myenemy 0 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I dont know if FCP needs one of these but I figure screwing over scumbag coworkers and coming up with ways to do that together just might regenerate the family atmosphere around this place. I'll start:3 months ago someone at my job proposed and started a Biggest Loser competition, $40 a participant and 3 months to do lose the most percentage of body weight. A dozen people decided to get in. The weigh in is this Thursday. And of course everyone has paid except one sc*mbag who says he isnt going to. To tell the truth, it looks like Im in the drivers seat to win but in any case, this bs totally pisses me off. Basically up to this point I have been being as vocal about it as possible, making sure that everyone know he is a welcher and a liar, but I would love to really burn his ass somehow. Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 It's always a good idea to be a trouble-maker and back-stabber at work. Businesses LOVE that in an employee! Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 just might regenerate the family atmosphere around this place. It's always a good idea to be a trouble-maker and back-stabber at work. Businesses LOVE that in an employee!Nope, didn't work. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Seriously, though, just get CobaltBlue to kill this guy like he killed that guy who was flirting with his finance or whatever. Remember that thread? Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Sounds like you need to start rigging his chair, and subsequent replacements, to break from "excessive weight." Make the punishment fit the crime so to speak. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Well, I gotta tell you: I'd be very, very careful who you ask about this, because the person who answers you could be dangerous. And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you. Or maybe you shouldn't post every little piece of trash you happen to pick up. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Everyone does this wrong. Get him a new job somewhere else. Link to post Share on other sites
dapokerbum 0 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 First of all why would you let him in on the competition without paying upfront?Second of all, here is what you do. You know his email and phone number right?? Well just go online and start signing him up to random websites that call you back. You know like those bankruptcy ones, online college ads and such. Then he will start to have calls coming to him every five minutes! Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 shoot him in his face with a shotgun. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 shoot him in his face with a shotgun.I support this idea. $40 is $40. Link to post Share on other sites
myenemy 0 Posted July 1, 2009 Author Share Posted July 1, 2009 I would rather just punch him in the face. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 edit meh lame no offsite hosting ... http://www.gifbin.com/982444 Link to post Share on other sites
mase_gotsem 0 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 dump a bottle of visene in his coffee day after day until he shits himself to death Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Rig it so he wins the weight bet, but doesn't qualify since he didn't pay. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Rig it so he wins the weight bet, but doesn't qualify since he didn't pay.lamesorry bg...but it is kinda lameish Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 shoot him in his face with a shotgun Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 shoot him in his face with a shotguntoo obvious...and not suffering for him at allyou fail Link to post Share on other sites
Jariso13 1 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Very simple. Very effective. Buy some cans of tuna. Stay late at work one day (friday works best). Dump some tuna behind the draws of his desk. It will make his area smell like old tuna. He will not think to look behind his drawer.draw faces on family pictures on his desk.randomly take a sheet of paper off his desk at every opportunity.accuse him of sexually harrassing utell his wife he is cheatingtell your kids to beat up his kidstake his dog and give it a new homedrive your car on his front lawn and dig up grassegg his housefork his lawnding dong ditch himthe poop in a bag on his porch trickring his doorbell and run and hide...when the door opens throw an egg inmost mailboxes lock if u use a masterlock. go to his house and masterlock his mailbox shut. for this to be effective its key not to bring the key. no mail for him Link to post Share on other sites
Jariso13 1 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 eat his children Link to post Share on other sites
Wandigo 1 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 http://www.itshotlinks.com/movies7/pees.htmltry something like this Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 too obvious...and not suffering for him at allyou failYOU'RE NOT PORTUGUESE Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 tell him this is what happened to the last guy who didn't pay what was owed to you: Link to post Share on other sites
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