CaneBrain 95 Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 But it just makes me want to know what happened next.Hopefully, it involved someone telling Britney to stfu. 'You were the one who had beer in the first place, so you were at fault?' Give me a break. Now, you could argue that this was not a proportional response but ratting on your sibling is so low that I can understand Chris' anger. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Someday someone's going to have to explain to me the virtue of a proportional response. Link to post Share on other sites
uncooper 1 Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Someday someone's going to have to explain to me the virtue of a proportional response.It's probably a Nash equilibrium. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 It's probably a Nash equilibrium.Wouldn't that be like assisting someone in their response? Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Someday someone's going to have to explain to me the virtue of a proportional response.It isn't virtuous Mr. Speedz. It's all there is, sir. Link to post Share on other sites
Ben_G 0 Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 this thread is gold~!~ Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 It's probably a Nash equilibrium. Wouldn't that be like assisting someone in their response?More like eliminating variables to produce a (more) specific result, no? Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 I couldn't decide if this belonged here or in the computer answer thread...... I'll go here: Link to post Share on other sites
Southern Buddhist 1 Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 I would really hate to be her gynecologist. god damn it yorke I'm eating lunchThis actually made me laugh harder than most of the FB stuff. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 please for the love of God let this story be true ...... Link to post Share on other sites
Ben_G 0 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 True or not this story would win the Beans-N-Icewater Protege Contest challenge 1 no problem! Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 That's freeking great Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 please for the love of God let this story be true ......Really? I'm like 85% convinced you do this now just to play up the, "Tennessee is way behind..." joke.I remember getting this email when I still lived at home, almost 9 years ago. The version I got took place with the guy throwing his pants out the window while on a train, but still. Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Someone forgot to blank out Mike Sosa's name at the top... Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Kid posts his sister's hook-up list on facebook after she rats him out to their parents for having beer in his room. Then tags all the guys on the list.http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/2009/12/23/...s-all-the-guys/ Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Kid posts his sister's hook-up list on facebook after she rats him out to their parents for having beer in his room. Then tags all the guys on the list.http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/2009/12/23/...s-all-the-guys/ Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 meh, apparently I'm an idiot. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Daddy's working... LOL Link to post Share on other sites
dEv~ 19 Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Maybe this is a direct quote from a movie or something but it's new to me and I thought it was hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 That story sounds suspiciously like Ryan's Restaurant.Also, this doesn't make me laugh, but it's going here.Anonymous Employee Reveals Facebook Master Password and Says the Company Saves Everything You've Ever Done on the Site EverThe Rumpus has up an incredible interview with an anonymous Facebook employee, who reveals so much about himself and what he does for the company that he must have received permission from Mark Zuckerberg and Co. to speak. Otherwise, he's unemployed right now. Anyway, the real revelations are about Facebook itself. The above-the-line synopsis is that Facebook has saved on one of its thousands of servers every single thing you have ever done on Facebook. Literally, everything.Every photo, every wall post, every comment, every profile you've ever clicked on -- that's right, every page you've ever viewed on Facebook -- is saved somewhere. Delete something? It still exists somewhere in the world of Facebook. They also take system-wide snapshots of the entire site every hour of every day of every week of every month. At one point in the interview, he says that some of this is only a fairly recent phenomenon (only over the past three three months or so), but I think it's safe to say that your entire Facebook history is on a server somewhere in the world.That's the subject of the majority of the interview, and although it might be alarming to some, it's really not all that surprising. What jumped out at us was all the statistics and other tidbits of information the anonymous employee reveals. The employee reveals Facebook's Master Password, how many photos the network currently hosts, and how they mobilized to get as many Iranians onto Facebook as possible during last June's protests. Here are the highlights:# There was a Master Password that allowed access to any account: Chuck Norris ("upper and lower case, symbols, numbers, all of the above"). It could only be used from within Facebook's headquarters and on Facebook's ISP. Several employees used it for harm and got fired; the anonymous employee himself has used it on numerous occasions, mostly for engineering purposes, he says, but early on he used it to look at profiles he didn't have access to. The Master Password no longer works, but that doesn't matter because some employees can pull up most data from deep within the servers at any time anyway, and there's also something called a "Switch Login," which grants employees access to your account as well. This is mostly to handle compromised accounts.# 200 to 220 million users who have signed on in the past month. More than 300 million accounts that have been active at one time or another.# Largest photo distributor in the world: "upwards of a trillion photos." "When we need to load a webpage in half a second, we need to go and find upwards of a thousand photos -- think about your newsfeed -- in one get [snaps], and instantaneously. Its hard to do." * Four data centers: in Santa Clara, San Francisco, New York, and London, each with approximately five to eight thousand servers. That's 20,000 to 32,000 total servers. * "We do eye-tracking to see where your eyes move while you browse Facebook For example, when we want to introduce new features, like when we streamlined the browsing of photo albums, you know, where you can click next above the photo, and the page stays the same except you get the next photo? We did tests on that, and actually found out it increased the number of page views by 77%, essentially because we were reducing 77% of the page load, and therefore it was loading faster, and thus generating more clicks." * Re: foreign outreach and facilitating access in Iran: "We translated the entire site into Farsi within 36 hours. It was our second right-to-left language, which was actually really difficult for us. Literally the entire site is flipped in a mirror. The fact that we did it in thirty-six hours -- they hired 20 some-odd translators, and engineers worked around the clock to get it rolled out -- was pretty ****ing phenomenal." Facebook signed up three times as many people in the first few days as is normal. * The lead engineer is re-writing the code for the entire site from PHP to Hyper PHP, which they claim will reduce "CPU usage on our servers by 80%." * "At least 70% of Facebook engineers are from Harvard and Stanford." * Re. moving into one office in Stanford Research Park: "It was just nice to have everyone in one office. Before, any meetings that happened were inconvenient for most people. I mean, engineering was split up into three offices. It was a pain. Now there's more unity, more ease of communication. Everything feels more internal. It's super-friendly. I think the coolest thing about the work environment is the trust. They don't care what, where, how, when, as long as you get your shit done. If you want to work at a bar, the ball game, a park, the roof, they don't give a ****. Just get your shit done. Hence I was able to ditch work, come have two pitchers with you, and I will literally be able to go back and get my work done. And it goes a long way. Because I know I can get these things done. I know I'm going to have to go back. And I may be there until ten or eleven tonight." Link to post Share on other sites
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