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PokerStars Game #9085295715: Tournament #46182027, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/03/25 - 16:19:38 (ET)Table '46182027 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the buttonSeat 1: JOEY8864 (3640 in chips) Seat 2: bielen1 (1480 in chips) Seat 3: SmartTrigger (1460 in chips) Seat 4: 1969DrpTop (180 in chips) Seat 5: AllinAddict9 (940 in chips) Seat 6: KevinJA8 (1500 in chips) Seat 7: killerbees (1500 in chips) Seat 8: ashmadden (1420 in chips) Seat 9: duffinboy (1380 in chips) AllinAddict9: posts small blind 10KevinJA8: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to KevinJA8 [Kh Jd]killerbees: folds ashmadden: folds duffinboy: folds JOEY8864: raises 60 to 80bielen1: folds SmartTrigger: folds 1969DrpTop: raises 100 to 180 and is all-inAllinAddict9: calls 170KevinJA8: folds JOEY8864: calls 100*** FLOP *** [3d 7h 4s]AllinAddict9: bets 760 and is all-inJOEY8864: calls 760*** TURN *** [3d 7h 4s] [6h]*** RIVER *** [3d 7h 4s 6h] [Ah]*** SHOW DOWN ***AllinAddict9: shows [9h Ac] (a pair of Aces)JOEY8864: shows [Tc Th] (a pair of Tens)AllinAddict9 collected 1520 from side pot1969DrpTop: shows [Ad 5h] (a straight, Three to Seven)1969DrpTop collected 560 from main potJOEY8864 said, "What bs"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2080 Main pot 560. Side pot 1520. | Rake 0 Board [3d 7h 4s 6h Ah]Seat 1: JOEY8864 showed [Tc Th] and lost with a pair of TensSeat 2: bielen1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: SmartTrigger folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: 1969DrpTop (button) showed [Ad 5h] and won (560) with a straight, Three to SevenSeat 5: AllinAddict9 (small blind) showed [9h Ac] and won (1520) with a pair of AcesSeat 6: KevinJA8 (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 7: killerbees folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: ashmadden folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: duffinboy folded before Flop (didn't bet)After the handAllinAddict9: I was pot commited and I was trying to get u out of the way!

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Stage #695797374 Tourney ID 60917 Holdem Single Tournament No Limit $30 - 2007-03-30 22:00:24 (ET)Table: 12694911 (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealerSeat 1 - SINJINSMITHE ($1010 in chips)Seat 2 - NANNYPOMQUET ($2240 in chips)Seat 3 - SAMSTOMBOY ($1705 in chips)Seat 4 - BRIANCU2 ($1385 in chips)Seat 5 - LITLEBULLET ($1715 in chips)Seat 6 - MARCO70 ($1170 in chips)Seat 7 - DREBIN24A ($1310 in chips)Seat 8 - JFULLERTON ($665 in chips)Seat 9 - SWIFTY840 ($2300 in chips)DREBIN24A - Posts small blind $15JFULLERTON - Posts big blind $30*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to LITLEBULLET [Js Jc] SWIFTY840 - FoldsSINJINSMITHE - Raises $60 to $60NANNYPOMQUET - FoldsSAMSTOMBOY - FoldsBRIANCU2 - FoldsLITLEBULLET - Calls $60MARCO70 - FoldsDREBIN24A - FoldsJFULLERTON - Calls $30*** FLOP *** [2s 5s 10s]JFULLERTON - ChecksSINJINSMITHE - Bets $165LITLEBULLET - FoldsJFULLERTON - FoldsSINJINSMITHE - returned ($165) : not called*** SHOW DOWN ***SINJINSMITHE - Shows [Ad 9s] (ace high) SINJINSMITHE Collects $195 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($195)Board [2s 5s 10s]Seat 1: SINJINSMITHE collected Total ($195) HI:($195) with ace high [Ad 9s - P:Ad,B:10s,P:9s,B:5s,B:2s] Seat 2: NANNYPOMQUET Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 3: SAMSTOMBOY Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 4: BRIANCU2 Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 5: LITLEBULLET Folded on the FLOPSeat 6: MARCO70 (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 7: DREBIN24A (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 8: JFULLERTON (big blind) Folded on the FLOPSeat 9: SWIFTY840 Folded on the POCKET CARDSI got a pretty nice sermon. It was pretty awesome LITLEBULLET: Congratulations, you have bluffed me. gj.SINJINSMITHE: tySINJINSMITHE: like i said.... it's all gameSINJINSMITHE: never hate the playa................. only the GAME!!!!!!!!SINJINSMITHE: that way it never get's personal to you.DREBIN24A: well, now if I lose, I won't feel ripped off.DREBIN24A: I just got an education.SINJINSMITHE: exactly lolSINJINSMITHE: poker is not a game given to emotionSINJINSMITHE: the less you have while playing the betterSooooo anyway I'm not gonna bore you anymore with Howard Lederer's Poker 101 for Noobs, so he continued his lecture for the class until finally I was spared when this hand occured like 4 hands laterStage #695805529 Tourney ID 60917 Holdem Single Tournament No Limit $50 - 2007-03-30 22:07:11 (ET)Table: 12694911 (Real Money) Seat #3 is the dealerSeat 1 - SINJINSMITHE ($880 in chips)Seat 2 - NANNYPOMQUET ($2105 in chips)Seat 3 - SAMSTOMBOY ($1605 in chips)Seat 4 - BRIANCU2 ($1045 in chips)Seat 5 - LITLEBULLET ($1475 in chips)Seat 6 - MARCO70 ($1720 in chips)Seat 7 - DREBIN24A ($1295 in chips)Seat 8 - JFULLERTON ($530 in chips)Seat 9 - SWIFTY840 ($2845 in chips)BRIANCU2 - Posts small blind $25LITLEBULLET - Posts big blind $50*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to LITLEBULLET [3h 8d] MARCO70 - Calls $50DREBIN24A - Calls $50JFULLERTON - FoldsSWIFTY840 - Raises $200 to $200SINJINSMITHE - Calls $200NANNYPOMQUET - FoldsSAMSTOMBOY - FoldsBRIANCU2 - FoldsLITLEBULLET - FoldsMARCO70 - FoldsDREBIN24A - Folds*** FLOP *** [4d 5c 10d]SWIFTY840 - Bets $200SINJINSMITHE - All-In(Raise) $680 to $680SWIFTY840 - Calls $480*** TURN *** [4d 5c 10d] [7h]*** RIVER *** [4d 5c 10d 7h] [Qs]*** SHOW DOWN ***SINJINSMITHE - Shows [6d Kd] (king high) SWIFTY840 - Shows [Kh Qh] (One pair, queens) SWIFTY840 Collects $1935 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($1935)Board [4d 5c 10d 7h Qs]Seat 1: SINJINSMITHE HI:lost with king high [6d Kd - P:Kd,B:Qs,B:10d,B:7h,P:6d] Seat 2: NANNYPOMQUET Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 3: SAMSTOMBOY (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 4: BRIANCU2 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 5: LITLEBULLET (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 6: MARCO70 Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 7: DREBIN24A Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 8: JFULLERTON Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 9: SWIFTY840 won Total ($1935) HI:($1935) with One pair, queens [Kh Qh - B:Qs,P:Qh,P:Kh,B:10d,B:7h]

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Stage #695797374 Tourney ID 60917 Holdem Single Tournament No Limit $30 - 2007-03-30 22:00:24 (ET)Table: 12694911 (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealerSeat 1 - SINJINSMITHE ($1010 in chips)Seat 2 - NANNYPOMQUET ($2240 in chips)Seat 3 - SAMSTOMBOY ($1705 in chips)Seat 4 - BRIANCU2 ($1385 in chips)Seat 5 - LITLEBULLET ($1715 in chips)Seat 6 - MARCO70 ($1170 in chips)Seat 7 - DREBIN24A ($1310 in chips)Seat 8 - JFULLERTON ($665 in chips)Seat 9 - SWIFTY840 ($2300 in chips)DREBIN24A - Posts small blind $15JFULLERTON - Posts big blind $30*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to LITLEBULLET [Js Jc] SWIFTY840 - FoldsSINJINSMITHE - Raises $60 to $60NANNYPOMQUET - FoldsSAMSTOMBOY - FoldsBRIANCU2 - FoldsLITLEBULLET - Calls $60MARCO70 - FoldsDREBIN24A - FoldsJFULLERTON - Calls $30*** FLOP *** [2s 5s 10s]JFULLERTON - ChecksSINJINSMITHE - Bets $165LITLEBULLET - FoldsJFULLERTON - FoldsSINJINSMITHE - returned ($165) : not called*** SHOW DOWN ***SINJINSMITHE - Shows [Ad 9s] (ace high) SINJINSMITHE Collects $195 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($195)Board [2s 5s 10s]Seat 1: SINJINSMITHE collected Total ($195) HI:($195) with ace high [Ad 9s - P:Ad,B:10s,P:9s,B:5s,B:2s] Seat 2: NANNYPOMQUET Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 3: SAMSTOMBOY Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 4: BRIANCU2 Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 5: LITLEBULLET Folded on the FLOPSeat 6: MARCO70 (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 7: DREBIN24A (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 8: JFULLERTON (big blind) Folded on the FLOPSeat 9: SWIFTY840 Folded on the POCKET CARDSI got a pretty nice sermon. It was pretty awesome LITLEBULLET: Congratulations, you have bluffed me. gj.SINJINSMITHE: tySINJINSMITHE: like i said.... it's all gameSINJINSMITHE: never hate the playa................. only the GAME!!!!!!!!SINJINSMITHE: that way it never get's personal to you.DREBIN24A: well, now if I lose, I won't feel ripped off.DREBIN24A: I just got an education.SINJINSMITHE: exactly lolSINJINSMITHE: poker is not a game given to emotionSINJINSMITHE: the less you have while playing the betterSooooo anyway I'm not gonna bore you anymore with Howard Lederer's Poker 101 for Noobs, so he continued his lecture for the class until finally I was spared when this hand occured like 4 hands laterStage #695805529 Tourney ID 60917 Holdem Single Tournament No Limit $50 - 2007-03-30 22:07:11 (ET)Table: 12694911 (Real Money) Seat #3 is the dealerSeat 1 - SINJINSMITHE ($880 in chips)Seat 2 - NANNYPOMQUET ($2105 in chips)Seat 3 - SAMSTOMBOY ($1605 in chips)Seat 4 - BRIANCU2 ($1045 in chips)Seat 5 - LITLEBULLET ($1475 in chips)Seat 6 - MARCO70 ($1720 in chips)Seat 7 - DREBIN24A ($1295 in chips)Seat 8 - JFULLERTON ($530 in chips)Seat 9 - SWIFTY840 ($2845 in chips)BRIANCU2 - Posts small blind $25LITLEBULLET - Posts big blind $50*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to LITLEBULLET [3h 8d] MARCO70 - Calls $50DREBIN24A - Calls $50JFULLERTON - FoldsSWIFTY840 - Raises $200 to $200SINJINSMITHE - Calls $200NANNYPOMQUET - FoldsSAMSTOMBOY - FoldsBRIANCU2 - FoldsLITLEBULLET - FoldsMARCO70 - FoldsDREBIN24A - Folds*** FLOP *** [4d 5c 10d]SWIFTY840 - Bets $200SINJINSMITHE - All-In(Raise) $680 to $680SWIFTY840 - Calls $480*** TURN *** [4d 5c 10d] [7h]*** RIVER *** [4d 5c 10d 7h] [Qs]*** SHOW DOWN ***SINJINSMITHE - Shows [6d Kd] (king high) SWIFTY840 - Shows [Kh Qh] (One pair, queens) SWIFTY840 Collects $1935 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($1935)Board [4d 5c 10d 7h Qs]Seat 1: SINJINSMITHE HI:lost with king high [6d Kd - P:Kd,B:Qs,B:10d,B:7h,P:6d] Seat 2: NANNYPOMQUET Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 3: SAMSTOMBOY (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 4: BRIANCU2 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 5: LITLEBULLET (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 6: MARCO70 Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 7: DREBIN24A Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 8: JFULLERTON Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 9: SWIFTY840 won Total ($1935) HI:($1935) with One pair, queens [Kh Qh - B:Qs,P:Qh,P:Kh,B:10d,B:7h] If you read the whole thing, your a fish too.
So to recap:A guy bluffs, succeeds, tries to show-off his knowledge, bluffs, and gets caught. Then you throw in a grammatically incorrect flame that makes zero sense. Was there a point to this story being in this thread?
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ok ok don't take the gramatically incorrect flame at the end seriously.There. No flame at the end. Happy?

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I hate bumping this thread, but here's one I just saw:Flop comes 4-8-10 rainbow, all-in on the flop. AQ vs. Q9.Turn is a jack for the winning straight for Q9.Here's the chat:Fish 1:more go out with aq more than any other Fish 2:or a kFish 1: and they never learnFish 2: nope they dont

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I hate bumping this thread, but here's one I just saw:Flop comes 4-8-10 rainbow, all-in on the flop. AQ vs. Q9.Turn is a jack for the winning straight for Q9.Here's the chat:Fish 1:more go out with aq more than any other Fish 2:or a kFish 1: and they never learnFish 2: nope they dont
thats awesome
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wow...pay attention to the flop...close attention.FullTiltPoker Game #2110472908: $10 + $1 Tournament (15790886), Table 12 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:18:12 ET - 2007/03/31Seat 1: UR (2,380)Seat 2: ChefDTS (1,545)Seat 3: Molusc (3,800)Seat 4: IIII CODY IIII (4,618)Seat 5: ChicagoAPA (2,555)Seat 6: 42o Never Loses (5,080)Seat 7: crackheadkiller (1,740)Seat 8: HangukMiguk (2,232)Seat 9: softailman_2 (450)IIII CODY IIII posts the small blind of 40ChicagoAPA posts the big blind of 80The button is in seat #3*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to HangukMiguk [Qs Ks]42o Never Loses foldscrackheadkiller foldsHangukMiguk raises to 240softailman_2 foldsUR foldsChefDTS foldsMolusc foldsIIII CODY IIII calls 200ChicagoAPA folds*** FLOP *** [7s 9h 8s]IIII CODY IIII checksHangukMiguk bets 300IIII CODY IIII raises to 600IIII CODY IIII: jesusHangukMiguk raises to 1,992, and is all inIIII CODY IIII: omg are u jokingIIII CODY IIII has 15 seconds left to actIIII CODY IIII: did u flop a full house or flushIIII CODY IIII calls 1,392HangukMiguk shows [Qs Ks]IIII CODY IIII shows [Jh Th]42o Never Loses: i'll bet it ain;t a FH*** TURN *** [7s 9h 8s] [5c]*** RIVER *** [7s 9h 8s 5c] [8d]HangukMiguk shows a pair of EightsIIII CODY IIII shows a straight, Jack highIIII CODY IIII wins the pot (4,544) with a straight, Jack highHangukMiguk stands up

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wow...pay attention to the flop...close attention.FullTiltPoker Game #2110472908: $10 + $1 Tournament (15790886), Table 12 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:18:12 ET - 2007/03/31Seat 1: UR (2,380)Seat 2: ChefDTS (1,545)Seat 3: Molusc (3,800)Seat 4: IIII CODY IIII (4,618)Seat 5: ChicagoAPA (2,555)Seat 6: 42o Never Loses (5,080)Seat 7: crackheadkiller (1,740)Seat 8: HangukMiguk (2,232)Seat 9: softailman_2 (450)IIII CODY IIII posts the small blind of 40ChicagoAPA posts the big blind of 80The button is in seat #3*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to HangukMiguk [Qs Ks]42o Never Loses foldscrackheadkiller foldsHangukMiguk raises to 240softailman_2 foldsUR foldsChefDTS foldsMolusc foldsIIII CODY IIII calls 200ChicagoAPA folds*** FLOP *** [7s 9h 8s]IIII CODY IIII checksHangukMiguk bets 300IIII CODY IIII raises to 600IIII CODY IIII: jesusHangukMiguk raises to 1,992, and is all inIIII CODY IIII: omg are u jokingIIII CODY IIII has 15 seconds left to actIIII CODY IIII: did u flop a full house or flushIIII CODY IIII calls 1,392HangukMiguk shows [Qs Ks]IIII CODY IIII shows [Jh Th]42o Never Loses: i'll bet it ain;t a FH*** TURN *** [7s 9h 8s] [5c]*** RIVER *** [7s 9h 8s 5c] [8d]HangukMiguk shows a pair of EightsIIII CODY IIII shows a straight, Jack highIIII CODY IIII wins the pot (4,544) with a straight, Jack highHangukMiguk stands up
I found that HIGH-larious aswell
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Live 3/6 game today.Board shows 10h Kh Jd 9s JhAfter a bit of raising/rerasing between the two players, player 1 calls, stating "I have a boat-- jacks full of nines."Player 2 looks at his cards, looks at the baord, and says "Damn, all I had was the ace high flush..."Then flips over the ace and queen of hearts for the royal flush!!! :club:

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Live 3/6 game today.Board shows 10h Kh Jd 9s JhAfter a bit of raising/rerasing between the two players, player 1 calls, stating "I have a boat-- jacks full of nines."Player 2 looks at his cards, looks at the baord, and says "Damn, all I had was the ace high flush..."Then flips over the ace and queen of hearts for the royal flush!!! :club:
please tell me he was just an idiot and not a slowrolling *******
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please tell me he was just an idiot and not a slowrolling *******
He actually believed all he had was a flush. The dealer had to explain to him he had a royal. Then he got a free jacket from the casino. At least afterward he was able to laugh at himself, cus we gave him hell for a few minutes after that. lol
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I woulda split the jackpot with the other guy if there was a jackpot.

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this was the final of a 4-player HU match and they whole time my opponent and the guy he beat in round one had been arguing about their match. Perfecti0N apparently was pushing like every hand and eventually sucked out with Q5 and at one point said 'One day, youll understand that my play was correct and I am one of the best in the world'PokerStars Game #9253542552: Tournament #47009744, $10.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round II, Level I (20/40) - 2007/04/04 - 19:22:04 (ET)Table '47009744 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the buttonSeat 1: Perfecti0N (2800 in chips) Seat 2: KevinJA8 (3200 in chips) KevinJA8: posts small blind 20Perfecti0N: posts big blind 40*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to KevinJA8 [Qd Qh]KevinJA8: raises 80 to 120Perfecti0N: raises 160 to 280KevinJA8: raises 2920 to 3200 and is all-inPerfecti0N: calls 2520 and is all-in*** FLOP *** [9c 8d 4h]KevinJA8 said, "hold please"*** TURN *** [9c 8d 4h] [Ad]*** RIVER *** [9c 8d 4h Ad] [2h]*** SHOW DOWN ***Perfecti0N: shows [9h Kh] (a pair of Nines)KevinJA8: shows [Qd Qh] (a pair of Queens)KevinJA8 said, "lololol"KevinJA8 collected 5600 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 5600 | Rake 0 Board [9c 8d 4h Ad 2h]Seat 1: Perfecti0N (big blind) showed [9h Kh] and lost with a pair of NinesSeat 2: KevinJA8 (button) (small blind) showed [Qd Qh] and won (5600) with a pair of QueensAfterwards, I asked him to explain that play for use small-minded people......and he didnt respond :club:

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HORSE $1/$2 limit stud roundAt show down they mix your hole cards so that they can't really see what was your 1st, 2nd or 7th card. Your 3rd-6th street cards stay right thereThis one guy keeps complaining about everyone rivering him over and over again, since the show down mixed it so that the 7th street card is usally your 2nd street card. After 5 times it was too much and I tapped the glass, he still had no clue. : They mix up your hole cards I say to him.No they rivered me, he kept saying.So we get into a hand together in stud8, I have 34spades with 5club door and I bring in for $.25. He completes to $1with K, all fold, I callI catch 8 spade, he catches 10. He bets, I call. He catches 6 I catch beauty 7 spades. He bets I raise, he reraises me, so we cap.next street I catch 9 off he gets whatever, we cap againlast street I catch Q off he bets I callWe split, he had 2 pairHe says: What you raising for donk, it was obvious we were going to split it.Why couldn't I have caught a spade or a 6?

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HORSE $1/$2 limit stud roundAt show down they mix your hole cards so that they can't really see what was your 1st, 2nd or 7th card. Your 3rd-6th street cards stay right thereThis one guy keeps complaining about everyone rivering him over and over again, since the show down mixed it so that the 7th street card is usally your 2nd street card. After 5 times it was too much and I tapped the glass, he still had no clue. : They mix up your hole cards I say to him.No they rivered me, he kept saying.So we get into a hand together in stud8, I have 34spades with 5club door and I bring in for $.25. He completes to $1with K, all fold, I callI catch 8 spade, he catches 10. He bets, I call. He catches 6 I catch beauty 7 spades. He bets I raise, he reraises me, so we cap.next street I catch 9 off he gets whatever, we cap againlast street I catch Q off he bets I callWe split, he had 2 pairHe says: What you raising for donk, it was obvious we were going to split it.Why couldn't I have caught a spade or a 6?
LOL, please tell me you got his name and online SN
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Board of A-2-2-2-2 with a pot of 570. Guy checks and the other player pushes all in for 380. Player 1 folds. When I ask him wtf he was doing he says "Dude I had 5-3, I had to fold."
lol great addition to this thread
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last night at a local casino i was playing 1/2 NL cause no one wanted to play 2/5 or higher.....after a little while the poker room manager made an annoucement asking anyone if they would be interested in a 1/2 PL omaha game....well about an hour later we finally get enough people....as we are sitting down a player is over heard saying" Is this the game where you get four cards?"...and he was dead serious...I thought he might have been joking but he rebought like 3 times within the first ten hands..........Thank you Poker Gods

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I haven't read many but IMO "it was suited" is the battlecry of the donkey. Yeah great justification for calling a bet 5 times the big blind preflop with 92 suited. I am also begining to hate hearing "I had outs". Yeah all two of them, great ****ing call buddy.

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how many outs is a back door flush draw worth?

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