Yoda 1 Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Can't believe he brought her to his house...this story has only just begun. Emphasis on the word story, when are you going to write chapter 2? Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Can't believe he brought her to his house...this story has only just begun. Emphasis on the word story, when are you going to write chapter 2?my guess is in six to eight months (four with good behavior). Link to post Share on other sites
TraptSteve 0 Posted April 27, 2009 Author Share Posted April 27, 2009 my guess is in six to eight months (four with good behavior).I'll keep everyone updated Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical Bear 3 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I'll keep everyone updatedYou know what you should do? Take a picture. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I'll keep everyone updatedCan you write a letter (ya know, for when he kills you) to someone you know to come on FCP and post an update?Plzkthx. Link to post Share on other sites
TraptSteve 0 Posted April 27, 2009 Author Share Posted April 27, 2009 The least you could have done was pick an actual Chicago newspaper. Clever nonetheless. Link to post Share on other sites
SGFULTON83 0 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Nice Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Threads like this one are why fcp is still awesome. Our resident smart guy makes up a smart acronym, our newly-residing-average-looking-sex-braggart falsely identifies the acronym as something about his penis, and so our resident acronym-decoder shows up and decodes the acronym, which turns out to be a funny jab at the OP's mortality. Actually, this was exactly correct.Thank goodness we finally got some more e-val. Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 pics or it didn't happen. /thread Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Sweet. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 The least you could have done was pick an actual Chicago newspaper. Clever nonetheless.At least he gave you until May 12. Live hard for the next 2 weeks! Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I'm curious, where in Chicago do you live, and where does she live?I just wanna know if I can stereotype her or not. Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I'm curious, where in Chicago do you live, and where does she live?I just wanna know if I can stereotype her or not.you want to know if you slept with her already lol a double murder write up RIP TraptSteve and Suit_up Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 you want to know if you slept with her already lol a double murder write up RIP TraptSteve and Suit_up I mean... It's just.... Nevermind. Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 you want to know if you slept with her already lol a double murder write up RIP TraptSteve and Suit_upAre you even trying? Seriously. Link to post Share on other sites
TraptSteve 0 Posted April 27, 2009 Author Share Posted April 27, 2009 At least he gave you until May 12. Live hard for the next 2 weeks!It was silly... all of this = /Hopefully she doesn't flake out on me. The allure of being with a girl that is "taken" was the only reason for me doing it. And not getting any leading up to it. IsasR Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 It was silly... all of this = /Hopefully she doesn't flake out on me. The allure of being with a girl that is "taken" was the only reason for me doing it. And not getting any leading up to it. IsasR I'm seriously a social retard? Close? Link to post Share on other sites
TraptSteve 0 Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 I'm seriously a social retard? Close? 1 out of 5 Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 1 out of 5 Close enough. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 It was silly... all of this = /Hopefully she doesn't flake out on me. The allure of being with a girl that is "taken" was the only reason for me doing it. And not getting any leading up to it. IsasRSooooooooooo...........how long after you shot your load did you think to yourself "This was a bad idea!"?Just wondering... Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Saget 0 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Just pull out your 16 inch **** and say "WHO WANTS TO SEX THE SAGET!" Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Sooooooooooo...........how long after you shot your load did you think to yourself "This was a bad idea!"?Just wondering...the usual time it takes me to realize that i've made a huge mistake, about 2.3 seconds. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Just pull out your 16 inch **** and say "WHO WANTS TO SEX THE SAGET!"Completely random thing this reminded me of:During the Olympics last summer my buddies and I were, as were many people, very impressed with Usain Bolt's domination in the sprinting events. After one of his ridiculous victories one of my buddies goes, "I bet tonight he's just going to walk into every bar in Beijing and go, 'WHO WANNA SEX BOLT??'"We still break out WHO WANNA SEX BOLT (in a horrible Jamaican accent) from time to time. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 A Sex Bolt sounds like a type of butt plug.What? Link to post Share on other sites
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