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live:- people acting like im hitler for not wanting to chop at a final table or give money out of my pocket for the bubble boy.. if you come in 6th out of 42 people in the $60 nightly at the showboat you dont deserve a cent- small talk at the tables.. i try to be as friendly as possible, but i really dont want to see a picture of your freaking kids or hear about your trip to paris- the middle aged guy in a hat and sunglasses who has to stare you down every hand... and i mean every hand.. open for 150 and 25/50 and be prepared for a stare and speech- online poker is rigged conversations... altho this one is usually pretty fun to listen toonline:- referring to one rebuy one add-on tournaments as "cubed".. is it really that much easier to say $50 cubed than $50 1r1a? and last time i checked, it wasnt a $125,000 buy in - the guy who says "ty" to me for reason after winning a flip... wtf are you thanking me for - sayings that just wont die... _____aments is so 2007 and for the love of god please stop doubting that people are real, they are real. i promise./rantanyway feel free to comment on these share your own and/or tell me to gtfo. <3

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Even though I doubt the OP is real, I think this is a decent idea for a thread.My biggest pet peeve is probably bad beat stories. Followed closely by assumed good players who claim to not like playing against bad players.

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Basically when anyone criticizes or berates someone's game at a live 3/6 limit game, or in a low stakes live tournament. It makes me crazy.I play in this 3/6 dealers choice game where everyone berates each other which is ok most of the time since it is a local game and people know each other. The cardroom is in kind of a shitty area of town though, and sometimes shitty people come in to play.One time a guy with some mental disability was playing and was making some weird moves. Another guy at the table decides to berate him for like an hour straight about the way he was playing. I wanted to kill the guy who was doing the berating. The floorman finally made him leave after waiting way too long to fix the situation. This happened about 3 years ago, and it made me so mad I still haven't forgot about it.

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When dealers give you death glares because after the round of betting is complete and they go to rake in the chips that were just bet, you don't push them up to within 6 inches from the pot so they actually have to stretch just a TINY bit to grab them.

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When dealers give you death glares because after the round of betting is complete and they go to rake in the chips that were just bet, you don't push them up to within 6 inches from the pot so they actually have to stretch just a TINY bit to grab them.
All dealers at my local casino hate their life. lol at dealer glares. I once had a dealer tell me that I was driving him crazy shuffling my chips. I told him that I didn't care.
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live:- people acting like im hitler for not wanting to chop at a final table or give money out of my pocket for the bubble boy.. if you come in 6th out of 42 people in the $60 nightly at the showboat you dont deserve a cent- small talk at the tables.. i try to be as friendly as possible, but i really dont want to see a picture of your freaking kids or hear about your trip to paris- the middle aged guy in a hat and sunglasses who has to stare you down every hand... and i mean every hand.. open for 150 and 25/50 and be prepared for a stare and speech- online poker is rigged conversations... altho this one is usually pretty fun to listen toonline:- referring to one rebuy one add-on tournaments as "cubed".. is it really that much easier to say $50 cubed than $50 1r1a? and last time i checked, it wasnt a $125,000 buy in - the guy who says "ty" to me for reason after winning a flip... wtf are you thanking me for - sayings that just wont die... _____aments is so 2007 and for the love of god please stop doubting that people are real, they are real. i promise./rantanyway feel free to comment on these share your own and/or tell me to gtfo. <3
you crystalballa on ftp?edit: hof, yik, dyr, zzzzzzzz, documents lol, tehtoes on 2p2 tho
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I will address the above insults/questions in cute internet forum checkbox form...[ ] blast at parties[x] real[x] crystalballa on ftp[ ] wigger[x] about as white as humanely possible and happen to have the last name balla

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When dealers give you death glares because after the round of betting is complete and they go to rake in the chips that were just bet, you don't push them up to within 6 inches from the pot so they actually have to stretch just a TINY bit to grab them.
The dealers at my local casino usually will keep reminding everyone to put their chips closer is they can't reach they, so I haven't received the "death glare." Usually it's only the fat dealers that complain about this.Not too many other peeves, but:Had one dealer at low-limit game (4/8, I think) that would try to guess your hand at showdown, if you everyone else folded to your bet he would guess your hand, and sometimes if you mucked a losing hand. Drove me nuts. I understand that he is a poker player and wanted to sharpen and showoff his reading skills while he worked, but I didn't want him giving the bad players ideas of what I had (he was usually right). Also hate the "all day" phrase in poker that some people say after they bet/raise. Still have no clue what that one means.
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Not too many other peeves, but:Had one dealer at low-limit game (4/8, I think) that would try to guess your hand at showdown, if you everyone else folded to your bet he would guess your hand, and sometimes if you mucked a losing hand. Drove me nuts. I understand that he is a poker player and wanted to sharpen and showoff his reading skills while he worked, but I didn't want him giving the bad players ideas of what I had (he was usually right).
You should have asked him politely to stop guessing out loud in my opinion. He's the dealer, he can make a guess in his head, then take a peak at your mucked cards and deal the next hand.
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Calling for a _ball after you are all in and way behind.Just because you use a fratboy style name, doesn't mean you didn't stick in all your money with only 3 outs.Dealers who follow you home begging for you to teach them.Get Play Poker Like the Pros and study, there are no shortcuts man.

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lol peevaments
This...and I'm thinking of playing the $10 Cubed tonight, even though online poker is rigged. And, as it happens, my daughter spent a few months on Paris over the winter, spending the time partying and going to museums. Facebook pics anyone?
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Before I clicked the thread, I had every intention of saying "Making bad threads"...But I agree with all your points, so.... I'll go with QFT instead.

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Before I clicked the thread, I had every intention of saying "Making bad threads"...But I agree with all your points, so.... I'll go with QFT instead.
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lol peevaments
damn it, i was gunn put that.also people shouting 1 time makes me laugh. Personally i want it to happen more than once :club:
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damn it, i was gunn put that.also people shouting 1 time makes me laugh. Personally i want it to happen more than once :club:
me too i stink
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I've come to realize that I hate everything about poker, except the game itself. Turns out I have the same relationship with baseball too.I think that response really encapsulates a whole lot. That's kinda neat.

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live:- small talk at the tables.. i try to be as friendly as possible, but i really dont want to see a picture of your freaking kids or hear about your trip to paris-
You wouldn't have liked playing in the games with Daniel back in the charity casino days in Toronto. We used to talk non-stop about our hockey pool since a few of the regular players were in the pool as well as a few of the dealers. One player used to plead with us to shut the **** up in a friendly way.
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Uh, Phil Ivey is balla, iveyisballa.jpgI agree about chops, sunglasses staredown, and ty comment after winning a flip.Disagree about ______aments, cubed, and broccoli conversations. Also, live play table talk makes people like you when you take their money...

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