Loismustdie 0 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Now what? It was a guy from work, to, and he was really into it. Somebody hold me. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Were you pitching or catching? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I had a dream that I believed in angels. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Did god smite you yet? Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 Were you pitching or catching? Pitching. Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 Did god smite you yet? Nope, but I haven't left the house, either. What if people can like smell it or something? Like, my gay buddy, when I see him later, will he intuitively know? I'm scared. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Pitching.Then it's cool, because you weren't the bitch in the relationship. Did you have a woody and whack it when you woke up?PS: We're going to pitch in and get you a Jeff Stryker dildo for your birthday. Sound good? Link to post Share on other sites
Yoda 1 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Like, my gay buddy, when I see him later, will he intuitively know? I'm scared.This will be your first test. If he starts getting a little closer than normal and all touchy feely...he knows. It's all over.You might want to get yourself checked out first with a Gaydar Detector. Link to post Share on other sites
speedzgaylover 0 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Obligatory post. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiter Sr 0 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 So was your bed wet when you woke up? Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Lois is a guy? I thought he was some stuck up bitch. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Lois is a guy? I thought he was some stuck up bitch.Yes and yes. Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Yes and yes.Sorry Frank, but that right there is some funni shit! Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 April Fools? Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Sorry Frank, but that right there is some funni shit! Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 So was your bed wet when you woke up?This is really the whole question. If you came you're gay, if you didn't you're not. It's true, ask science. Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 Yes and yes. This made me smile. Alright, let's cover some ground. No, my bed was not wet, no I did not wake up and whack it. (At least not immediately.) Now, my wife did give me an odd look when I told her I was going to start a thread about it, but she often doesn't get my willingness to lay it all out there. Let's give some details- it was basically an all out fat-ass orgy, right, with various women from my past, to the left and right, front and yes, the back as well. Bodies writhing, strewn all about a bed that was clearly borrowed from Shaq. Then, all of the sudden the women are all to the side, I'm on my knees and there is.... Tom. Wtf? I let him do his thing for a second or two, and then thought in my dream,"I don't get this, Tom is a guy, and I'm not gay. What the hell is going on, and what's with all the teeth, he is really bad at this.." and then I woke up, startled, confused, ashamed. April Fools? I wish. Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 Lois is a guy? I thought he was some stuck up bitch. Bitch, too often, stuck up? Never. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 its completely normal.if you're gay. Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 This made me smile. Alright, let's cover some ground. No, my bed was not wet, no I did not wake up and whack it. (At least not immediately.) Now, my wife did give me an odd look when I told her I was going to start a thread about it, but she often doesn't get my willingness to lay it all out there. Let's give some details- it was basically an all out fat-ass orgy, right, with various women from my past, to the left and right, front and yes, the back as well. Bodies writhing, strewn all about a bed that was clearly borrowed from Shaq. Then, all of the sudden the women are all to the side, I'm on my knees and there is.... Tom. Wtf? I let him do his thing for a second or two, and then thought in my dream,"I don't get this, Tom is a guy, and I'm not gay. What the hell is going on, and what's with all the teeth, he is really bad at this.." and then I woke up, startled, confused, ashamed. April Fools? I wish. Big Bob: You boys ready for your cockmeat sandwich?Harold Lee: Uh, no.Big Bob: Well you better get hungry real fast... because I've got a whole lotta sandwich waiting for you! Kumar Patel: Are all the guards in Guantanamo Bay gay?Big Bob: Fuck no! There ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked! You're the ones that're gay for sucking my dick!Kumar Patel: What?Big Bob: In fact, it creeps me out just being around you fags! Alright, get down on your knees and open your mouths.Harold Lee: Why don't you kick our asses instead?Big Bob: GET ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES! Link to post Share on other sites
Poppy_Hillis 11 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Would you rather **** a dude, or **** your mom? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 ggayggggggggggg Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Let's give some details- it was basically an all out fat-ass orgy, right, with various women from my past, to the left and right, front and yes, the back as well. Bodies writhing, strewn all about a bed that was clearly borrowed from Shaq. Then, all of the sudden the women are all to the side, I'm on my knees and there is.... Tom. Wtf? I let him do his thing for a second or two, and then thought in my dream,"I don't get this, Tom is a guy, and I'm not gay. What the hell is going on, and what's with all the teeth, he is really bad at thisDear FCP Forum,I never thought I'd be writing to you about my experience, but something happened the other day that I just had to share...... Link to post Share on other sites
KramitDaToad 0 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 it was basically an all out fat-ass orgy, right, with various women from my past, to the left and right, front and yes, the back as well. Bodies writhing, strewn all about a bed that was clearly borrowed from Shaq. Then, all of the sudden the women are all to the side, I'm on my knees and there is.... Tom. Wtf? I let him do his thing for a second or two, and then thought in my dream,"I don't get this, Tom is a guy, and I'm not gay. What the hell is going on, and what's with all the teeth, he is really bad at this.."Did you leave a tip? Link to post Share on other sites
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