Post Lyrics Of Songs That Could Be About Poker

[GetTheShades 0]

For example, I would say that if this song wasnt about poker then it sure as hell could be. Read the damn words and tell me you cant find some type of deep metophorical meaning in there!:Chopped & Screwed - T-Pain (featuring Ludacris)Yeah!YEA-YEAH!WHOA-O-OHH(Hook 1)Nuh-Nuh ShawtyNuh-Nuh Nuh ShawtyNuh-Nuh Nuh Shawtydon't chop me, Shawty don't Screw MeShawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw MeShawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw MeYeahYea-Yeah(T-Pain Verse 1)Have you ever seena piece all alone at the bar (bar-bar)Straight out of a magazineand you just want to let her know who you are (are-are)So you say let me buy you a drinkor let a conversationif that's what you want to do (do-do)And she said is about to endAnd you said welcome to my cribAnd She said I can't leave my friends(Chorus 1)Now you've offically been chopped and screwedScrewed-ScrewedChopped-ChoppedAnd ScrewedYou've offically beenDance-DanceScrewedAnd Ewed-EwedChoppedScrewed-Screwedyou've offically been chopped and screwedAnd-AndScrewChop-Screw-Screwedyou've offically been ScrewedScrewedScrew-ScrewChop-ChopAnd Screwedyou've officially beenAnd-AndScrewed(Hook 2)Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me (Yeah)Sha-Shawty don't chop me, Shawty Screw-Screw (Chopped and Screwed)Shawty-Shawty don't chop, Shawty-Shawty don't Screw Me (HY-Yeah)Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't Screw Me (Yea-Yeah)(T-Pain Verse 2)Have you ever been in the VIP roomof your favorite street club (club-club)And you got a shawty on youmaking you feel like she so in love (love-love)Now you done grabbed you a couple a drinksAnd you feeling like its about time to cuddle up (up-up)And you said shawty whats really upAnd she takes big sip out yo cupAnd she said it'll be 60 bucks[Chopped & Screwed Lyrics On (Chorus 2)Now you've officially been chopped and screwedScrewed-ScrewedChopped-ChoppedAnd ScrewedYou've officially beenDance-DanceScrewedAnd Ewed-EwedChoppedScrewed-Screwed (Luda-Luda (hahaha))you've officially been chopped and (Ludacris)Nah-Nah-Nahshawty why you acting all like that (like that)like all you ever really want to do is just doubt meLudacris cant-cant live with out 'embut even more i bet you really cant live with out me (nope)You-You must of flipped yo wig (yup)You got to be out yo mind (ey)I chop ch-chop You screw-You ScrewYou out of yo-out of yo spine (woo)Back breakerPut you over my kneesPut you on punishmentWomen and ill spank ya (baaa)have you praising the lordlike thank you-thank youthank you lord i want to thank you (Jesus)But have you ever met a women that will lead you onAnd still you work instead of please her (yup)Have her singing this songCause all night longShe did nothing but flirt and tease ya (yup)But I got to admit that I havePut one in the air sit back and I laugh (ey)Shawty why do you insist on doing me that bad (ey)Probably its cause the amount of booty that i grab (ey)Comming back to haunt meSo instead of being put in submission to subdue (what happened)guess what dawg (hahaha) (Lu-Lu-Luda)(Chorus 3)Now you've officially been chopped and screwedScrewed-ScrewedChopped-ChoppedAnd ScrewedYou've officially beenDance-DanceScrewedAnd Ewed-EwedChoppedScrewed-Screwedyou've officially been chopped and screwedAnd-AndScrewChop-Screw-Screwedyou've officially been ScrewedScrewedScrew-ScrewChop-ChopAnd Screwedyou've offically beenAnd-AndScrewed(Hook 3)Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me (Yeah)Sha-Shawty don't chop me, Shawty Screw-Screw (Chopped and Screwed)Shawty-Shawty don't chop, Shawty-Shawty don't Screw MeShawty don't chop me, don't-don't Screw Me-Me-Me-Me-Me-Me-MEClick Here for Music VideoThen there's also this:The Scientist - ColdPlayCome up to meet you, Tell you Im sorry, You dont know how lovely you are I had to find you, Tell you I need you, Tell you I set you apart Tell me your secrets, And ask me your questions, Aww lets go back to the start Runnin in circles, Comin our tails, Heads on the science apart Nobody said it was easy Its such a shame for us to part Nobody said it was easy No one ever said it would be this hard Aww take me back to the start I was just guessin, At numbers and figures, Pullin the puzzles apart Questions of science, Science and progress, Do not speak as loud as my heart Tell me you love me, Come back to haunt me, Oh when I rush to the start Runnin in circles, Chasin our tails, Comin back as we are Nobody said it was easy Aww Its such a shame for us to part Nobody said it was easy No one ever said it would be so hard Im goin back to the start Ahhooooooooooooooooo Ahhooooooooooooooooo Ahhooooooooooooooooo Ahhooooooooooooooooo(Click Here for Music Video)It's been happening to me for like 2 weeks now every song I hear I think to myself, "Hmm that could so be a metephor for poker".

[Yoda 1]

Gmanshades? Is that you?

[chrozzo 19]

no.

[wsox8 10]

I think i'll go for a walk outside nowthe summer sun's callin my name(i hear ya now)i just can't stay inside all dayi gotta get out get me some of those rayseverybody's smilinsunshine dayeverybody's laughinsunshine dayeverybody seems so happy todayit's a sunshine dayI think I'll go for a walk out side nowthe summer sun knows me by namehe's callin meI gotta get out, gotta get out, gotta get awayI gotta get away, get away, get away, get awayInto the sunshine day....Cant you dig the sunshineLove and sun are the sameCant you hear him callin your name?Oh, I think I'll take a walk everyday nowthe summer sun has show the way to be happy nowI just cant stay inside all dayI gotta get out get me some of those rayseverybody's smilinsunshine dayeverybody's laughinsunshine dayeverybody seems so happy todayit's a sunshine dayCant you dig the sunshineLove and sun are the sameCant you hear him callin your name?i think i'll go for a walk outside nowthe summer sun's callin my nameI just cant stay inside all dayI gotta get out get me some of those rayseverybody's smilinsunshine dayeverybody's laughinsunshine dayeverybody seems so happy todayit's a sunshine dayeverybody's smilinsunshine dayeverybody's laughinsunshine dayeverybody seems so happy todayFU DNA, it's still in my head

[pezeveng 207]

[rcgs59 15]

One hot Canadian, and awesome song.

[eYank 0]

"Tell me how my @$$ tastes"Shaq

[dreamcaster 0]

I think i'll go for a walk outside nowthe summer sun's callin my nameFU DNA, it's still in my head

QFT...gawd...it really won't stop popping into my head.

[leftygolfer 7]

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[LongLiveYorke 38]

Ohh myyyy20 throw down in my fist of rageand the man to my left has folded downwell johnny doubled up with a royal flushI had three jacks and a pair of ninesmy mind is turning - just two shots morethere's not much left to playwell then dude walks in black hat on topWhat a mop, I'm luckyIt wasn't a county copcause I'm just runnin out of timeWho's up for game twowhat to domy wallet's gettin thinand I just lost my watch last nightwell I gotta problemjust one answergotta throw it all downand kiss it goodbyeYeah!That was a crazy game of poker(That was a crazy game of poker)I lost it all(I lost it all)but someday I'll be back againAnd I, never to fold.(never to fold)Wait, never mind

[pauld22 0]

Cruisin' down tha street in my '64Verse One:It's like that and it's like thisI took her to tha pad and we started tah kissNow my dick's on hard ya know what I'm thinkin'Took tha panties off and the pussy wasn't stinkin'Pulled off my draws and we started to beginNow tha pussy's wet so my dick slides inOh, hiddy hiddy hiddy you hoeRidin' from the back so I'm fuckin' kinda slowSo fee fie foe fuck fumShe's scratchin' on my back oh here she comesNow I gotta get a nutt gotta get a nutt gotta get it quickYa know because I love this shit soChorus:Gimmee that, that, that nutt Gimmee that, that, that nutt Gimmee that, that, that nuttGimmee that, Gimmee that, Gimmee that nuttVerse Two:Okay back back to the fuckin' basicsYou got yours and mine ya want tah taste itOpen wide oh no don't 'cha waste itOh shit all over ya face kidYa know ya know one thingYou know me I like to slangThat dick you know what so roll over girl while I stick it in yaBut I'll turn it wild while I'm ridin' that ass scream and shoutMy name is the sameJust another pussy that I had tah tame soooooooouh, get it on babyuh, get it on babyuh, get it on baby (lick my ballz honey)-Chorus-[2x]Verse Three:Now I love pussy (love pussy)And pussy loves me (pussy loves me)Like a lemon to the lime and the bubble to the beeYa know its real good a nigga can't resist it (it's real good)Couldn't be a foot loop so don't get me twisted'Cuz in some pussy is the place tah beAlways fuckin' is the life for meSpread them legs open far and wideFuck this shit just let me put my dick inside sooooooooChorus 2xuh, get it on babyuh, get it on babyuh, get it on baby (gently put the ballhaaaaa)Chorus 2x

[booyaga 0]

Mum mum mum mahMum mum mum mahI wanna hold em' like they do in Texas, pleaseFold em' let em' hit me, raise it baby, stay with meLuck and intuition play the cards with spades to startAnd after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heartOh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-ohI'll get him hot, show him what I've gotOh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-ohI'll get him hot, show him what I've gotCan't read my, can't read myNo he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)Can't read my, can't read myNo he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah)I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will beA little gambling is fun when you're with me Russian Roulette is not the same without a gunAnd baby when it's love, if its not rough it isn't funOh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-ohI'll get him hot, show him what I've gotOh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-ohI'll get him hot, show him what I've gotCan't read my, can't read myNo he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)Can't read my, can't read myNo he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah)I won't tell you that I love youKiss or hug youCause I'm bluffin' with my muffinI'm not lying I'm just stunnin' With my love-glue-gunningJust like a chick in the casinoTake your bank before I pay you outI promise this, promise thisCheck this hand 'cause I'm marvelousCan't read my, can't read myNo he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)Can't read my, can't read myNo he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)Can't read my, can't read myNo he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)Can't read my, can't read myNo he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)Can't read my, can't read myNo he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)Can't read my, can't read myNo he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah) i win

[Sick Boy 0]

Mum mum mum mahMum mum mum mahI wanna hold em' like they do in Texas, pleaseFold em' let em' hit me, raise it baby, stay with meLuck and intuition play the cards with spades to startAnd after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heartOh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-ohI'll get him hot, show him what I've gotOh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-ohI'll get him hot, show him what I've gotCan't read my, can't read myNo he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)Can't read my, can't read myNo he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah)I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will beA little gambling is fun when you're with me Russian Roulette is not the same without a gunAnd baby when it's love, if its not rough it isn't funOh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-ohI'll get him hot, show him what I've gotOh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-ohI'll get him hot, show him what I've gotCan't read my, can't read myNo he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)Can't read my, can't read myNo he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah)I won't tell you that I love youKiss or hug youCause I'm bluffin' with my muffinI'm not lying I'm just stunnin' With my love-glue-gunningJust like a chick in the casinoTake your bank before I pay you outI promise this, promise thisCheck this hand 'cause I'm marvelousCan't read my, can't read myNo he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)Can't read my, can't read myNo he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)Can't read my, can't read myNo he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)Can't read my, can't read myNo he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)Can't read my, can't read myNo he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)Can't read my, can't read myNo he can't read my poker face(She's got me like nobody)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face(Mum mum mum mah) i win

Oh man this is awqward, I wish I had prepared some kind of prize b4 doing this.

[Sick Boy 0]

Cruisin' down tha street in my '64Verse One:It's like that and it's like thisI took her to tha pad and we started tah kissNow my dick's on hard ya know what I'm thinkin'Took tha panties off and the pussy wasn't stinkin'Pulled off my draws and we started to beginNow tha pussy's wet so my dick slides inOh, hiddy hiddy hiddy you hoeRidin' from the back so I'm fuckin' kinda slowSo fee fie foe fuck fumShe's scratchin' on my back oh here she comesNow I gotta get a nutt gotta get a nutt gotta get it quickYa know because I love this shit soChorus:Gimmee that, that, that nutt Gimmee that, that, that nutt Gimmee that, that, that nuttGimmee that, Gimmee that, Gimmee that nuttVerse Two:Okay back back to the fuckin' basicsYou got yours and mine ya want tah taste itOpen wide oh no don't 'cha waste itOh shit all over ya face kidYa know ya know one thingYou know me I like to slangThat dick you know what so roll over girl while I stick it in yaBut I'll turn it wild while I'm ridin' that ass scream and shoutMy name is the sameJust another pussy that I had tah tame soooooooouh, get it on babyuh, get it on babyuh, get it on baby (lick my ballz honey)-Chorus-[2x]Verse Three:Now I love pussy (love pussy)And pussy loves me (pussy loves me)Like a lemon to the lime and the bubble to the beeYa know its real good a nigga can't resist it (it's real good)Couldn't be a foot loop so don't get me twisted'Cuz in some pussy is the place tah beAlways fuckin' is the life for meSpread them legs open far and wideFuck this shit just let me put my dick inside sooooooooChorus 2xuh, get it on babyuh, get it on babyuh, get it on baby (gently put the ballhaaaaa)Chorus 2x

I think this is the winner imo.

[Jadaki 0]

One false move will cost yaThese lames will cross yaDon't let the game extort yaTry to learn from what the game has taught yaI'm the author of slick talk, pain, and torture

[LadyGrey 6]

A man walks down the streetHe says why am I soft in the middle nowWhy am I soft in the middleThe rest of my life is so hardI need a photo-opportunityI want a shot at redemptionDon't want to end up a cartoonIn a cartoon graveyardBonedigger BonediggerDogs in the moonlightFar away my well-lit doorMr. Beerbelly BeerbellyGet these mutts away from meYou know I don't find this stuff amusing anymoreIf you'll be my bodyguardI can be your long lost palI can call you BettyAnd Betty when you call meYou can call me AlA man walks down the streetHe says why am I short of attentionGot a short little span of attentionAnd wo my nights are so longWhere's my wife and familyWhat if I die hereWho'll be my role-modelNow that my role-model isGone GoneHe ducked back down the alleyWith some roly-poly little bat-faced girlAll along alongThere were incidents and accidentsThere were hints and allegationsIf you'll be my bodyguardI can be your long lost palI can call you BettyAnd Betty when you call meYou can call me AlCall me AlA man walks down the streetIt's a street in a strange worldMaybe it's the Third WorldMaybe it's his first time aroundHe doesn't speak the languageHe holds no currencyHe is a foreign manHe is surrounded by the soundThe soundCattle in the marketplaceScatterlings and orphanagesHe looks around, aroundHe sees angels in the architectureSpinning in infinityHe says Amen! and Hallelujah!If you'll be my bodyguardI can be your long lost palI can call you BettyAnd Betty when you call meYou can call me AlCall me Al

[Fleur 0]

Yeah, I heard about some guy that you beat pretty bad and got in the papersSure, you own a cool bar and I hear you get far with every waitressYeah, I saw you on the poster your song is the bomb and you're outrageousSure, I see you're livin' large with your crib and your carsand that's just great but..Let me tell you how it beYou won't get with this you seeCause you can't handle meYeah, you make your big move and I see you're not used to being rejectedSure, you makin' that call to your guy and I'm sure you're well connectedYeah, judging from that line you just passed you are well known and respectedSure, would me and my girls come participate in something you directedLet me tell you how it beYou won't get with this you seeCause you can't handle meIt's a simple factthat you can't seem to handle meNo matter how you act with themyou can't handle meYou gotta make me feel you got my backbut you're a selfish narcissistic psycho freaking bootlicking nazi creepand you can't handle meYeah, I think you're kinda cute when you try and act like you ain't lookin'Sure, I think you're kinda fly and your ride sure is off the hookin Yeah, bet you could take my mind off things for some time and take me shoppin'Sure, you writin' those rhymes and the acts you produce are really kickin'but Let me tell you how it beYou won't get with this you seeCause you can't handle meIt's a simple factthat you can't seem to handle meNo matter how you act with them you can't handle me (x2)You gotta make me feel you got my backbut you're a selfish narcissistic psycho freaking bootlicking nazi pimpand you can't handle meYeah, I heard about some guy that you beat pretty bad and got in the papersSure, you own a cool bar and I hear you get far with every waitressYeah, I saw you on the poster your song is the bomb and you're outrageousSure, I see you're livin' large with your crib and your carsand that's just great but..Let me tell you how it beYou won't get with this you seeCause you can't handle meIt's a simple factthat you can't seem to handle meNo matter how you act with them you can't handle me (x2)You gotta make me feel you got my backbut you're a selfish narcissistic psycho freaking bootlicking nazi creepand you can't handle me

[LadyGrey 6]

Body...wanna feel my body?Body...such a thrill my bodyBody...wanna touch my body?Body...it's too much my bodyCheck it out my body, body.Don't you doubt my body, body.talkin' bout my body, body,check it out my bodyEvery man wants to be a macho macho manto have the kind of body, always in demandJogging in the mornings, go man goworks out in the health spa, muscles glowYou can best believe that, he's a macho manready to get down with, anyone he canHey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!Macho, macho man (macho man)I've got to be, a macho manMacho, macho manI've got to be a macho! Ow....Macho, macho manI've got to be, a macho manMacho, macho man (yeah, yeah)I've got to be a macho!Body, its so hot, my body,Body, love to pop my body,Body, love to please my body,Body, don't you tease my body,Body, you'll adore my body,Body, come explore my body,Body, made by God, my body,Body, it's so good, my bodyYou can tell a macho, he has a funky walkhis western shirts and leather, always look so bossFunky with his body, he's a kingcall him Mister Eagle, dig his chainsYou can best believe that, he's a macho manlikes to be the leader, he never dresses grandHey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!Macho, macho manI've got to be, a macho manMacho, macho manI've got to be a macho! (all right)Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)I've got to be, a macho manMacho, macho manI've got to be a macho! All Right!Ugh! Macho..baby!Body, body, body wanna feel my body,Body, body, body gonna thrill my body,Body, body, body don'tcha stop my body,Body, body, body it's so hot my body,Every man ought to be a macho macho man,To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand,Have their own life style and ideals,Possess the strength and confidence, life's a steal,You can best believe that he's a macho manHe's a special person in anybody's land.Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!Macho, macho man (macho man)I've got to be, a macho manMacho, macho manI've got to be a macho! (dig the hair on my chest)Macho, macho man (see my big thick mustache)I've got to be, a macho manMacho, macho manI've got to be a macho! (Dig broad shoulders)Macho, macho man (dig my muscles!)I've got to be, a macho manMacho, macho manI've got to be a macho!Macho, macho manI've got to be, a macho manMacho, macho manI've got to be a macho! HEY!

[avsfan 0]

I'll pile on the candy,It's such a pretty sightIt makes the food taste dandyBut my tummy hurts all nightI'll put in some ingredientsBut keep the rest for meI'm not just disobedientI'm careful, can't you see?It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cakeIf the way is hazy,You gotta do the cooking by the bookYou know you can't be lazyNever use a messy recipe,The cake will end up crazyIf you do the cooking by the book,Then you'll have a cakeWe gotta have it made,You know that I love cakeFinally, it's time to make a cake!Making food is just like science,With tools that blend and basteAnd every fun applianceGives the food a different taste!It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cakeIf the way is hazy,You gotta do the cooking by the bookYou know you can't be lazyNever use a messy recipe,The cake will end up crazyIf you do the cooking by the book,Then you'll have a cakeWe gotta have it made,You know that I love cakeFinally, it's time to make a cakeWe gotta have it made,You know that I love cakeFinally, it's time to make a -'You gotta do the cooking by the book!'Cake!

[rcgs59 15]

My dick cost a late night fee Your dick got the HIV My dick plays on the double feature screen Your dick went straight to DVD My dick bigger than a bridge Your dick look like a little kids My dick rush like the chargers (the whole team) Your shit look like you fourteen My dick locked in a cage (right) Your dick suffer from stage fright My dick so hot its stolen Your dick look like Gary Coleman My dick pink and big Your dick stinks like shit My dick got a caesar doo, Your dick needs a tweezer dude My dick is like supersize Your dick look like two fries My dick more mass than the Earth Your dick half staff (it needs work) My dick been there done that Your dick sits there with dunce cap My dick, V.I.P. Your shit needs I.D. [Repeat 2x] It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.s. we got dicks like Jesus My dick need no introduction Your dick don't even function My dick served a whole lunch-in Your dick, it look like a munchkin My dick size of a pumpkin Your dick look like Macauley Culkin My dick good good lovin' Your dick good for nothin' My dick bench pressed 350 Your dick couldn’t shoplift at thrifty My dick pretty damn skimpy Your dick hungry as a hippy My dick don't fit down the chimney Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines My dick is like an M16 Your dick, broken vending machine My dick parts the seas Your dick farts and quiefs My dick rumble in the jungle Your dick got touched by your uncle My dick goes to yoga Your dick fruit roll up My dick grade a beef Your dick may-day geek My dick sick and dangerous Your dick quick and painless My dick 'nuff said. Your dick loves sweat [Repeat 2x] It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.s. we got dicks like Jesus

[grocery_mony 8]

My dick cost a late night fee Your dick got the HIV My dick plays on the double feature screen Your dick went straight to DVD My dick bigger than a bridge Your dick look like a little kids My dick rush like the chargers (the whole team) Your shit look like you fourteen My dick locked in a cage (right) Your dick suffer from stage fright My dick so hot its stolen Your dick look like Gary Coleman My dick pink and big Your dick stinks like shit My dick got a caesar doo, Your dick needs a tweezer dude My dick is like supersize Your dick look like two fries My dick more mass than the Earth Your dick half staff (it needs work) My dick been there done that Your dick sits there with dunce cap My dick, V.I.P. Your shit needs I.D. [Repeat 2x] It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.s. we got dicks like Jesus My dick need no introduction Your dick don't even function My dick served a whole lunch-in Your dick, it look like a munchkin My dick size of a pumpkin Your dick look like Macauley Culkin My dick good good lovin' Your dick good for nothin' My dick bench pressed 350 Your dick couldn’t shoplift at thrifty My dick pretty damn skimpy Your dick hungry as a hippy My dick don't fit down the chimney Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines My dick is like an M16 Your dick, broken vending machine My dick parts the seas Your dick farts and quiefs My dick rumble in the jungle Your dick got touched by your uncle My dick goes to yoga Your dick fruit roll up My dick grade a beef Your dick may-day geek My dick sick and dangerous Your dick quick and painless My dick 'nuff said. Your dick loves sweat [Repeat 2x] It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.s. we got dicks like Jesus

Your a filthy dirty person.

[rcgs59 15]

Your a filthy dirty person.

must be the crowd I hang out with , or play poker with lol :Palso funny comment coming from you it's like the pot calling the kettle black

[avsfan 0]

I’m the dandy highwayman who you’re too scared to mentionI spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attentionThe devil take your stereo and your record collection!The way you look you’ll qualify for next year’s old age pension!Stand and deliver your money or your life!Try and use a mirror no bullet or a knife!I’m the dandy highwayman so sick of easy fashionThe clumsy boots, peek-a-boo roots that people think so dashingSo what’s the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking?It’s kind of tough to tell a scruff the big mistake he’s makingStand and deliver your money or your life!Try and use a mirror no bullet or a knife!And even though you fool your soulsYour conscience will be mineAll mineWe’re the dandy highwaymen so tired of excusesOf deep meaning philosophies where only showbiz losesWe’re the dandy highwaymen and here’s our invitation"throw your safety overboard and join our insect nation"Stand and deliver your money or your life!Try and use a mirror no bullet or a knife!And even though you fool your soulsYour conscience will be mine, all mineDa diddley qa qa da diddley qa qaDa diddley qa qa da diddley qa qaStand and deliver your money or your life!Stand and deliver your money or your life!...

[Zach6668 513]

Cruisin' down tha street in my '64Verse One:It's like that and it's like thisI took her to tha pad and we started tah kissNow my dick's on hard ya know what I'm thinkin'Took tha panties off and the pussy wasn't stinkin'Pulled off my draws and we started to beginNow tha pussy's wet so my dick slides inOh, hiddy hiddy hiddy you hoeRidin' from the back so I'm fuckin' kinda slowSo fee fie foe fuck fumShe's scratchin' on my back oh here she comesNow I gotta get a nutt gotta get a nutt gotta get it quickYa know because I love this shit soChorus:Gimmee that, that, that nutt Gimmee that, that, that nutt Gimmee that, that, that nuttGimmee that, Gimmee that, Gimmee that nuttVerse Two:Okay back back to the fuckin' basicsYou got yours and mine ya want tah taste itOpen wide oh no don't 'cha waste itOh shit all over ya face kidYa know ya know one thingYou know me I like to slangThat dick you know what so roll over girl while I stick it in yaBut I'll turn it wild while I'm ridin' that ass scream and shoutMy name is the sameJust another pussy that I had tah tame soooooooouh, get it on babyuh, get it on babyuh, get it on baby (lick my ballz honey)-Chorus-[2x]Verse Three:Now I love pussy (love pussy)And pussy loves me (pussy loves me)Like a lemon to the lime and the bubble to the beeYa know its real good a nigga can't resist it (it's real good)Couldn't be a foot loop so don't get me twisted'Cuz in some pussy is the place tah beAlways fuckin' is the life for meSpread them legs open far and wideFuck this shit just let me put my dick inside sooooooooChorus 2xuh, get it on babyuh, get it on babyuh, get it on baby (gently put the ballhaaaaa)Chorus 2x

It kinda bothers me that there are some lines in these "lyrics" which are clearly wrong, and I've never once laid eyes on any set of lyrics for this song.Bubble to the bee?Get it on baby?WTF.

[rcgs59 15]

oh shit, oh shit, oh shitWhen I come to the clubs, step asidePop the seeds, don't be hating me in the lineV.I.P because you know I gotta shineI'm Fergie FergAnd me love you long timeAll my girls get down on the floorBack to back drop it down real lowI'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a hoBecause you know what, I don't give a ****So here we go!How come every time you come aroundMy London London Bridge wanna go downLike London London LondonWanna go down likeLondon London London Be going down likeHow come every time you come aroundMy London London Bridge wanna go downLike London London LondonWanna go down likeLondon London London Be going down likeDrinks start pouringAnd my speech start slowingEverybody start looking real goodThe Grey Goose got the girl feeling looseNow I’m wishing that I didn't wear these shoesIt's like everytime I get up on the dudePapparazzi put my business in the newsAnd Imma get up out my face [Oh shit]Before I turn around and spray your ass with mace[Oh shit]My lips make you want to have a taste[Oh shit]You got that? I got the bass!How come every time you come aroundMy London London Bridge wanna go downLike London London LondonWanna go down likeLondon London London Be going down likeHow come every time you come aroundMy London London Bridge wanna go downLike London London LondonWanna go down likeLondon London London Be going down likeWhen I come to the clubs, step asidePop the seeds, don't be hating me in the lineV.I.P because you know I gotta shineI'm Fergie FergAnd me love you long timeAll my girls get down on the floorBack to back drop it down real lowI'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a hoBecause you know what, I don't give a ****So here we go!How come every time you come aroundMy London London Bridge wanna go downLike London London LondonWanna go down likeLondon London London Be going down likeHow come every time you come aroundMy London London Bridge wanna go downLike London London LondonWanna go down likeLondon London London Be going down like