rcgs59 15 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 yeah, that was a sweatbreakerthx Ron, there was another cover with just Marilyn on it in yellow which is the one I wanted to use but I couldn't get it to work Link to post Share on other sites
LJB723 0 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Actually this describes my girlfriend's sex life... Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 i dont get it?you escape sex?or are you afraid if you have sex with an unknown you will be suprisingly arrested with her murder which you have nothing to do with but they still persue you with and you have to become a fugitive to flee them at al costs? Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,757 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 FYPizzle me tootouche. Link to post Share on other sites
coesillian 0 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 don't ask how. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 don't ask how.there goes the planet. Link to post Share on other sites
owise1 0 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Here's a few funny ones:The Banger Sistershttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0280460/Great Balls of Fire!http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097457/The Guru http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0280720/ Link to post Share on other sites
pele_br 0 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 If I found a picture of the movie I could of downloaded that was acceptable I would of done that, but of course it was too old all the ones I tried were not allowed lolRose tilts me more then being one outed on the river...That's all, carry on... Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Or should I claim this one: Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical Bear 3 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Wang: I quoted this to offer a direct reply before I even saw my name attached...My life becomes even more cartoonish with every passing day. Link to post Share on other sites
avsfan 0 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Another Jack Arnold Classic. I love The Swiss Conspiracy. Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 A movie thread wouldn't be complete without a boss ****** poster. vnh sir. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 The Hottie and the Nottie Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 i dont get it?you escape sex?or are you afraid if you have sex with an unknown you will be suprisingly arrested with her murder which you have nothing to do with but they still persue you with and you have to become a fugitive to flee them at al costs?gosh, chrozzo. I'm in a steady relationship with a woman who's my wife and everything is going great until it isn't anymore which happens this one night when I'm at some shindig with other professionals and I come home to find another man ****ing my wife which is crazy because no one ****s my wife not even me but anyway this guy had one arm so apparently my wife was kinky and I never knew it and somehow everyone thinks I did it so I get sent to a camp where other men who've had sex with their wives go but the train that's taking us to the place that'll cut off our peepees since we're too sexed gets derailed by a run-on sentence and one camp counselor refuses to correct the grammar so I end up having to correct the grammar and later when I'm sneaking out of the teacher's lounge, two substitutes are trying to correct that same paper and I'm all like, "it's a run-on sentence" and they're all like, "how did he know that" but they're also moving somewhat deliberately at the same time so it makes people like me laugh whenever I rewatch this sentence and I forgot to mention that there's a manhunt for me because of the whole ess-caw-pey thing and also because I'm dead sexy and there's this scene where Ironman removes a pair of handcuffs with a piece of a pair of sunglasses and makes two-face laugh the "I KNOW YOU'RE THE BAD GUY" laugh which he never laughed at ME in the first movie and oh wait I screwed this up well that's ok because that is a cool scene from the second movie so there's this manhunt where a bumblebee tuna sheriff is all like we should make a circle CIRCLE CIRCLE CIRCLE CIRCLE sorry conan o'brien's audience came running through this sentence so anyway the circle thing makes Sam Gerard step up 2 the streets and take charge which makes all the women a little wet but don't worry most of them because of their vaginas and not because they peed their pants but yes some of them peed their pants, nikki, and they listen in to a phone call where I was calling into live links because I have to find a new mate since my wife was deflowered by some other guy and I need a new woman to never have sex with so anyway they figure out I'm in Chicago because of the elevated train in the background of the phone call and also because I told this hottie to meet me at Chicago Cheers which Bill Simmons hasn't invented yet but she'll be there waiting because I've GOT GAME like Jesus you know the one from that movie and not the Ray Allen character, the one Denzel talked about because Ray Allen was kind of a whiny bitch well actually Ray Allen did hook up with those two white chicks at the same time so check it check check it see I'm down yo but anyway I go find a one-armed man yellow pages store and look through it for free since my buddy works there and make my way to the dude's house but unfortunately the cops are onto me because my friend is all like I don't know any "runthemover" and the cops are like "we never asked you about runthemover" and my friend's all like but I've totally been watching this whole sentence and the cops are like "what are you talking about" and my friend is like "I'm talking about now" and the cops say, "now?" and my friend says "well let's not try to do a paraphrase of a quote because the people who've been following everything up until this point will be all like, 'that don't make no sense, brah' and I don't mess with jersey boys" so I call the cops when I'm at the OAM's house and I'm all like, "Come here" and they're all like "no" and I'm all like, "please" and they're all like, "no" and I'm all like, "pretty pretty please" and they're all like "nnnno" and I'm all like, "pretty pretty please with a cherry on top" and they're all like, "mmmmmm-no" and I'm all thinking "I've got em" but I've run out of money on the pay phone which is in the guy's house and eventually I got to a hotel where this colleague of mine is throwing a party to celebrate his new element H20 but if you've been reading in between the lines you've already figured out that this whole H20 thing he's into is a fake so while I do that the crowd gasps but they're totally talking about how my butt looks great in the blue sweatpants I'm wearing because it soooo does and then we run off to a bedroom but NOT to have sex because that's just silly and as I'm thinking about how I'm gonna kill this collie, I remember back to about 15 minutes prior in the sentence and this cop who looks like he can handle himself around a mop who goes kiiimmmbbblllle which is totally weird since I don't know anyone by that name but anyway we fight around laundry because it's time to clean up and I save two-face from the bad guy and I tell two-face, "I didn't **** my wife" and he goes, "I know", obviously. 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