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Ok I went to the casino on friday on the way back from vacation. Had about hour and a half to kill. So me and 2 buddies played 1/2 NL.On my right was the LAG middle eastern guy. He was loaded and was waiting for 5/10 and 10/20 to open so he was raising huge everytime. He doubled me up when I had top pair and he overplayed a flush draw. I guess that put him on tilt.The next hand he shoved blind. He got called by a lower stack with JJ, which held and he was down to 18 bucks. He shoved the $18 blind and I called him with J9 suited and hit the nut straight. He rebought for $200. Before the money made it to the table he made it $50 blind. I look down at AA and shove him for his $200. Everyone folds and he blind calls. He had 23. Board ran out 3 Q J 10 5. Free $200 for me.I finished about $250 ahead on the day since we had to leave.Any thoughts? Anyone else have similar easy money stories?

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i was at the casino one night and there were two russian guys playing, one of which i'm sure had never played the game before as he was calling all ins on the river with 7 high and making flops $50 to go on a $1/$2 table with any face cardhe would hit some super weird hands here and there and ended up fluctuating wildly up and downi wanted so hard to catch any type of hand but couldn't get anything and he left after dropping about $2000

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I had a rough night live once, lost a couple buyins. I went to take a leak before I left, and went to a stall so could sigh in private. Couple seconds later the door next to me opens and closes. I'm finishing up, and a voice says "Rough night?" I think it's odd, but it was a rough night, so I reply yeah. The voice says "yeah, I'm up a bit but really stressed from work and home. I wish I could relax."Not I'm creeped out. I zip up and kick flush when he says "Wait, I have an idea. I can help you out with some cash, and you can help me work out some stress." I laugh and say that's alright, I'm just going to get home. "But you don't even have to do anything. Well, touching-wise, just watch." No thanks freak, I'm thinking. "50 bucks, just come in here and watch. 3 minutes or you can go" I get the money up front and I'm out of there in 90 seconds flat.

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Reading that post is the biggest waste of 20 seconds I've ever spent
ah come on, tbf, there's been way worse sh't posted on this forum in the last few months.
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[x] easierPoker Stars $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 122123The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History ConverterPre Flop: (1.4 SB) Hero is BTN with J :club: J :5cUTG raises, MP calls, CO calls, Hero 3-bets, SB calls, BB calls, UTG caps!, MP calls, CO calls, Hero calls, SB calls, BB callsFlop: (24 SB) 6 :3h 4 :D J :D(6 players)SB checks, BB bets, UTG raises, MP calls, CO folds, Hero 3-bets, SB folds, BB caps!, UTG calls, MP calls, Hero callsTurn: (20 BB) 3 :4h(4 players)BB bets, UTG raises, MP calls, Hero 3-bets, BB calls all in, UTG calls, MP callsRiver: (31.4 BB) 7 :qh(4 players - 1 is all in)UTG checks, MP checks, Hero bets, UTG calls, MP foldsFinal Pot: 33.4 BBBB mucks 4 :D 6 :club:UTG mucks K :jh K :spade:Hero shows J :ts J :D (three of a kind, Jacks)Hero wins 3.8 BBHero wins 29.3 BB(Rake: $3.00)

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I had a rough night live once, lost a couple buyins. I went to take a leak before I left, and went to a stall so could sigh in private. Couple seconds later the door next to me opens and closes. I'm finishing up, and a voice says "Rough night?" I think it's odd, but it was a rough night, so I reply yeah. The voice says "yeah, I'm up a bit but really stressed from work and home. I wish I could relax."Not I'm creeped out. I zip up and kick flush when he says "Wait, I have an idea. I can help you out with some cash, and you can help me work out some stress." I laugh and say that's alright, I'm just going to get home. "But you don't even have to do anything. Well, touching-wise, just watch." No thanks freak, I'm thinking. "50 bucks, just come in here and watch. 3 minutes or you can go" I get the money up front and I'm out of there in 90 seconds flat.
uhhhh. nicely done? :club:
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lol im usually that guy doin it.its funny how most people get uber pissed though when i just start shipping 100-200 blind every hand... then they get excited when someone busts me.

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lol im usually that guy doin it.its funny how most people get uber pissed though when i just start shipping 100-200 blind every hand... then they get excited when someone busts me.
lol I know. People are so stupid. Poker is profitable.
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I had a rough night live once, lost a couple buyins. I went to take a leak before I left, and went to a stall so could sigh in private. Couple seconds later the door next to me opens and closes. I'm finishing up, and a voice says "Rough night?" I think it's odd, but it was a rough night, so I reply yeah. The voice says "yeah, I'm up a bit but really stressed from work and home. I wish I could relax."Not I'm creeped out. I zip up and kick flush when he says "Wait, I have an idea. I can help you out with some cash, and you can help me work out some stress." I laugh and say that's alright, I'm just going to get home. "But you don't even have to do anything. Well, touching-wise, just watch." No thanks freak, I'm thinking. "50 bucks, just come in here and watch. 3 minutes or you can go" I get the money up front and I'm out of there in 90 seconds flat.
That was you? You're welcome
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I once found a $100 bill in an old pair of jeans that I hadn't worn in years.
I opened the ash tray in my car and found $100 I put there a year ago and completely forgot about... Went and played a nice round of golf...
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lol im usually that guy doin it.its funny how most people get uber pissed though when i just start shipping 100-200 blind every hand... then they get excited when someone busts me.
lol, I know yeah. Once I was playing, and a guy was playing terribly, and called another guy to the river with bottom pair. The guy won the pot with two pair or something and was offended the fish called him down. He gave him a dirty look and basically said "ffs, what are you doing? do you think I was bluffing or something?". The fish even strated to act a little apologetic about it.****ing idiots!!
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I had a rough night live once, lost a couple buyins. I went to take a leak before I left, and went to a stall so could sigh in private. Couple seconds later the door next to me opens and closes. I'm finishing up, and a voice says "Rough night?" I think it's odd, but it was a rough night, so I reply yeah. The voice says "yeah, I'm up a bit but really stressed from work and home. I wish I could relax."Not I'm creeped out. I zip up and kick flush when he says "Wait, I have an idea. I can help you out with some cash, and you can help me work out some stress." I laugh and say that's alright, I'm just going to get home. "But you don't even have to do anything. Well, touching-wise, just watch." No thanks freak, I'm thinking. "50 bucks, just come in here and watch. 3 minutes or you can go" I get the money up front and I'm out of there in 90 seconds flat.
i think its kind of rude that you couldn't even stand there and watch for 3 lousy minutes.
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i think its kind of rude that you couldn't even stand there and watch for 3 lousy minutes.
and stand there by myself after he pulls his pants up and goes to wash his hands?
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