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Just made a whole new thread on this hand in the bad beat section, but more people read this thread so I have to double post it. I couldn't stop laughing at how retarded it was played by both parties involved :club: Hand played terribly by two retarted donks, micro sng. This hand is a gold mine of donk hillarity!Stage #715812623 Tourney ID 60369 Holdem Single Tournament No Limit $20 - 2007-04-16 18:01:21 (ET)Table: 13040517 (Real Money) Seat #5 is the dealerSeat 1 - SAMBLEWITT ($1490 in chips)Seat 2 - HEATHERZOO ($1540 in chips)Seat 3 - TRUCKERBUCKS ($1040 in chips)Seat 4 - LITLEBULLET ($1470 in chips)Seat 5 - RDNICH ($2030 in chips)Seat 7 - RAT812 ($1460 in chips)Seat 8 - TEBNBN ($3010 in chips)Seat 9 - CREEKER33 ($1460 in chips)RAT812 - Posts small blind $10TEBNBN - Posts big blind $20*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to LITLEBULLET [10s 9s] CREEKER33 - Calls $20SAMBLEWITT - FoldsHEATHERZOO - FoldsTRUCKERBUCKS - Calls $20LITLEBULLET - Calls $20RDNICH - FoldsRAT812 - FoldsTEBNBN - Raises $40 to $60CREEKER33 - Calls $40TRUCKERBUCKS - Calls $40LITLEBULLET - Calls $40*** FLOP *** [As 10h Ah]TEBNBN - Bets $100CREEKER33 - Calls $100TRUCKERBUCKS - Calls $100LITLEBULLET - Folds*** TURN *** [As 10h Ah] [6s]TEBNBN - ChecksCREEKER33 - Bets $200TRUCKERBUCKS - Calls $200TEBNBN - Folds*** RIVER *** [As 10h Ah 6s] [4s]CREEKER33 - Bets $200TRUCKERBUCKS - Raises $400 to $400CREEKER33 - Calls $200*** SHOW DOWN ***TRUCKERBUCKS - Shows [Qs 8s] (Flush, ace high) CREEKER33 - MucksTRUCKERBUCKS Collects $1750 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($1750)Board [As 10h Ah 6s 4s]Seat 1: SAMBLEWITT Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 2: HEATHERZOO Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 3: TRUCKERBUCKS won Total ($1750) HI:($1750) with Flush, ace high [Qs 8s - B:As,P:Qs,P:8s,B:6s,B:4s] Seat 4: LITLEBULLET Folded on the FLOPSeat 5: RDNICH (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 7: RAT812 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 8: TEBNBN (big blind) Folded on the TURNSeat 9: CREEKER33 HI: [Mucked] [Kd Ac]

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Just made a whole new thread on this hand in the bad beat section, but more people read this thread so I have to double post it. I couldn't stop laughing at how retarded it was played by both parties involved :club: Hand played terribly by two retarted donks, micro sng. This hand is a gold mine of donk hillarity!Stage #715812623 Tourney ID 60369 Holdem Single Tournament No Limit $20 - 2007-04-16 18:01:21 (ET)Table: 13040517 (Real Money) Seat #5 is the dealerSeat 1 - SAMBLEWITT ($1490 in chips)Seat 2 - HEATHERZOO ($1540 in chips)Seat 3 - TRUCKERBUCKS ($1040 in chips)Seat 4 - LITLEBULLET ($1470 in chips)Seat 5 - RDNICH ($2030 in chips)Seat 7 - RAT812 ($1460 in chips)Seat 8 - TEBNBN ($3010 in chips)Seat 9 - CREEKER33 ($1460 in chips)RAT812 - Posts small blind $10TEBNBN - Posts big blind $20*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to LITLEBULLET [10s 9s] CREEKER33 - Calls $20SAMBLEWITT - FoldsHEATHERZOO - FoldsTRUCKERBUCKS - Calls $20LITLEBULLET - Calls $20RDNICH - FoldsRAT812 - FoldsTEBNBN - Raises $40 to $60CREEKER33 - Calls $40TRUCKERBUCKS - Calls $40LITLEBULLET - Calls $40*** FLOP *** [As 10h Ah]TEBNBN - Bets $100CREEKER33 - Calls $100TRUCKERBUCKS - Calls $100LITLEBULLET - Folds*** TURN *** [As 10h Ah] [6s]TEBNBN - ChecksCREEKER33 - Bets $200TRUCKERBUCKS - Calls $200TEBNBN - Folds*** RIVER *** [As 10h Ah 6s] [4s]CREEKER33 - Bets $200TRUCKERBUCKS - Raises $400 to $400CREEKER33 - Calls $200*** SHOW DOWN ***TRUCKERBUCKS - Shows [Qs 8s] (Flush, ace high) CREEKER33 - MucksTRUCKERBUCKS Collects $1750 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($1750)Board [As 10h Ah 6s 4s]Seat 1: SAMBLEWITT Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 2: HEATHERZOO Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 3: TRUCKERBUCKS won Total ($1750) HI:($1750) with Flush, ace high [Qs 8s - B:As,P:Qs,P:8s,B:6s,B:4s] Seat 4: LITLEBULLET Folded on the FLOPSeat 5: RDNICH (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 7: RAT812 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 8: TEBNBN (big blind) Folded on the TURNSeat 9: CREEKER33 HI: [Mucked] [Kd Ac]
huh?not a big deal, just noticed it
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whatta ya mean huh? Guy chases a runner runner flush for like half his chips on a AA10 board and the guy with ak can't even protect his hand on the turn. Guy who actually did retard his way into the flush only min-raises him... How can you not see how funny that hand is?

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whatta ya mean huh? Guy chases a runner runner flush for like half his chips on a AA10 board and the guy with ak can't even protect his hand on the turn. Guy who actually did retard his way into the flush only min-raises him... How can you not see how funny that hand is?
Check the part that he made the text larger in the quote.
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PokerStars Game #9497805417: Tournament #47726044, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/04/19 - 03:51:40 (ET)Table '47726044 67' 9-max Seat #9 is the buttonSeat 1: Mr. Q You (2085 in chips) Seat 2: lzyboy (1856 in chips) Seat 3: orphichell (1580 in chips) Seat 4: nochbor (2420 in chips) Seat 5: plepert (3690 in chips) Seat 6: JeanGrae (375 in chips) Seat 7: ragit (1900 in chips) Seat 8: gametymer (4324 in chips) Seat 9: BWDav (3415 in chips) Mr. Q You: posts small blind 50lzyboy: posts big blind 100*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to gametymer [Qd 9h]orphichell: folds nochbor: folds plepert: folds JeanGrae: raises 275 to 375 and is all-inragit: folds gametymer: folds BWDav: folds Mr. Q You: calls 325lzyboy: folds *** FLOP *** [6h Tc 9s]*** TURN *** [6h Tc 9s] [Ac]*** RIVER *** [6h Tc 9s Ac] [Th]*** SHOW DOWN ***Mr. Q You: shows [7h Ts] (three of a kind, Tens)JeanGrae: shows [7s Ks] (a pair of Tens)gametymer said, "lmao"Mr. Q You collected 850 from potMr. Q You said, "gg"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 850 | Rake 0 Board [6h Tc 9s Ac Th]Seat 1: Mr. Q You (small blind) showed [7h Ts] and won (850) with three of a kind, TensSeat 2: lzyboy (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 3: orphichell folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: nochbor folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: plepert folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: JeanGrae showed [7s Ks] and lost with a pair of TensSeat 7: ragit folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: gametymer folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: BWDav (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)gametymer: vncMr. Q You: gamblegametymer: what'd you think he had 9 high?gametymer: =/Dealer: plepert, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to actDealer: Game #9497809952: Mr. Q You wins pot (950)Dealer: Mr. Q You, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to actMr. Q You: nah its doesnt matter if he didnt had pp its good gambleDealer: Game #9497816466: nochbor wins pot (100)gametymer: lmaogametymer: interestingMr. Q You: its only 325 for me to gamblewhat i learned from the guppie1) gambling w/ DN's hand is acceptable from the SB2) esp if he dont have a PP3) that he'd rather face K7 than 22 =/

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side note: anyone know what happened to the Jayson Weber?
he signed a bunch of FCPers up for rakeback and then didn't pay then and vanished with the money. He moved to vegas to try to make a run at poker but went bust I think and had to move back home.
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So I've been running terrible and my confidence has been a little shaken. Took some time off and kept reading/studying, and then I decided to go back and play what I grinded my way up on, the $1.20 45 man sng's. Final Table hand follows:PokerStars Game #9515794986: Tournament #48304916, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/04/20 - 09:01:26 (ET)Table '48304916 3' 9-max Seat #2 is the buttonSeat 1: oro3367 (3364 in chips) Seat 2: DoinSublime (11565 in chips) Seat 3: ZOJA26 (4978 in chips) Seat 4: MLT68 (4516 in chips) Seat 5: danidiot (4660 in chips) Seat 6: Mamahexe (7225 in chips) Seat 7: benj hamza (17915 in chips) Seat 8: LVFrog (1607 in chips) Seat 9: L´pastro (11670 in chips) oro3367: posts the ante 25DoinSublime: posts the ante 25ZOJA26: posts the ante 25MLT68: posts the ante 25danidiot: posts the ante 25Mamahexe: posts the ante 25benj hamza: posts the ante 25LVFrog: posts the ante 25L´pastro: posts the ante 25ZOJA26: posts small blind 200MLT68: posts big blind 400*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to DoinSublime [Kc Ac]danidiot: folds Mamahexe: folds Mamahexe is sitting outbenj hamza: folds LVFrog: folds L´pastro: folds oro3367: folds DoinSublime: raises 1200 to 1600ZOJA26: folds MLT68: calls 1200*** FLOP *** [8h 9h Jd]MLT68: bets 400DoinSublime: calls 400*** TURN *** [8h 9h Jd] [Ks]MLT68: bets 400DoinSublime: raises 3200 to 3600MLT68: calls 2091 and is all-in*** RIVER *** [8h 9h Jd Ks] [Th]*** SHOW DOWN ***MLT68: shows [Ah Qc] (a straight, Ten to Ace)DoinSublime: shows [Kc Ac] (a pair of Kings)MLT68 collected 9407 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 9407 | Rake 0 Board [8h 9h Jd Ks Th]Seat 1: oro3367 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: DoinSublime (button) showed [Kc Ac] and lost with a pair of KingsSeat 3: ZOJA26 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 4: MLT68 (big blind) showed [Ah Qc] and won (9407) with a straight, Ten to AceSeat 5: danidiot folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: Mamahexe folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: benj hamza folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: LVFrog folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: L´pastro folded before Flop (didn't bet)benj hamza: lolbenj hamza: vnhDealer: benj hamza foldsMLT68: luckDealer: LVFrog, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to actDealer: LVFrog foldsbenj hamza: thats pokerDealer: L´pastro raises 800 to 1200MLT68: yeppbenj hamza: damn river :club:Dealer: oro3367, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act

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Sometimes they don't even have to say anything...PokerStars Game #9529504728: Tournament #48336142, $10.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round III, Level I (40/80) - 2007/04/21 - 02:25:54 (ET)Table '48336142 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the buttonSeat 1: FileError404 (6520 in chips) Seat 2: raytheking (5480 in chips) FileError404: posts small blind 40raytheking: posts big blind 80*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to FileError404 [Ac 4h]FileError404: calls 40raytheking: checks *** FLOP *** [Qc 7c 4c]raytheking: bets 320FileError404: raises 1040 to 1360raytheking: calls 1040*** TURN *** [Qc 7c 4c] [8h]raytheking: bets 80FileError404 said, "lol"FileError404 said, "nb"FileError404: calls 80*** RIVER *** [Qc 7c 4c 8h] [2c]raytheking: bets 1360FileError404: raises 1360 to 2720raytheking: calls 1360*** SHOW DOWN ***FileError404: shows [Ac 4h] (a flush, Ace high)raytheking: mucks hand FileError404 collected 8480 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 8480 | Rake 0 Board [Qc 7c 4c 8h 2c]Seat 1: FileError404 (button) (small blind) showed [Ac 4h] and won (8480) with a flush, Ace highSeat 2: raytheking (big blind) mucked [Qh 2s]

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thought he never said anything, this seems like the classic 'I thought he was bluffing' playPokerStars Game #9577161251: Tournament #48604183, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/04/23 - 23:02:38 (ET)Table '48604183 14' 9-max Seat #3 is the buttonSeat 1: hhbartelt (13788 in chips) Seat 2: mainevent34 (1745 in chips) Seat 3: gonnabluff (6033 in chips) Seat 4: mporter201 (4350 in chips) Seat 5: mktd4 (4142 in chips) Seat 6: drdge (5130 in chips) Seat 7: Black Aegis (3360 in chips) Seat 8: KevinJA8 (2945 in chips) Seat 9: noasarc (1555 in chips) mporter201: posts small blind 75mktd4: posts big blind 150*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to KevinJA8 [Ac Js]KevinJA8 is connected drdge: folds Black Aegis: folds KevinJA8: raises 300 to 450noasarc: folds hhbartelt: folds mainevent34: calls 450gonnabluff: folds mporter201: folds mktd4: folds *** FLOP *** [Jd 4c 7d]KevinJA8: bets 1650mainevent34: calls 1295 and is all-in<-------------------------instacall*** TURN *** [Jd 4c 7d] [As]*** RIVER *** [Jd 4c 7d As] [7s]*** SHOW DOWN ***KevinJA8: shows [Ac Js] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)mainevent34: shows [9h Qd] (a pair of Sevens)KevinJA8 said, "bwhahahaha"KevinJA8 collected 3715 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 3715 | Rake 0 Board [Jd 4c 7d As 7s]Seat 1: hhbartelt folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: mainevent34 showed [9h Qd] and lost with a pair of SevensSeat 3: gonnabluff (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: mporter201 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 5: mktd4 (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 6: drdge folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: Black Aegis folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: KevinJA8 showed [Ac Js] and won (3715) with two pair, Aces and JacksSeat 9: noasarc folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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I have got an absolute classic from last nightI seriously couldn't believe it when this was said in my home game.Guy that often laughs at online poker last night claimed it was "rigged" and that of course on 888.com it was always rigged so that you would hit 3 8's or 4 of a kind 8's more often on their website! He wasn't joking either!

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Ive seen something like this WAY to oftenBoth players have like 3000 @ 75/150 blinds.MP player with JJ raise to like 450, other player behind him calls with QT.Flop is Q45, and the player with JJ shoves 2500+ into 1k pot. QT calls and winThen, the player with JJ says something like this'nice suckout'

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This is the best.playing live, this kid who comes in every so often thinks he is pro, walks up to te table saying "shiiip it", as he sits down.then, proceeds to make a big raise preflop, gets called. bets out, eventually gets all in with 10,2o runner runners a straight, and says.. comon man!! you know i'm taking your money.Then, 2 mins later, looks at the guy to his left who is shuffling chips, and says "hey, does that make you good? check out what i can do" and takes a chip off his stack, and then puts it back. Obv mocking the guy and trying to look like a player at the same time, yet he cant shuffle chips himself.eventually he lost his stack then rebougt and lost it again, and then said he was going to play roulette cuz our game wasnt juicy enough.

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This is pretty much both of us being fishes. I didn't think my hand was good or nothing his bet was just so funny I just couldn't resist calling, terrible leak on my part, but it was for entertainment purposes.PokerStars Game #9708610989: Tournament #49268019, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/05/02 - 01:04:34 (ET)Table '49268019 1' 9-max Seat #9 is the buttonSeat 2: TWHorses (175 in chips) Seat 3: litlebullet (1410 in chips) Seat 4: MarioV3 (2390 in chips) Seat 5: golfdog1771 (2065 in chips) Seat 6: MRSADA (4930 in chips) is sitting outSeat 9: agc1976 (2530 in chips) TWHorses: posts small blind 25litlebullet: posts big blind 50*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to litlebullet [8c 2c]MarioV3: folds golfdog1771: folds MRSADA: folds agc1976: folds TWHorses: calls 25litlebullet: checks *** FLOP *** [9s 6s 7s]TWHorses: checks litlebullet: checks *** TURN *** [9s 6s 7s] [4d]TWHorses: checks litlebullet: checks *** RIVER *** [9s 6s 7s 4d] [Ts]TWHorses: bets 100litlebullet said, "lol"litlebullet said, "why can't you check it"litlebullet: calls 100*** SHOW DOWN ***TWHorses: shows [3s Kh] (a flush, Ten high)litlebullet: mucks hand TWHorses collected 300 from potlitlebullet said, "nh there"litlebullet said, "who doesn't bet the 3 for value on a 4 to the suit board and leaves themselves 50 chips. Pro play, sir, pro play. "*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 300 | Rake 0 Board [9s 6s 7s 4d Ts]Seat 2: TWHorses (small blind) showed [3s Kh] and won (300) with a flush, Ten highSeat 3: litlebullet (big blind) mucked [8c 2c]Seat 4: MarioV3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: golfdog1771 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: MRSADA folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: agc1976 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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PokerStars Game #9708405162: Tournament #49268320, $20+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2007/05/02 - 00:44:37 (ET)Table '49268320 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the buttonSeat 1: smallboy31 (1670 in chips) Seat 2: drj26 (1330 in chips) drj26: posts small blind 10smallboy31: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to drj26 [8h Qh]drj26: raises 40 to 60smallboy31: calls 40*** FLOP *** [5h 5c 4c]smallboy31: bets 360drj26: raises 360 to 720smallboy31: calls 360*** TURN *** [5h 5c 4c] [8c]smallboy31: bets 890 and is all-indrj26: calls 550 and is all-in*** RIVER *** [5h 5c 4c 8c] [2s]*** SHOW DOWN ***smallboy31: shows [4h 3d] (two pair, Fives and Fours)drj26: shows [8h Qh] (two pair, Eights and Fives)drj26 said, "lol"drj26 collected 2660 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2660 | Rake 0 Board [5h 5c 4c 8c 2s]Seat 1: smallboy31 (big blind) showed [4h 3d] and lost with two pair, Fives and FoursSeat 2: drj26 (button) (small blind) showed [8h Qh] and won (2660) with two pair, Eights and Fiveswhat a donk

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when a guy makes this play on you and then says this. :club: lol just needling u fwp all in fun XJoKeR15x: im building just baught a houseXJoKeR15x: im no free money mengXJoKeR15x: im good lolXJoKeR15x: i didnt know what u expectedfitz1nabox: umm....fitz1nabox: ur joking right XJoKeR15x: what?okerStars Game #9708852197: Tournament #49270472, $10.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2007/05/02 - 01:30:05 (ET)Table '49270472 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the buttonSeat 1: fitzinabox (1040 in chips) Seat 2: drj26 (1960 in chips) drj26: posts small blind 15fitzinabox: posts big blind 30*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fitzinabox [Jd Js]drj26: raises 1930 to 1960 and is all-infitzinabox: calls 1010 and is all-in*** FLOP *** [4h Tc 7c]*** TURN *** [4h Tc 7c] [Qc]*** RIVER *** [4h Tc 7c Qc] [Ks]*** SHOW DOWN ***fitzinabox: shows [Jd Js] (a pair of Jacks)drj26: shows [7s 7h] (three of a kind, Sevens)drj26 collected 2080 from pot

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sigh I'm grinding 1 dollar sng's on Stars so expect lots of posts from me for a while.PokerStars Game #9708922096: Tournament #49271165, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/05/02 - 01:37:56 (ET)Table '49271165 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the buttonSeat 1: litlebullet (1500 in chips) Seat 2: reggiereckta (740 in chips) Seat 3: 12th Man (1340 in chips) Seat 4: babydoll22 (1450 in chips) Seat 5: zayah (1480 in chips) Seat 6: mrsoone (1500 in chips) Seat 7: Janni71 (1500 in chips) Seat 8: T-Bone881969 (1500 in chips) Seat 9: klfoxx (2490 in chips) zayah: posts small blind 10mrsoone: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to litlebullet [3c 7h]Janni71: calls 20T-Bone881969: calls 20klfoxx: raises 70 to 90litlebullet: folds reggiereckta: calls 9012th Man: folds babydoll22: folds zayah: folds mrsoone: calls 70Janni71: calls 70T-Bone881969: calls 70*** FLOP *** [7d 2s Qd]mrsoone: bets 1410 and is all-inJanni71: folds T-Bone881969: calls 1410 and is all-inklfoxx: folds reggiereckta: folds *** TURN *** [7d 2s Qd] [8s]*** RIVER *** [7d 2s Qd 8s] [4c]*** SHOW DOWN ***mrsoone: shows [Qs Ks] (a pair of Queens)T-Bone881969: shows [As Qh] (a pair of Queens - Ace kicker)T-Bone881969 collected 3280 from potbabydoll22 said, "nh"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 3280 | Rake 0 Board [7d 2s Qd 8s 4c]Seat 1: litlebullet folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: reggiereckta folded on the FlopSeat 3: 12th Man folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: babydoll22 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: zayah (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 6: mrsoone (big blind) showed [Qs Ks] and lost with a pair of QueensSeat 7: Janni71 folded on the FlopSeat 8: T-Bone881969 showed [As Qh] and won (3280) with a pair of QueensSeat 9: klfoxx folded on the Flopklfoxx said, "I wish people would donk their chips off to me like that"litlebullet said, "what do you mean?"babydoll22 said, "Hear rhat."klfoxx said, "guy goes all in with top pair second kicker"litlebullet said, "you haven't had people do that for you?"I swear this is two hands later... I chopped in the conversation but that's where it really is. PokerStars Game #9708940154: Tournament #49271165, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/05/02 - 01:40:00 (ET)Table '49271165 1' 9-max Seat #7 is the buttonSeat 1: litlebullet (1480 in chips) Seat 2: reggiereckta (650 in chips) Seat 3: 12th Man (1340 in chips) Seat 4: babydoll22 (1450 in chips) Seat 5: zayah (1450 in chips) Seat 7: Janni71 (1430 in chips) Seat 8: T-Bone881969 (3300 in chips) Seat 9: klfoxx (2400 in chips) T-Bone881969: posts small blind 10klfoxx: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to litlebullet [9s Th]klfoxx said, "guy goes all in with top pair second kicker"litlebullet said, "you haven't had people do that for you?"litlebullet: folds reggiereckta: calls 2012th Man: folds babydoll22: folds zayah: raises 80 to 100Janni71: folds T-Bone881969: folds klfoxx: calls 80reggiereckta: folds *** FLOP *** [7s 6d Jc]klfoxx: bets 200zayah: raises 400 to 600klfoxx: calls 400*** TURN *** [7s 6d Jc] [9h]klfoxx: bets 700zayah: raises 50 to 750 and is all-inklfoxx: calls 50*** RIVER *** [7s 6d Jc 9h] [3c]*** SHOW DOWN ***klfoxx: shows [5h Ks] (high card King)zayah: shows [Ad Jd] (a pair of Jacks)zayah collected 2930 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2930 | Rake 0 Board [7s 6d Jc 9h 3c]Seat 1: litlebullet folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: reggiereckta folded before FlopSeat 3: 12th Man folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: babydoll22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: zayah showed [Ad Jd] and won (2930) with a pair of JacksSeat 7: Janni71 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: T-Bone881969 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 9: klfoxx (big blind) showed [5h Ks] and lost with high card Kingklfoxx said, "where was the thought?"

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*I raise preflop with AQs utg*"The guy who raises never wins." - some lady at a live game.*everyone nods in agreement**i fold on the turn*"See?" - same lady.*everyone nods even more*"Why'd you raise with that before the flop? 99 is not that good of a hand.""It's decent." - me"Decent? There are like... 4 overcards that can come!""5.""Yeah!!"

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Playing in a $30 home game last weekend.Blinds 100-200 with a 100 ante. 100,000 starting stack.Guy in middle position raises all in 5th hand of the night. The pot is 1200. Everyone folds and the guy takes the pot. He flips over pocket aces.Donk who flipped over aces says: The only way to play pocket aces is to move all in preflop. Everyone at the table except me agrees. Everyone states that aces always get cracked and that's a good strategy.

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Playing in a $30 home game last weekend.Blinds 100-200 with a 100 ante. 100,000 starting stack.Guy in middle position raises all in 5th hand of the night. The pot is 1200. Everyone folds and the guy takes the pot. He flips over pocket aces.Donk who flipped over aces says: The only way to play pocket aces is to move all in preflop. Everyone at the table except me agrees. Everyone states that aces always get cracked and that's a good strategy.
first, why the hell do you guys have 100/200 blinds and a 100 antesecond, why the hell do you need a 100k starting stack??? does it make you feel like your at the WSOP FT or something and youre all big shots on TV???
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I went back to my local bar card game well didn't really go back but was there and I game started so I decided to join for laughs. I'd been assured that the people I thought we're colluding were no longer welcome in the game. LAst week I played one quick game and the only donkish thing I can remember was: From co with one limper in front I shoved with 7's, he insta called his entire stack with Kc8c. Villain: Thats all you've got is sevens?ME: All I've got is the best hand.Owner: well he does have the flush drawhmmm the deadly preflop flushdraw..... This week I was back there with a buddy and we both decided to join in. My buddy isn't very good but does understad the fundamentals. Game one: The owner who is just horrid but likes to tell his hands(I think he's a Gold fan) Opens up hand number three for half his stack. He then tells everyone that he doesn't have a pair but has two big cards. It folds to me in the bb and I look down at 7's, I shove the rest in and he flips over A10. Window card is an Ace but the flop also brings a 7. The owner then goes into a rant about how lucky I got.Owner: man you got luckyME: ahead the whole way Owner: you had a good hand but mine was better.ME: hmmm okayOwner: A10 is a lot better than 7'sME: I can go to a bank machine and we can run it 100 times at 10 a pop if you wantOwner: I would but I better not.Couple hands later I'm dealt JJ, dealer miss deals and exposes a J, the group rules to redeal. I flip over my hand and three people state and agree that I should be happy for the misdeal cus one of my jacks was gone. I get heads up in the first hand down like 8-1 in chips( 3handed got rivered) and then crush the second game in like twenty minutes. At this point people started to ask questions about odds, starting hands etc I was trying to be nice and help them but its not like anyone really listened. but if I wasn't in hands people would take turns asking me what the should do, what there chances were etc. On one hand the owner showed me his cards with an all in in front of him on the flop. I told him he was likely a 3 to 1 dog and he still called and then gave me his theory on poker math.Owner: Do you actually believe this stuffMe: yes...its pretty standard mathOwner: I think its a lie...I saw a hand on TV where it said the guy was 90% to win the hand on the turn and still lost.Me: thats cus he's going to lose there 10% of the timeOwner: I don't believe.....it seems made up. I'm sure its a lieMe: how can math be a lie? Then my favorite of the night was when one of the regulars was asking about starting hands.Regular: What do you think of 10, 5Me: huh?Regular: Its a good starting hand, right?Me: noRegular: I'm talking suitedMe: no....suited means its pretty crap instead of just crapRegular: I like it, you can't make a straight without a five or a ten so its goodMe: then wouldn't you prefer two different suits so you could make two different flushes?Regular: wow thats true I never thought about thatdonktastic.

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I just took a bad beat when the guy hit runner runner flush against my pocket 10s... I didn't have much left anyway and he apologised. I replied with "Don't worry about it, didn't have much in there anyway." To which he replied:"It may as well have been a million, it's all relative. It's about the fun, not the money."

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first, why the hell do you guys have 100/200 blinds and a 100 antesecond, why the hell do you need a 100k starting stack??? does it make you feel like your at the WSOP FT or something and youre all big shots on TV???
Not my home game sir. I have been playing in this game for about a year and a half and it's always been the same. The 100k stack consists of about 20 total chips. Blinds go up very fast. There is a $100 chip, $200, $500, $1000, $2500, $5000, $10000, and $50,000.
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I've been reading this thread all morning and dying of laughter. I've only gotten about 20 pages in, but decided I should register and post a story.Playing a $6 SNG, I'm the short stack in the BB with 5 players left. Everyone folds to the SB who completes and I just check my Q 9 os.Flop comes 999, check-check.Turn 5, check-check.River 10, checked to me. At this point I figure my chances of getting anything out of them are slim, so on the hopes that maybe they're a total fish I give them the old "You slowplaying a 9?" and wait a few seconds before making the minimum bet. They come over the top all-in and of course I insta-call.They turn over 10 7 os.I double up and after a few seconds they say:"You know this isn't like blackjack donkey, they only use one deck per hand."I was still laughing to myself 10 minutes later when I busted out for 2nd.

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