Loismustdie 0 Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 Would you rather **** a dude, or **** your mom? Dude by far. That's not gay, that's just good sense. Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 Did you leave a tip? Well, I didn't leave it for long. Link to post Share on other sites
aucu 3 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 PrayPray Hard Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted April 3, 2009 Author Share Posted April 3, 2009 PrayPray Hard I see what you did there. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 its not a dream, if you believe iti mean...you can get a good look at a dream by sticking your head up you butchers assno wait, but its gotta be YOUR bull... Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 its not a dream, if you believe iti mean...you can get a good look at a dream by sticking your head up you butchers assno wait, but its gotta be YOUR bull...I dont think your helping him bringing up the butchers ass. Link to post Share on other sites
Nimue1995 1 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 From what I've observed over the years, this seems to be a common fantasy among right wing bible thumping TV preachers and conservative Republican politicians. So which one are you LMD? Link to post Share on other sites
Fleur 0 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 From what I've observed over the years, this seems to be a common fantasy among right wing bible thumping TV preachers and conservative Republican politicians. So which one are you LMD? How exactly did you observe this? I wanna share the fun and look for some of those peepz to observe... Link to post Share on other sites
FARGOpokerND 22 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 How exactly did you observe this? I wanna share the fun and look for some of those peepz to observe... You never cease to amaze me. Link to post Share on other sites
Nimue1995 1 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 How exactly did you observe this? I wanna share the fun and look for some of those peepz to observe... Lol, I'll never share my secret camera locations. They're MINE, MINE I tell you. Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 if you're a gay dream believer, i think this one makes you the homecoming queen. Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 This douche has openly admitted that he might be gay, and he's still not banned yet?? What the F has this board come to?? Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 if you're a gay dream believer, i think this one makes you the homecoming queen.oh, wake up, sleepy tomato. Link to post Share on other sites
theresa113 0 Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 I think everyone has had a same sex dream at least once (but I know very few people admit it.) Anyway, I am an avid dreamer and I love to look up what my dreams mean. From Dreammoods.com:BisexualIf you are not bisexual and dream that you are, then it may indicate some sexual repression. You may be trying to compensate for your lack of sexual expression. Alternatively, it may represent general sexual confusionHomosexualTo dream that you are homosexual (but you are not in your waking life), represents a union with aspects of yourself. It is symbolic of self-love, self-acceptance, and compassion. If you are uncomfortable with homosexuality in your dream, then it suggests some fears or anxieties about your masculinity (if you are male) and femininity (if you are female). You may be experiencing some insecurity in your relations with the opposite sex. To dream that the guy you like in real life is gay, represents your anxieties and fears that he won't like you back. If he was gay, then it would be easier to dismiss your feelings for him. And it would be easier for you to say that you have no chance with him. On a side note, it is common for expectant fathers to have dreams of homosexual encounters.If you are homosexual in your waking life, then the dream is simply a reflection of your own self. Link to post Share on other sites
pezeveng 207 Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 This is one of my fav threads. I have read it to at least 5 of my gay customers and they all laughed.They said the hold me line off the bat is hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 I had a dream like 10 years ago that I was in a whorehouse getting a bj from a hooker and during the process it revealed it was a tranny with a big penis. The weird thing is I let it continue for like 5 seconds before I bolted. Weird. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 I had a dream like 10 years ago that I was in a whorehouse getting a bj from a hooker and during the process it revealed it was a tranny with a big penis. The weird thing is I let it continue for like 5 seconds before I bolted. Weird.around here, we don't call it 'bolting', we stick with more common expressions like 'cum' 'blow' 'shoot' 'b-bomb' Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 around here, we don't call it 'bolting', we stick with more common expressions like 'cum' 'blow' 'shoot' 'b-bomb' Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 I'm waiting for the next topic..."I sucked my first penis"I give it another week before this occurs. Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 I'm waiting for the next topic..."I sucked my first penis"I give it another week before this occurs. Link to post Share on other sites
GetTheShades 0 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 A friend of mine recently revealed to me that he was gay. At first I was surprised and concerned for my anus. Then I realised that his sexual orientation doesnt mean shit to me cause im not the one who's gonna be f.ucking him.Come on guys, its 2009. Who gives a s.hit about this besides a couple of homophobes? I say, if you want to bat for that team, etc. there's nothing really I see that is wrong with it. Link to post Share on other sites
Fleur 0 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 A friend of mine recently revealed to me that he was gay. At first I was surprised and concerned for my anus. Then I realised that his sexual orientation doesnt mean shit to me cause im not the one who's gonna be f.ucking him.Come on guys, its 2009. Who gives a s.hit about this besides a couple of homophobes? I say, if you want to bat for that team, etc. there's nothing really I see that is wrong with it. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 I think everyone has had a same sex dream at least once (but I know very few people admit it.) Anyway, I am an avid dreamer and I love to look up what my dreams mean.no. Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted April 7, 2009 Author Share Posted April 7, 2009 I think everyone has had a same sex dream at least once (but I know very few people admit it.) Anyway, I am an avid dreamer and I love to look up what my dreams mean. From Dreammoods.com:BisexualIf you are not bisexual and dream that you are, then it may indicate some sexual repression. You may be trying to compensate for your lack of sexual expression. Alternatively, it may represent general sexual confusionHomosexualTo dream that you are homosexual (but you are not in your waking life), represents a union with aspects of yourself. It is symbolic of self-love, self-acceptance, and compassion. If you are uncomfortable with homosexuality in your dream, then it suggests some fears or anxieties about your masculinity (if you are male) and femininity (if you are female). You may be experiencing some insecurity in your relations with the opposite sex. To dream that the guy you like in real life is gay, represents your anxieties and fears that he won't like you back. If he was gay, then it would be easier to dismiss your feelings for him. And it would be easier for you to say that you have no chance with him. On a side note, it is common for expectant fathers to have dreams of homosexual encounters.If you are homosexual in your waking life, then the dream is simply a reflection of your own self. Actually, this is really insightful. I have been going through a time of self-unification if you will. Thanks for posting that, I appreciate that. Now, for the next weird dream that makes no damn sense at all. I am living at a house I had when I was a kid, and storms are a brewing. My wife and I are standing in the backyard and I look up Bill Paxton style and say "We need to go inside." We go inside and I grab two flashlights,and we are holding them facing the sliding glass door and my daughter is standing near the door as a gaggle of twisters bit the backyard, one of them carrying an elephant, who barges towards the house and I tell my daugher, "Stephanie, hurry, run to me", with my arms outstretched. Just as she heads towards me the elephant crashes through the backdoor and it bursts into flame, and the fireball envelops her as she leaps towards me, and when she hits my arms she turns into a kitty cat. I digested this for a second and then woke up. Wtf? Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted April 7, 2009 Author Share Posted April 7, 2009 no. Liar. One time I dreamt I made out with my brother and cottage cheese came out of his mouth. True story. Now, your turn. Go. Link to post Share on other sites
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