king_tanner 84 Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Brag: I won $500 off my friend's drunk co-worker in $20 flips tonight. I told the guy I would keep going until he wanted to stop so I didn't look like I was hit and running. After losing $500 he decided to stop. Dont flip against me I run like god.Beat: The group I was with thought we lost this guy, but he showed up later at this club we were at. I told the guy after he quit I would by him a drink wherever we were at. The guy didn't need a drink, but he wouldn't stop bothering me. All I had was $20's and $100's so I gave him a $20 and told him to bring me back the change. He got a beer and gave me $3 dollars back. I said wtf, he said he bought the bartender a shot and tipped her $5. I said that I can't trust you anymore and I won't gamble with you or buy you a drink again. He punched me in the face.Brag: He got arrested.Beat: He hit me hard, and my face hurts like a MF'erBrag: Taco Bell was open at 4:30am and I got 3 cheesy gordita crunchesBeat: My face still hurts and probably looks all ****ed up (I haven't looked in a mirror yet). Link to post Share on other sites
Jbron01 0 Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Brag= Last Monday i was playing for 1k for first, had chiplead 20 away from FT.Beat=I am playing an Omaha Fl Hi/Lo freeroll like a degen. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Brag: I had sex with Mary last nightBeat: Turns out that Mary is a dog Link to post Share on other sites
Tehtoe 3 Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 brag- I thought this thread was gonna suckbeat- I was right Link to post Share on other sites
DonkSlayer 1 Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 brag- I thought this thread was gonna suckbeat- I was righthey scrooge go punch a kitten or something Link to post Share on other sites
I_fold08 1 Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 brag- I thought this thread was gonna suckbeat- I was rightheres an idea, dont post here anymore then Link to post Share on other sites
Tehtoe 3 Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 heres an idea, dont post here anymore thenI wouldn't be able to work up any good karma then, and I'd miss you <3 Link to post Share on other sites
lurbz 2 Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Brag: I get texts almost every night with <3s in them.Beat: They're from tbrick. Link to post Share on other sites
fitzinabox 0 Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 beat: i had to read another one of tehtoe's miserable postsbeat: was going to go to columbus to party/watch osuVSusc tonight but now i am notbrag: just finished my first beer of teh day Link to post Share on other sites
Thread Police 0 Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 brag- I thought this thread was gonna suckbeat- I was rightLet me be the judge of that. Link to post Share on other sites
lurbz 2 Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Let me be the judge of that.2nd worst joke account on FCP. Link to post Share on other sites
lolly.gag.her 0 Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 i am not sure you are qualified to make that statement Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted September 12, 2009 Author Share Posted September 12, 2009 brag- I thought this thread was gonna suckbeat- I was rightouchhthere are so many awesome threads in general anyways. Sorry to let you down. Link to post Share on other sites
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