dna4ever 2 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 PEOPLE REALLY DO SAY ..... THEY WERE SUITED! Dealer: Beaner11 has four of a kind, SixesDealer: dna4ever has a full house, Sixes full of SevensDealer: Game #3589323909: Beaner11 wins pot (1875) with four of a kind, Sixesjaaaaakke: yikesCatcja: ouchBeaner11: sorryjaaaaakke: he knows when he sees a value betdna4ever: and not like you raised with a6o preflopdna4ever: definitely didnt have you on the 6 ;PBeaner11: A 6 suitedjaaaaakke: loldna4ever: oh crap i didnt know they were soooted my badCatcja: rofldna4ever: ur forgiven Link to post Share on other sites
matmaci 0 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 this forum is the funniest thing ever. I was playing 2-4 at casino in Halifax with a friend and it was him and another guy capping all the way to the river, then there was a calling station there with them and he called the bet on the river my buddy turned over nut flush that he hit on flop other guy hit K high flush on flop the calling station had a pocket 4s everything was overcards on the board. everyone was debating what the hell he was doing so i asked him and his response for calling all the way was "I had potential quads." after i told him quads is 4 cards and with one card to come out on the river that he needed one hell of a miracle to get quads, he then realized how stupid what he said was, so then tried to tell me how he had to call because of the pot odds. I was wishing it was on TV or taped for people to see because he thought he was making sense. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 http://fullcontactpoker.com/poker-forums/v...pic.php?t=45178didnt feel like typing it all again Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 I’m playing a home game $10 buy-in winner takes all, basically a 10 player Sit and Go. I’m getting low on chips, not desperate yet, but if the blinds go up I could be hurting. I’m the button and I pick up As,Qs. I’ve got a semi-tight passive player in the SB and a total fish (but extremely lucky) in the BB. It’s folded around the table to me. I 'd be happy with just the blinds, so I go all-in. SB calls and BB calls. Flop comes K, 8, J rainbow. SB checks, BB checks. I’m thinking, “I could still be good here.” Turn comes Ace. SB checks, BB bets, SB raises, BB calls. Now I’m thinking, “Not good!” The river comes 7. SB checks, BB checks. Time to turn the cards. SB flips over A,6. BB flips over pocket 7,s for trips. I flip over my A,Q.I lose it. I ask “How could you call on the turn?” She responds “I didn’t call on the turn, I bet!”“Yes and you were check raised!” “Did you think that your 7’s were good at that point?” “There were 4 overcards showing.”She answers “No, but there was one more card coming.”“What were the odds of it hitting?”“Apparently pretty good!” she croaks.“4%!!, 4%!!. Is 4% good odds?” (I know the odds are closer to 5% in this exact case but I wasn’t going to let her know that)She says “In this case it was.” as she smirks and stacks my chips.The sad thing is, the She in this story is my Mother-in-Law.That's my favorite part Link to post Share on other sites
drvinhy 0 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 I don't mean my first post to be mean to anybody, but I thought it was amusing..."OMFG, Pp payed the wrong guy!"http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...pic.php?t=45180 Link to post Share on other sites
benhoug 0 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 "So much for slowplaying." after he loses a hand w/ bottom two pair w/ a possible straight/flush, and full house on board. Link to post Share on other sites
Dratj 0 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Home gameAA goes all in for a hundred bucksAJ off suit calls (donkey 1)67 of diamonds calls (bigger donkey)when the cards were flipped over, I couldn't believe seeing 67 of diamonds. He ended up winning by turning a straight. I said "You must of known you were a dog in that hand. Best case for you is that you are up against two overcards" He then saids "I had a feeling". The killer is that this guy always plays very slow and thinks forever about a decision but called this all in really fast. Link to post Share on other sites
leebs12 0 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Home gameAA goes all in for a hundred bucksAJ off suit calls (donkey 1)67 of diamonds calls (bigger donkey)when the cards were flipped over, I couldn't believe seeing 67 of diamonds. He ended up winning by turning a straight. I said "You must of known you were a dog in that hand. Best case for you is that you are up against two overcards" He then saids "I had a feeling". The killer is that this guy always plays very slow and thinks forever about a decision but called this all in really fast.its amazing how dumb people are. Link to post Share on other sites
nritchi3 0 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Local B/M Commerce N/LBlinds:$2-$5Buy-in:$200Been sitting with fish for 5 hours as he watches me turn over only winners as I built my stack up to $1300. (No bluffs were caught.)Fish has a little over $900Dealt AJs UTGI make it $10.Drunk guy who just sat down makes it $20.Fish calls.I call.Flop:AJ9 (2 diamonds)I bet $20 (knowing drunk guy will raise.)Drunk guy makes it $60.Fish calls.I raise all in.Drunk guy folds.Fish calls.Shows AQ offsuit.Best part is when he gives me his $900 he tells the table, "I had to call."I agree this is a bad call but i don't think it really qualifies for this thread give some of the other quotes. Link to post Share on other sites
givalitl 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Wow, this is my second fish quote in two days. In a MTT on Paradise I get AcJh in middle position and raise. The fish calls with position and the flop is Qd 5d 3d. I bet and he calls. I had seen him chase before so my read was the flush draw. The turn was a blank and I went all-in. He called rather quickly turning up Kc9d!!!! Nothing except a 9 high flush with one card to come. Of course he hits the 2d on the river and says "I knew he didn't have it, your bet on the flop gave me all the information I needed." Everyone told him how stupid he was and I was sure to tell him that all of his information got his chips in the pot when he was behind. I was pissed. I might've read a quote like this earlier in this thread so this must be a common fish line. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 this dude keep bragging about being the chip leader....ok.....we are playing a limit cash ag,e with no max buy in. Link to post Share on other sites
mark33f 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 this dude keep bragging about being the chip leader....ok.....we are playing a limit cash ag,e with no max buy in.The same thing happened to me on Saturday!! I was just about to post in thid thread. It was a no limit cash game he buys in for more than anyone on the table and doesn't stop talking about being chip leader. Link to post Share on other sites
cu in 4 yrs Dan 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 one of my favs is when someone turns up a set and every ones like wow! omg vnh VVVVVVVNH!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 At a home game last week: "Are we playing with wraparound straights?" Link to post Share on other sites
cu in 4 yrs Dan 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 me and my bro were watcing the wpt i cant remember what stop it was on the tour but it was the one with daniel negreanu and scotty ngyuen and that other unknown guy and the K8 of clubs.scotty was up against K 8 of cluibs 3 times in a row twice by daniel negreanu and daniel called both times. the first time scotty had Q J aand when danny called him with K 8 my brother was like "oh a terrible call" and i sed to him"but he knew he had the best hand so how was it the incorrect call" he sed "but claling all in on K 8 is a terrible call this guy has no clue i dont care if he had him beat it was terrible""if he knew he had him then how is it a terrible call""it just is"another memerable quote was from a fish that i know we were playing aheads up NL ( its the only game he knows) and he raises with 4 5 i smell the rat reraise and take it down. he showed me the horrible hand and says " i was looking for the straight" Link to post Share on other sites
elnino 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 At a home game last week: "Are we playing with wraparound straights?"gold Link to post Share on other sites
CrackofmyACE_FTP 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 when a guy calls off his whole stack with no pair and no draw then attempts to justify his play by saying "hey im just trying to be aggressive...thats the name of the game"see link below for entire story in my old threadhttp://fullcontactpoker.com/poker-forums/v...r+twilight+zone Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 At a home game last week: "Are we playing with wraparound straights?"goldA little addition: I waz at a home-game at this guy's house tonight...house rules allow wraparound straights. Thankfully nobody hit one all night...but at one point a guy was calling down with K2 and a board of QJxxx. I asked him what he was doing in the hand, and he reminded me of his inside wraparound straight draw. "I was looking for an ace for the wraparound." Hehehehe. I came in first. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 "I don't like [insert card game here]. It's too easy."Huh? Too bad I still got ass raped, overall. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 this play annoys meyou have AK, you raise PF a callerflop is Axx(three spades)he checks, you bet he callsturn xhe checks, you bet he callsriver spadehe checks, you checkhe turns over the K/Q of spades Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 they sit at a cash game with the bare minimum Link to post Share on other sites
Dratj 0 Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 I'm playing low limit at Excalibur and hit my non nut flush on the river. I was leading out on the flop and turn on the draw but I get raised by this lady on the river. So I said "I guess your flush is better than mine." She replies "You have a flush?" She was geniunely surprised. I should have reraised her right there but felt really bad for her plus the other people playing there would have thought I was an ******* for doing that to a lady that couldn't play. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 I'm playing low limit at Excalibur and hit my non nut flush on the river. I was leading out on the flop and turn on the draw but I get raised by this lady on the river. So I said "I guess your flush is better than mine." She replies "You have a flush?" She was geniunely surprised. I should have reraised her right there but felt really bad for her plus the other people playing there would have thought I was an censored for doing that to a lady that couldn't play.you are the fish in this storyyou know you have the best hand and yet you still just call????the table wont hate you. She shouldnt be playing if she sucks and no one at the table is gonna be like "he took that lady's money, what a dick" Link to post Share on other sites
Dratj 0 Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 I'm playing low limit at Excalibur and hit my non nut flush on the river. I was leading out on the flop and turn on the draw but I get raised by this lady on the river. So I said "I guess your flush is better than mine." She replies "You have a flush?" She was geniunely surprised. I should have reraised her right there but felt really bad for her plus the other people playing there would have thought I was an censored for doing that to a lady that couldn't play.you are the fish in this storyyou know you have the best hand and yet you still just call????the table wont hate you. She shouldnt be playing if she sucks and no one at the table is gonna be like "he took that lady's money, what a dick"Dude, I think you are being a little harsh there. Honestly, this game was small stakes, 1-3 nonstructured limit. I would have maybe sucked out another 3 bucks off her max. It's not like I'm a pro or anything, I was just playing this game for fun to keep my wife company while showing and teaching her how to play poker. The lady that I beat was not my wife, just to clear things up. If the game was 10 20 or higher, I would not softplay it. For 3 bucks, i think I can afford to show some compassion. People on this forum are unnecessarily harsh when hiding behind their computers. I guarantee you that most of you would be more polite or tactful in person. Link to post Share on other sites
mused01 0 Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Just happend today.Home game 10 buy in. I pick up Aces UTG and make it 3xBB. Get called by button. The flop comes 6 4 2 with two diamonds. I bet, he raises. I think for a minute and go all in trying to shut out any draw possibilities. He replies to me, i have two draws and i took it as a straight/flush draw (as did everyone else). After debating for a minute, he calls....with Q,4 of spades. At that time, there were no spades on the board. Needless to say, the whole table got a good laugh about it. Link to post Share on other sites
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