keith crime 8 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 thoughts? Link to post Share on other sites
MaxStPolish 4 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 WTF/close/life ban Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted June 14, 2009 Author Share Posted June 14, 2009 WTF/close/life bantypical been here 6 months and thinks he owns the place Link to post Share on other sites
Canary3 1 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Jason Bourne and its not even close. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 When is Matt Damon going to show up in this thread? Link to post Share on other sites
Flushgarden 0 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Jason Bourne and its not even close. Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 certainly not the audience. Link to post Share on other sites
MaxStPolish 4 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 typical been here 6 months and thinks he owns the placelolz Link to post Share on other sites
lurbz 2 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 certainly not the audience.I love Matt Damon but damn this made me lol hard. Link to post Share on other sites
fighter 4 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And, of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and ****in' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the ****in' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin', 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure **** it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president. Link to post Share on other sites
StrippersNBlow 0 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 wtf is this ben affleck? you couldnt have put loki from dogma or private ryan on there? 1-800-fuck-JLO Link to post Share on other sites
babylondonks 5 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Chuck Norris Link to post Share on other sites
Chris-LFC 0 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Chuck Norrisno competition, lock it up Link to post Share on other sites
Jam-Fly 8 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 typical been here 6 months and thinks he owns the placeGod damn typical! Link to post Share on other sites
blakheart 3 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Matt Damon Link to post Share on other sites
I_fold08 1 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 obv lebron and the cavs Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 george clooney. Link to post Share on other sites
avsfan 0 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Beeeeeeeeeeen Affleck!now be a man and go argue with me about directors. Link to post Share on other sites
TheCinciKid 0 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Pretty sure McDermott is the only one of these guys who knows how to play poker. Of course, Will Hunting could probably pick it up pretty fast, but assuming no prior knowledge of how to play be Will, I think Mike would win the first time. Link to post Share on other sites
kobe2odom8 14 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 ben affleck ainec Link to post Share on other sites
KingJames 11 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Bourne, AINEC Link to post Share on other sites
MaxStPolish 4 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 worst thread ever._owner of the place Link to post Share on other sites
Lrgetrout 1 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Matt Damon Link to post Share on other sites
JSpencer 0 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Jason Bourne and its not even close.I agree with this. Link to post Share on other sites
EStormOk 0 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 I love Matt Damon and this made me hard lol.QFMFT Link to post Share on other sites
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