I'm Starting To Think There Is A Doom Switch.

[*Lone*Trout* 0]

This post is rated R for gore and horror..........It's a conspiracy to drive me insane*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to *Lone*Trout* [Ac As]leweyman: folds*Lone*Trout*: raises 120 to 150slicksmitty2: foldsCasH Owner: foldsstvol33: calls 150J.D Reid88: foldsSlaughter89: foldsCALLAGHAND: foldsairam85: folds*** FLOP *** [2h 2c Kc]*Lone*Trout*: bets 1350 and is all-instvol33: calls 910 and is all-inUncalled bet (440) returned to *Lone*Trout**** TURN *** [2h 2c Kc] [3c]*** RIVER *** [2h 2c Kc 3c] [9d]J.D Reid88 said, "ew"*** SHOW DOWN ****Lone*Trout*: shows [Ac As] (two pair, Aces and Deuces)stvol33: shows [3h 3d] (a full house, Threes full of Deuces)stvol33 collected 2165 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2165 | Rake 0Board [2h 2c Kc 3c 9d]Seat 1: slicksmitty2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: CasH Owner folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: stvol33 showed [3h 3d] and won (2165) with a full house, Threes full of DeucesSeat 4: J.D Reid88 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: Slaughter89 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: CALLAGHAND (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 7: airam85 (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 8: leweyman folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: *Lone*Trout* showed [Ac As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Deuces********************************************And the knock out blow next hand..............*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to *Lone*Trout* [Ah Qh]*Lone*Trout* said, "really"*Lone*Trout*: calls 30slicksmitty2: foldsCasH Owner: foldsstvol33: calls 30J.D Reid88: raises 30 to 60Slaughter89: foldsCALLAGHAND: foldsairam85: calls 45leweyman: calls 30*Lone*Trout*: raises 380 to 440 and is all-instvol33: foldsJ.D Reid88: calls 380airam85: calls 380leweyman: folds*** FLOP *** [Kh 9c 2c]airam85: checksJ.D Reid88: bets 1160 and is all-inairam85: foldsUncalled bet (1160) returned to J.D Reid88*** TURN *** [Kh 9c 2c] [8c]*** RIVER *** [Kh 9c 2c 8c] [Th]*** SHOW DOWN ****Lone*Trout*: shows [Ah Qh] (high card Ace)J.D Reid88: shows [Ac Kd] (a pair of Kings)J.D Reid88 collected 1410 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 1410 | Rake 0Board [Kh 9c 2c 8c Th]Seat 1: slicksmitty2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: CasH Owner folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: stvol33 folded before FlopSeat 4: J.D Reid88 showed [Ac Kd] and won (1410) with a pair of KingsSeat 5: Slaughter89 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: CALLAGHAND (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: airam85 (small blind) folded on the FlopSeat 8: leweyman (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 9: *Lone*Trout* showed [Ah Qh] and lost with high card AceI know I should have folded AQ preflop. But with all the callers, I had to take my shot to chip back up after that horrendous call by that Euro donk POS.

[*Lone*Trout* 0]

More ****ing bullshit from Stars.PokerStars Game #30462684164: Tournament #179338666, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2009/07/14 16:05:54 CT [2009/07/14 17:05:54 ET]Table '179338666 1' 9-max Seat #8 is the buttonSeat 1: Joe790405 (11605 in chips)Seat 5: xJeschix (9950 in chips)Seat 8: *Lone*Trout* (18945 in chips)Joe790405: posts the ante 50xJeschix: posts the ante 50*Lone*Trout*: posts the ante 50Joe790405: posts small blind 400xJeschix: posts big blind 800*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to *Lone*Trout* [Ad Kd]*Lone*Trout*: raises 1600 to 2400Joe790405: calls 2000xJeschix: folds*** FLOP *** [5h 4h As]Joe790405: checks*Lone*Trout*: bets 4800Joe790405: raises 4355 to 9155 and is all-in*Lone*Trout*: calls 4355*** TURN *** [5h 4h As] [7d]*** RIVER *** [5h 4h As 7d] [Jh]*** SHOW DOWN ***Joe790405: shows [Th Ah] (a flush, Ace high)*Lone*Trout*: shows [Ad Kd] (a pair of Aces)Joe790405 collected 24060 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 24060 | Rake 0Board [5h 4h As 7d Jh]Seat 1: Joe790405 (small blind) showed [Th Ah] and won (24060) with a flush, Ace highSeat 5: xJeschix (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 8: *Lone*Trout* (button) showed [Ad Kd] and lost with a pair of Aces

[donk4life 34]

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[*Lone*Trout* 0]

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QFMFT!*L*T*

[Tehtoe 3]

These are among the worst ****ing bad beats i have ever ****ing seen, holy ****

[Mercury69 3]

i know how you feel about those ****ing donkeys. mother ****ing piece of shit dick eating cum sucking clit licking cow testicle sucking mother ****ing shit balls **** twat faggot ass ****** dumb shit homosexual poopie heads.

Hey! That's my line!!!