Chief Hawk61 0 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 So im playing on Poker stars today and every tourney i get into, i come across a lucky donk who takes me out.I am like Phil Helmuth at the table and i tell people when they make a retarded play. like calling a raise and a reraise with K 10 off out of position and they get lucky and catch a 10 on the river and beat my KJ.so i tell him he is a donk and a terrible player and i go on trying to teach him that K10 is like 27 when facing a raise and reraise.him being the genius and everything thinks he is so great cuz he caught his miracle card on the river with a 7% chance to win on the river.he goes on and knocks me out with a 24 while i have AJ and another guy with AK. so i call him a moron and he replies with "i'm still in the tournament, what does that make you"Why does every single donk i run into think they're so great cuz they got lucky and lasted longer than me in a tourney? Link to post Share on other sites
Knollie919 0 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 So im playing on Poker stars today and every tourney i get into, i come across a lucky donk who takes me out.I am like Phil Helmuth at the table and i tell people when they make a retarded play. like calling a raise and a reraise with K 10 off out of position and they get lucky and catch a 10 on the river and beat my KJ.so i tell him he is a donk and a terrible player and i go on trying to teach him that K10 is like 27 when facing a raise and reraise.him being the genius and everything thinks he is so great cuz he caught his miracle card on the river with a 7% chance to win on the river.he goes on and knocks me out with a 24 while i have AJ and another guy with AK. so i call him a moron and he replies with "i'm still in the tournament, what does that make you"Why does every single donk i run into think they're so great cuz they got lucky and lasted longer than me in a tourney?not to be a dick but so is KJ Link to post Share on other sites
Tehtoe 3 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 That was me, and I'll have you know that I am not in fact a donk. Link to post Share on other sites
dabetka 0 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Nope, just u Link to post Share on other sites
HighwayStar 8 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 screen name?If you don't like suckouts you should play Short handed limit holdem . Preferably midstakes. Link to post Share on other sites
KingJames 11 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 not to be a dick but so is KJmeta-game, obv Link to post Share on other sites
TrueAce13 18 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 screen name?If you don't like suckouts you should play Short handed no limit holdem . Preferably $25.FYP Link to post Share on other sites
JSpencer 0 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 If you don't like suckouts you shouldn't play poker Link to post Share on other sites
Sick Boy 0 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 That makes me feel so very sick, Link to post Share on other sites
Chris-LFC 0 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 So im playing on Poker stars today and every tourney i get into, i come across a lucky donk who takes me out.I am like Phil Helmuth at the table and i tell people when they make a retarded play. like calling a raise and a reraise with K 10 off out of position and they get lucky and catch a 10 on the river and beat my KJ.so i tell him he is a donk and a terrible player and i go on trying to teach him that K10 is like 27 when facing a raise and reraise.him being the genius and everything thinks he is so great cuz he caught his miracle card on the river with a 7% chance to win on the river.he goes on and knocks me out with a 24 while i have AJ and another guy with AK. so i call him a moron and he replies with "i'm still in the tournament, what does that make you"Why does every single donk i run into think they're so great cuz they got lucky and lasted longer than me in a tourney?HOF Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Fake until proven otherwise. Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 If the donk's rationalization for "being good at poker" is because he won the hand, let him believe it. You know the truth. Your 4-bet w/ KJ was brilliant because he had K10. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Save your energy for positivism. Link to post Share on other sites
TheWynn 0 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Obv joke acct.At least i hope. Link to post Share on other sites
KingJames 11 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Fake until proven otherwise.Hand Histories!! Link to post Share on other sites
coug2828 8 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 just flop a jack next time Link to post Share on other sites
Chief Hawk61 0 Posted July 30, 2009 Author Share Posted July 30, 2009 not to be a dick but so is KJfor the record, i was in 8th positon and the reraise came from the button with like a QJ suited?so i had the hand dominated.___________________________My poker name is same as my SN.____________________________this is not a joke acct...i joined a few weeks ago, been reading just havent been posting. Link to post Share on other sites
Tehtoe 3 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 for the record, i was in 8th positon and the reraise came from the button with like a QJ suited?so i had the hand dominated.Can you see other people's hole cards?! Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 this is not a joke acct...i joined a few weeks ago, been reading just havent been posting.Oh...Find a new hobby then. Link to post Share on other sites
Canary3 1 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 lol, online poker is alive and well! Link to post Share on other sites
Knollie919 0 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 for the record, i was in 8th positon and the reraise came from the button with like a QJ suited?so i had the hand dominated.___________________________My poker name is same as my SN.____________________________this is not a joke acct...i joined a few weeks ago, been reading just havent been posting.POTD Link to post Share on other sites
Pot Odds RAC 23 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 for the record, i was in 8th positon and the reraise came from the button with like a QJ suited?so i had the hand dominated.___________________________My poker name is same as my SN.____________________________this is not a joke acct...i joined a few weeks ago, been reading just havent been posting.I don't think this means what you think it does. Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 lol, online poker is alive and well! Link to post Share on other sites
Pack149 0 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Super thread potential imo Link to post Share on other sites
tarbutton13 0 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 This thread is FULL of win. Link to post Share on other sites
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