330 in chips) Seat 7: harleysonly (1070 in chips) Seat 8: Bayern-Girl (1280 in chips) Seat 9: JonT (690 in chips) litlebullet: posts small blind 15msl46: posts big blind 30*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to litlebullet [7s Jh]harleysonly: folds Bayern-Girl: folds JonT: folds elgato83990: folds Chools8: raises 150 to 180KittenMeow67: folds bryce44: calls 180litlebullet: folds msl46: folds *** FLOP *** [5h Qc 5d]Chools8: bets 150bryce44: calls 150*** TURN *** [5h Qc 5d] [Qs]Chools8: bets 180bryce44: calls 180*** RIVER *** [5h Qc 5d Qs] [2h]Chools8: bets 240bryce44: raises 970 to 1210 and is all-inChools8: folds bryce44 collected 1545 from potbryce44: shows [Qd 9d] (a full house, Queens full of Fives)*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 1545 | Rake 0 Board [5h Qc 5d Qs 2h]Seat 1: elgato83990 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: Chools8 folded on the RiverSeat 3: KittenMeow67 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: bryce44 (button) collected (1545)Seat 5: litlebullet (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 6: msl46 (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 7: harleysonly folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: Bayern-Girl folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: JonT folded before Flop (didn't bet)Chools8 said, "that was a big raise for Q 9"bryce44 said, "for trip Qs? beat your hand"Chools8 said, "preflop i mean"Chools8 said, "180 more"bryce44 said, "i aclled, i ddin't raise"bryce44 said, "sometimes you gotta go on gut, i did, i won" Link to post Share on other sites
juggalo41729 0 Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 whats wrong with goin on gut? You know, playin by feel? If you feel them trips comin you gotta play. Link to post Share on other sites
pele_br 0 Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 epic threadBUMP Link to post Share on other sites
XXEddie 0 Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 'I bet you $500 that 82s in hearts is a favorite against 95o with no heart' Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedKills 0 Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 'I bet you $500 that 82s in hearts is a favorite against 95o with no heart'ill take that actionwatching this also Link to post Share on other sites
XXEddie 0 Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 best. read. ever.PokerStars Game #11051546914: Tournament #55434215, $30+$3 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/07/21 - 04:43:34 (ET)Table '55434215 30' 9-max Seat #6 is the buttonSeat 1: loxo (35350 in chips) Seat 2: In the Zone1 (6395 in chips) Seat 3: StephenMatos (7375 in chips) Seat 4: forbesmcH (6115 in chips) Seat 5: if127 (15215 in chips) Seat 6: Henle22 (4675 in chips) Seat 7: Dreprofane (7375 in chips) Seat 8: Justin58 (3295 in chips) Dreprofane: posts small blind 75Justin58: posts big blind 150*** HOLE CARDS ***loxo: raises 350 to 500In the Zone1: folds StephenMatos: calls 500forbesmcH: folds if127: folds Henle22: folds Dreprofane: folds Justin58: folds *** FLOP *** [Qs 3h 9s]loxo: bets 1050StephenMatos: calls 1050*** TURN *** [Qs 3h 9s] [Js]loxo: checks StephenMatos: checks *** RIVER *** [Qs 3h 9s Js] [6c]loxo: bets 1150StephenMatos said, "u have ak spades?"loxo said, "close"StephenMatos: calls 1150*** SHOW DOWN ***loxo: shows [9h 9d] (three of a kind, Nines)StephenMatos: mucks hand if127 is sitting outloxo collected 5625 from potloxo said, "lol"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 5625 | Rake 0 Board [Qs 3h 9s Js 6c]Seat 1: loxo showed [9h 9d] and won (5625) with three of a kind, NinesSeat 2: In the Zone1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: StephenMatos muckedSeat 4: forbesmcH folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: if127 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: Henle22 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: Dreprofane (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 8: Justin58 (big blind) folded before Flop Link to post Share on other sites
loxo 0 Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 ^^^^^^^^hehe that guy is so funny Link to post Share on other sites
rogerwilco 0 Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 ^^^hahaha, classic. Link to post Share on other sites
mase_gotsem 0 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 abgb123: well ya gotta figure, theres more numbered cards in deck then face cards, so there bound to win more potsabgb123: like I prefer 2 connected low cards over 2 connected face cardsmase_gotsem: lolabgb123: thats not to say I wont play the othersheres what happend when his k7 beat my aj and i said wow the goofy hands always win lmao mase_gotsem: my 78 shlda won they were connectedabgb123: its not a perfect sciencelmao weee 4.40s are teh nuts Link to post Share on other sites
rogerwilco 0 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 PokerStars Game #11168025716: Hold'em Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/07/27 - 18:38:53 (ET)Table 'Laomedon II' 10-max Seat #7 is the buttonSeat 1: scr 1899 ($57.25 in chips) Seat 2: DeMoriaan ($40 in chips) Seat 3: JAKagain ($56.50 in chips) Seat 4: dogfellaCA ($96.25 in chips) Seat 5: pstvexpcttn ($54 in chips) Seat 6: rotbag ($46.25 in chips) Seat 7: tomd9008 ($36.50 in chips) Seat 8: Jacks_Wild09 ($34.25 in chips) Seat 9: L Vez ($31.50 in chips) Seat 10: RiKoSHAY ($25 in chips) Jacks_Wild09: posts small blind $0.50L Vez: posts big blind $1*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to scr 1899 [Qh Qc]RiKoSHAY: raises $1 to $2scr 1899: raises $1 to $3DeMoriaan: folds JAKagain: folds dogfellaCA: calls $3pstvexpcttn: folds rotbag: folds tomd9008: folds Jacks_Wild09: folds L Vez: folds RiKoSHAY: calls $1*** FLOP *** [3c 6s 7h]RiKoSHAY: bets $1scr 1899: raises $1 to $2dogfellaCA: folds RiKoSHAY: calls $1*** TURN *** [3c 6s 7h] [2c]RiKoSHAY: checks scr 1899: bets $2RiKoSHAY: calls $2*** RIVER *** [3c 6s 7h 2c] [9d]RiKoSHAY said, "aces?"RiKoSHAY: checks scr 1899: bets $2RiKoSHAY said, "i think so"RiKoSHAY said, "KK cant fold:)"RiKoSHAY has timed outRiKoSHAY: folds RiKoSHAY is sitting outscr 1899 collected $17.75 from potRiKoSHAY has returned*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $18.50 | Rake $0.75 Board [3c 6s 7h 2c 9d]Seat 1: scr 1899 collected ($17.75)Seat 2: DeMoriaan folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: JAKagain folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: dogfellaCA folded on the FlopSeat 5: pstvexpcttn folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: rotbag folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: tomd9008 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: Jacks_Wild09 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 9: L Vez (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 10: RiKoSHAY folded on the Riverscr 1899 said, "no way you had KK"RiKoSHAY said, "i love aces vs kin"scr 1899 said, "my queens were good"RiKoSHAY said, "omg"RiKoSHAY said, "i had KK"RiKoSHAY said, "didnt mean to fold tho"RiKoSHAY said, "did you have aces?"scr 1899 said, "if you had KK that was a terrible fold"RiKoSHAY said, "OMG...i didnt want to fold"RiKoSHAY said, "i didnt want to dfold"RiKoSHAY said, "i got timed out"RiKoSHAY said, "OMFG....did you have QQ of JJ then"RiKoSHAY said, "man"RiKoSHAY said, "i didnt want to fold....its fkin speed table,,,timed out"RiKoSHAY said, "what did you have"scr 1899 said, "i had QQ"RiKoSHAY said, "OMG"RiKoSHAY said, "this is BULLLLLL"RiKoSHAY said, "that was a huge pot"RiKoSHAY said, "sooo pissed"scr 1899 said, "you dont cap with KK preflop?"RiKoSHAY said, "nope"dogfellaCA said, "why did you get timed out? you were typing the whole time?"RiKoSHAY said, "hide strenght"RiKoSHAY said, "i kno"RiKoSHAY said, "i was just being a idiot"RiKoSHAY said, "i was gunna call"RiKoSHAY said, "was almost certain on aces"RiKoSHAY said, "so pissed"scr 1899 said, "youll get it back in the long run"scr 1899 said, "one hand means nothing ;-)"RiKoSHAY said, "meh"RiKoSHAY said, "dont have the biggest BR right now so"RiKoSHAY said, "loosing alot trying to quali for WCOOP"scr 1899 said, "good luck then"scr 1899 said, "i almost feel bad for you ;-)"RiKoSHAY said, "thx"RiKoSHAY said, "i was gunna call ! lol" Link to post Share on other sites
litlebullet 0 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 ^^^^^^^^ simply awesome! Link to post Share on other sites
juggalo41729 0 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 lol after that fame and fortune from winning that wcoop. Link to post Share on other sites
XXEddie 0 Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 PokerStars Game #11316658939: Tournament #56614676, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/08/05 - 01:18:25 (ET)Table '56614676 61' 9-max Seat #7 is the buttonSeat 1: jumpinjake (3639 in chips) Seat 2: Miike30 (3055 in chips) Seat 3: BrickedSlick (1995 in chips) Seat 4: agkreider (3041 in chips) Seat 5: fro1331 (2809 in chips) Seat 6: SnackDaddy (3262 in chips) Seat 7: McCunningham (2555 in chips) Seat 8: KevinJA8FCP (3815 in chips) Seat 9: DontemptMe (8909 in chips) KevinJA8FCP: posts small blind 75DontemptMe: posts big blind 150*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to KevinJA8FCP [9c 6s]jumpinjake: folds Miike30: folds BrickedSlick: folds agkreider: folds fro1331: folds SnackDaddy: folds McCunningham: raises 300 to 450KevinJA8FCP: raises 1150 to 1600DontemptMe: folds McCunningham: calls 1150*** FLOP *** [Ts 7s 7h]KevinJA8FCP: bets 1000McCunningham: folds KevinJA8FCP collected 3350 from potKevinJA8FCP: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY ***Total pot 3350 | Rake 0 Board [Ts 7s 7h]Seat 1: jumpinjake folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: Miike30 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: BrickedSlick folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: agkreider folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: fro1331 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: SnackDaddy folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: McCunningham (button) folded on the FlopSeat 8: KevinJA8FCP (small blind) collected (3350)Seat 9: DontemptMe (big blind) folded before FlopHe was left with 955, lolKevinJA8FCP: terrific fold sirMcCunningham: reallyKevinJA8FCP: yesDealer: Limits going up: blinds 100/200McCunningham: yKevinJA8FCP: putting in 60% of your staack preflop then folding.....absolutely masterfulMcCunningham: Had the ace, felt like gambling a lilMcCunningham: but ace high aint good enuff after the flopKevinJA8FCP: I had a 9KevinJA8FCP: yeah, it actually wasMcCunningham: had weaker kickerKevinJA8FCP: I dont careKevinJA8FCP: your ace high had my 9 high beatMcCunningham: so y putting in more money, when knowing im beatenMcCunningham: doesnt makes sense to meMcCunningham: had weaker kickerKevinJA8FCP: no u didntKevinJA8FCP: kicker didnt matterKevinJA8FCP: i had 9 highMcCunningham: A3KevinJA8FCP: had meMcCunningham: riteKevinJA8FCP: 96 Link to post Share on other sites
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