gmanshade 0 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 For some reason today I keep remembering the hand between Phil Laak and Mike Matusow on HSP. In the hand Laak flops the King high flush and Matusow flops a draw. Laak bets small on the flop, checks the turn and then smooth calls a bet from Matusow. On the river Matusow insta-moves allin with a missed draw and Laak insta-calls. Matusow says: "I thought he might have had the draw..." after losing around a 250k pot.Off-camera Jennifer Harman can be heard asking Daniel N if he wants to stake Matusow so he can continue to play, and daniel says "...he went broke....that's the way he plays: good, good, good, and then it's 'I'm all-in....woops, I'm drawing dead.'"any other thoughts on memorable lines after going broke?gmanshade Link to post Share on other sites
Yoda 1 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Shut the hell up! Link to post Share on other sites
JustLikeNegs 1 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 diagf, i like that one Link to post Share on other sites
Fade2241 0 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Shut the hell up! Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 He beat me... Straight up... Pay him... Pay that man his money. Link to post Share on other sites
Gallo 1 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 OPEN THE DOOR!! IT'S THE FBI!!!<DNA lies face down> Link to post Share on other sites
coug2828 8 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 well when i go out with what ends up being the 3rd worst hand or something stupid i usually like to say "i gmanshaded that one"edit: i meant 3rd best hand Link to post Share on other sites
HighwayStar 8 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOWch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSEch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOUch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOODch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOWch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUTch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES Link to post Share on other sites
wildspoke 2 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Boom goes the dynamite. Link to post Share on other sites
solderz 0 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 I'll let you sleep with my wife (he points to a hobbit-like troll in the corner I can only assume is his wife) if you stake me another buy in. Link to post Share on other sites
DemonDonk 0 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOWch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSEch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOUch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOODch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOWch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUTch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES Link to post Share on other sites
pokerkid 0 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOODch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOWch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUTch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ESIs this a running joke at 2+2 or something because I heard someone type this into chat on Bodog like yesterday? Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 You just got shaded Link to post Share on other sites
HighwayStar 8 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Is this a running joke at 2+2 or something because I heard someone type this into chat on Bodog like yesterday? http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54/poker...headsup-491103/ Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54/poker...headsup-491103/ xtranormal Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I'm a big fan of "ZAP"Sometimes I throw in a "XAP" to spice it up a little. Link to post Share on other sites
NoSup4U 0 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Did anyone say:ty fish, now I can buy my gf a lot of pro poker player drink now.yet?Mark Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 "lol standard" always tilts people. Link to post Share on other sites
XXEddie 0 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Did anyone say:ty fish, now I can buy my gf a lot of pro poker player drink now.yet?MarkWinner. Link to post Share on other sites
cloverstorm 0 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 "son of a mother fuck. how the shit?"that was pretty awesome... good ole T9ss Link to post Share on other sites
XXEddie 0 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Anything and everything that Tuff_Fish has said after going bust Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 You could have folded. Link to post Share on other sites
tuckermitchell 1 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I think it was Zimmer a couple years ago that thanked someone for his new ipod when he won a 200ish dollar pot. Always thought that was funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Gallo 1 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I had one against someone last night after I sucked out and hit my straight vs. his set.Villain: God fucking hates me.Me: God doesn't hate you, he just loves me more.(Thought it was funny at the time.) Link to post Share on other sites
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