lurbz 2 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Qyayqi,I've always liked you. But this time, your little buddy VB has gone too far.I never wanted to have to do this. In fact, I know I'll never be able to look at myself the same way afterward. But what must be done, must be done. Even if the innocent are hurt along the way.You know what it is I want, Q. I want the information behind every one of VBs joke accounts. And you're going to hand deliver it to me. Personally.I'm glad we understand each other, Q. You have 24 hours. Link to post Share on other sites
StrippersNBlow 0 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 This is serious. Link to post Share on other sites
Ko8e34 0 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I grew those tomatoes in my yard. Leave them alone! Link to post Share on other sites
TwstdWrstr 10 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Can I go ahead and just request some ketchup from those tomatoes now? Or is there like a time window after the abduction that needs to expire first?I'm new at this whole "hostage" thing. But seriously some ketchup would be nice. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 heartless bastard. Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 well that's just grate. you think you can come in here and demand something? deMAND? for realsies? i refuse to negotiate with terrorists. you'll never know any of my joke accounts. er, his joke accounts. vb's joke accounts.if anything-- ANYTHING-- happens to those lovely ladies, my wrath will return their pain a hundredfold back upon you. mine is the power of the garden, your back will be raked bloody, your pimples will be hoe'd. your shrubbery will be pruned. (okay, maybe not that last one, but YOU GET THE POINT.)step off, brother, before it is too late. i do not want to end what you've started, uncle. you'll be broken, bloodied, and bewildered when i am through with you, cousin. there will be the wrath and the lightning and the scariest of scary music as the thunderous hooves of feral cows descend upon your village, friend. my fists of judgment will judge your face, acquaintance. in short, stranger, stop before you start so i don't have to stop what you've started. Link to post Share on other sites
HighwayStar 8 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 qyayqi : 1 lurbz : - 50 Link to post Share on other sites
lurbz 2 Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 well that's just grate. you think you can come in here and demand something? deMAND? for realsies? i refuse to negotiate with terrorists. you'll never know any of my joke accounts. er, his joke accounts. vb's joke accounts.if anything-- ANYTHING-- happens to those lovely ladies, my wrath will return their pain a hundredfold back upon you. mine is the power of the garden, your back will be raked bloody, your pimples will be hoe'd. your shrubbery will be pruned. (okay, maybe not that last one, but YOU GET THE POINT.)step off, brother, before it is too late. i do not want to end what you've started, uncle. you'll be broken, bloodied, and bewildered when i am through with you, cousin. there will be the wrath and the lightning and the scariest of scary music as the thunderous hooves of feral cows descend upon your village, friend. my fists of judgment will judge your face, acquaintance. in short, stranger, stop before you start so i don't have to stop what you've started.You've failed to meet my demands.I've chosen to continue with my chosen course of action. I hope you can live with the guilt that your relative's death, and the mental dementia the other will feel for the rest of its days.Give me what I want or I cripple the other one and leave it alive in anguish. Link to post Share on other sites
JSpencer 0 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Show us your tits. Link to post Share on other sites
TwstdWrstr 10 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 We have those salt & pepper shakers too! Link to post Share on other sites
HighwayStar 8 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 wow, that's cold Link to post Share on other sites
tarbutton13 0 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I can safely say that I have no idea what is going on. Link to post Share on other sites
no not baxter 0 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 first lurbz post i actually enjoyed Link to post Share on other sites
JSpencer 0 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Did this thread just get legendary? Link to post Share on other sites
Sick Boy 0 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 :(For god sake give the man what he wants! Link to post Share on other sites
lurbz 2 Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 My team has begun creating our first shipments on the red market. You've sealed the fate of your juicy brethren. TwstdWrstr, your ketchup shipment is already en route. Link to post Share on other sites
Sick Boy 0 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 My team has begun creating our first shipments on the red market. You've sealed the fate of your juicy brethren. TwstdWrstr, your ketchup shipment is already en route.This has to stop. Link to post Share on other sites
TwstdWrstr 10 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 My team has begun creating our first shipments on the red market. You've sealed the fate of your juicy brethren. TwstdWrstr, your ketchup shipment is already en route.Defrosting burgers now, ty.Sorry for your loss Qyayqi. Your delicious, sweet and tasty loss. Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 EDIT: oops, wrong photobucket account. Link to post Share on other sites
silkyjonson 1 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 For humanities sake leave the innocent tomotoes out of this Link to post Share on other sites
lurbz 2 Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 EDIT: oops, wrong photobucket account. Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 pricelesshow did I miss this<3 lurbz Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 tomato puree anyone Link to post Share on other sites
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