What Do You Do For A Living

[chrozzo 19]

Joey, I believe this post should be scored a single. Not mine, but Chrozzo's. This [meaningless, ambiguous gesture, on which I gave up halfway since I planned on just writing that I gave up halfway] is an out, obviously. I've been running pretty hot lately, so I don't think adding a crappy plate appearance to my season's line will do too much damage. You know what would be really hilarious, though? If I end up playing Chrozzo in the first round and losing by a hair's breadth, an amount that I could have overcome with one fewer out weighing down my value, or if Chrozzo had been a fraction of a point worse. That is a risk, Chrozzo, that I am willing to take, and is the only nice thing I can ever imagine myself doing for you. My seratonin levels are all messed up because I just ate like 20 poptarts.

im al about hitting the singles....so you know im good for it.

[rcgs59 15]

Joey, I believe this post should be scored a single. Not mine, but Chrozzo's. This [meaningless, ambiguous gesture, on which I gave up halfway since I planned on just writing that I gave up halfway] is an out, obviously. I've been running pretty hot lately, so I don't think adding a crappy plate appearance to my season's line will do too much damage. You know what would be really hilarious, though? If I end up playing Chrozzo in the first round and losing by a hair's breadth, an amount that I could have overcome with one fewer out weighing down my value, or if Chrozzo had been a fraction of a point worse. That is a risk, Chrozzo, that I am willing to take, and is the only nice thing I can ever imagine myself doing for you. My seratonin levels are all messed up because I just ate like 20 poptarts.

your sertonins are out of wack because your not taking your prozac, paxil , zoloft whatever anti depressants or ocd medications properly so get it right titical blunder. that and the fact that you made a mistake in picking that girl to begin with so you screwed up big time with that home run as it turned into a fielder's error lol, or a pitchers pitch that went wild.

[Tactical Bear 3]

you made a mistake in picking that girl to begin with so you screwed up big time with that home run as it turned into a fielder's error lol, or a pitchers pitch that went wild.

Sometimes I find myself unsure that you're a joke account, and then I read stuff like this. Nobody -- and I mean nobody -- would ever write "pitcher's pitch that went wild" unless he were doing it for effect. And, please, you mean "she made a mistake picking me to begin with," right? Your last two insults have been some version of, "you are too good for the woman you are currently dating," and that doesn't seem very, like, mean.

[rcgs59 15]

Sometimes I find myself unsure that you're a joke account, and then I read stuff like this. Nobody -- and I mean nobody -- would ever write "pitcher's pitch that went wild" unless he were doing it for effect. And, please, you mean "she made a mistake picking me to begin with," right? Your last two insults have been some version of, "you are too good for the woman you are currently dating," and that doesn't seem very, like, mean.

and yes it was for effect I wasn't trying to be mean, that's not who I am, I am j/s that your the one who made the mistake so it's your bed that you lay on. As for you being too good for her , god no if any thing it would be the opposite why would you be any better than her. You should be consider as equals.

[Tactical Bear 3]

and yes it was for effect I wasn't trying to be mean, that's not who I am, I am j/s that your the one who made the mistake so it's your bed that you lay on. As for you being too good for her , god no if any thing it would be the opposite why would you be any better than her. You should be consider as equals.

What effect was it for? Specifically? Also, I can't believe I have never asked this, but: are you French Canadian?

[El Guapo 8]

What effect was it for? Specifically? Also, I can't believe I have never asked this, but: are you French Canadian?

I really hope your asking is just a formality.

[Suited_Up 2]

Sometimes I find myself unsure that you're a joke account, and then I read stuff like this. Nobody -- and I mean nobody -- would ever write "pitcher's pitch that went wild" unless he were doing it for effect. And, please, you mean "she made a mistake picking me to begin with," right? Your last two insults have been some version of, "you are too good for the woman you are currently dating," and that doesn't seem very, like, mean.

She's for real.... and it wasn't for effect. Other than the original effect that she intended.... But that wasn't the same intent you meant.It's baffling, I know.P.S. I'm drunk... but that just means I speak the truthiness.

[rcgs59 15]

What effect was it for? Specifically? Also, I can't believe I have never asked this, but: are you French Canadian?

effect was to show that you screwed up period., that your home run was a strike out actuallyand No I am not French Canadian, I was married to one which was bad enough, thankfully he is out of my life.hi Kurt and yes I am real lol, so Gallo must of verified that did he via skype

[Suited_Up 2]

effect was to show that you screwed up period., that your home run was a strike out actuallyand No I am not French Canadian, I was married to one which was bad enough, thankfully he is out of my life.hi Kurt and yes I am real lol, so Gallo must of verified that did he via skype

I heard you on Skype one time too.... So I don't need the 2nd hand verification.

[Sal Paradise 57]

I lied in my first post; that's not what I actually do. in real life I'm a 28 year old jewish man who has recently re-enrolled in school to become a veterinarian because I love animals and desire more jew gold. my hobbies include making basic plans for building intricate play houses for my many cats and occasionally engaging in relationships with atrociously skinny women in veiled attempts to cover my blatant homosexuality.

[CaneBrain 95]

what courses did you take and how long? and was it worth it, cause this option is actually still open to me and I was wandering if it was worth the studying and also what kind of work I would be expected to do, payment etc.

No idea if the law school/lawyer experience in America is anything like that in New Zealand. America's legal system is pretty unique.

[Balloon guy 158]

So I had a client ask me for a bid on building a prop computer mouse for their up coming show.Being the economy is pretty bad, I have been forced to lowball the past few months worth of jobs, and gotten generally grinded down even after that.I had just built a model Albatross airplane prop with a 10' wingspan for a Margaritaville themed show and so my foam carving and coating skills are semi shapr right now.So I put together a rough rendering, to scale and figure my hard cost is about $150 plus labor to build a 6' long computer mouse. He calls me when I'm away from the office so I have to give him a quote over the phone because the weekend is coming up and he is in QuebecNormally I would bid this for about $1,500, because of perceived value of this large a prop, but I lowball it for $850. The guy who called me about this job told me he would have me go direct..which is usally a sign the client's budget is really tiny and he doesn't want to get in the middle because it's not worth the time when the deal is this skinny.They agree, and the client forwards me their email address so I can send them a contract. The email chain he forwarded contained the entire evolution of this prop need.Their previous bid was $10,000. Their budget was $2K-$5KSo for a living I screw up bids badly

[grocery_mony 8]

So I had a client ask me for a bid on building a prop computer mouse for their up coming show.Being the economy is pretty bad, I have been forced to lowball the past few months worth of jobs, and gotten generally grinded down even after that.I had just built a model Albatross airplane prop with a 10' wingspan for a Margaritaville themed show and so my foam carving and coating skills are semi shapr right now.So I put together a rough rendering, to scale and figure my hard cost is about $150 plus labor to build a 6' long computer mouse. He calls me when I'm away from the office so I have to give him a quote over the phone because the weekend is coming up and he is in QuebecNormally I would bid this for about $1,500, because of perceived value of this large a prop, but I lowball it for $850. The guy who called me about this job told me he would have me go direct..which is usally a sign the client's budget is really tiny and he doesn't want to get in the middle because it's not worth the time when the deal is this skinny.They agree, and the client forwards me their email address so I can send them a contract. The email chain he forwarded contained the entire evolution of this prop need.Their previous bid was $10,000. Their budget was $2K-$5KSo for a living I screw up bids badly

Did any of the e-mails refrence you as a "freak and a really weird dude"?

[Quacktastic 106]

[Yoda 1]

How many fucking times can this same thread be created? For the love of god, use the search function.

[JSpencer 0]

$100 a day for data entry of 3000 pieces of data into google docs.only takes me like an hour and a half -2 hours to do it all so its a pretty good gig.

[chrozzo 19]

my real problem is...i can never make it to second base. on the rare occasion i do get off the bench and possibly on deck, then maybe i might hit a single. but then that only leads to even greater disappointment as i usually get picked off for leading to much (in my case, not that much really, because im really short).

[rcgs59 15]

my real problem is...i can never make it to second base. on the rare occasion i do get off the bench and possibly on deck, then maybe i might hit a single. but then that only leads to even greater disappointment as i usually get picked off for leading to much (in my case, not that much really, because im really short).

we need to hire you a batting coach lolz, a female one

[Sal Paradise 57]

we need to hire you a batting coach lolz, a female one

haha, yeah!

[socalpoker_j 1]

I'm on self-imposed life vacation.

[SuitedAces21 2,722]

i avoid all confrontation. i sulk in the corner while the rest have thier fun. i abuse myself instead of trying to find a woman. i eat unhealthy. i dont excercise. i watch way to much tv. i pretend i know more than i do. i take a tv tray into the bathroom with me so i can use my laptop while i take a shit. sometimes i watch porn in there. i watch a lot of porn. i talk to myself. i make jokes to myself. i laugh at my jokes. sometimes i cry. sometimes i lay down in my closet and pretend like i'm in a coma. its fun because you lose all sense of time after a while and your thoughts turn insane. wild times man. spent a whole weekend in their once. when i came out my grandfather had died. my parents thought i had run away. wild times man.

[SuitedAces21 2,722]

i remember after a particularly disheartening phone call from a lady i was laying in my closet. i was crying and my brother, who is 11, banged on the wall between our rooms and told me to stop being such a faggot. i kept on crying because what does he know, he's just a child. after i stopped crying i lay there for a while, maybe two hours. i'm not sure how long. then i got up and went back in to watch some tv. AND WOULDNT YOU KNOW IT. a missed call from the lady who had sent me into the closet. no message so i called back. she had just called to tell me to never call her again. didnt even go back into the closet. i was very proud of myself. its all about progress. one step at a time.

[rcgs59 15]

i avoid all confrontation. i sulk in the corner while the rest have thier fun. i abuse myself instead of trying to find a woman. i eat unhealthy. i dont excercise. i watch way to much tv. i pretend i know more than i do. i take a tv tray into the bathroom with me so i can use my laptop while i take a shit. sometimes i watch porn in there. i watch a lot of porn. i talk to myself. i make jokes to myself. i laugh at my jokes. sometimes i cry. sometimes i lay down in my closet and pretend like i'm in a coma. its fun because you lose all sense of time after a while and your thoughts turn insane. wild times man. spent a whole weekend in their once. when i came out my grandfather had died. my parents thought i had run away. wild times man.

i remember after a particularly disheartening phone call from a lady i was laying in my closet. i was crying and my brother, who is 11, banged on the wall between our rooms and told me to stop being such a faggot. i kept on crying because what does he know, he's just a child. after i stopped crying i lay there for a while, maybe two hours. i'm not sure how long. then i got up and went back in to watch some tv. AND WOULDNT YOU KNOW IT. a missed call from the lady who had sent me into the closet. no message so i called back. she had just called to tell me to never call her again. didnt even go back into the closet. i was very proud of myself. its all about progress. one step at a time.

fml

[grocery_mony 8]

i avoid all confrontation. i sulk in the corner while the rest have thier fun. i abuse myself instead of trying to find a woman. i eat unhealthy. i dont excercise. i watch way to much tv. i pretend i know more than i do. i take a tv tray into the bathroom with me so i can use my laptop while i take a shit. sometimes i watch porn in there. i watch a lot of porn. i talk to myself. i make jokes to myself. i laugh at my jokes. sometimes i cry. sometimes i lay down in my closet and pretend like i'm in a coma. its fun because you lose all sense of time after a while and your thoughts turn insane. wild times man. spent a whole weekend in their once. when i came out my grandfather had died. my parents thought i had run away. wild times man.

[timwakefield 68]

Moderately-famous stuntman.