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Recently the Prime Minister of England made a diplomatic trip to visit the new president. The new president that was going to restore America's standing in the world after Bush destroyed it by fighting terrorist.At the traditional gift exchange, England showed it's class by giving Obama a majestic pen holder made from the actual wood of a British Anti-slave ship. A well thought out and dare I say, Royal gift indeed. Along with this penholder he gave Obama a first-edition of Randolph Churchill's and Martin Gilbert's eight-volume biography of the man who saved Western civilization.Obama, not to be outdone, presented Gordon Brown with a majestic gift bag with 25 DVDs of American movie classics. Yes, 25 DVDs of American movies was the gift Barak H. Obama felt that the American people should give to our greatest ally, our greatest friend in the world, the prime minister of England.Oh and the dvds don't work in european dvd players...wrong format.I imagine the Europeans are loving us now.

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Recently the Prime Minister of England made a diplomatic trip to visit the new president. The new president that was going to restore America's standing in the world after Bush destroyed it by fighting terrorist.At the traditional gift exchange, England showed it's class by giving Obama a majestic pen holder made from the actual wood of a British Anti-slave ship. A well thought out and dare I say, Royal gift indeed. Along with this penholder he gave Obama a first-edition of Randolph Churchill's and Martin Gilbert's eight-volume biography of the man who saved Western civilization.Obama, not to be outdone, presented Gordon Brown with a majestic gift bag with 25 DVDs of American movie classics. Yes, 25 DVDs of American movies was the gift Barak H. Obama felt that the American people should give to our greatest ally, our greatest friend in the world, the prime minister of England.Oh and the dvds don't work in european dvd players...wrong format.I imagine the Europeans are loving us now.

Shame our current PM is a complete tool. I like Barack Obama and I believe a lot of Brits do too. As for the opinion of our 'leader' Gordon couldibeanymoreboringandincompetant Brown, needless to say, it's not particularly high.

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53 / 41....how can one suck so bad for 9 holes and then play that well....crazy game!!Thank god for Crown Royal

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BG you have the enemy wrong hereit's the ****ing DRM on the DVDs that needs to be put to an end.

And by look for it, I mean wait till someone posts a link here, give it a few hours to make sure it's virus free, then click it when I am home and not at work.
can't use company resources for play? honestly who is running the show here
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can't use company resources for play? honestly who is running the show here
Can't convince Verizon to put in a cable modem, no neighbors nearby and only 8 other businesses, so dial up connections at work, 50K up and down speed. So no video at work
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As a Frenchie, the only thing i can say is : i'd prefer to have Obama as president rather than Nicolas Sarkozy!

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Apparently, the Queen requested the video iPod. http://mediamatters.org/items/200904020002
Uploaded onto the iPod: Photos from the Queen's 2007 White House State Visit Photos from the Queen's 2007 Jamestown, Va., Visit Photos from the Queen's 2007 Richmond, Va., Visit Video from the Queen's 1957 Jamestown Visit Video from the Queen's 2007 Jamestown Visit Video from the Queen's 2007 Richmond Visit Photos from President Obama's Inauguration Audio of then-state senator Obama's speech at the 2004 Democratic National Convention, and Audio of President Obama 2009 Inauguration Address
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Uploaded onto the iPod: <br /><br />Photos from the Queen's 2007 White House State Visit Photos from President Obama's Inauguration Audio of then-state senator Obama's speech at the 2004 Democratic National Convention, and Audio of President Obama 2009 Inauguration Address
Whenever I need to give a gift, I give people pictures of myself and videos of me giving long speeches with my opinions. The look of appreciation in their eyes is PRICELESS!I just need to find a new xmas exchange group this year, the one I was in last year broke up "for financial reasons". At least, that's what they all said when they came to my cubicle and told me I was out.
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Whenever I need to give a gift, I give people pictures of myself and videos of me giving long speeches with my opinions. The look of appreciation in their eyes is PRICELESS!I just need to find a new xmas exchange group this year, the one I was in last year broke up "for financial reasons". At least, that's what they all said when they came to my cubicle and told me I was out.
Well she gave him back a picture of herself, so at least they were even.
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Well she gave him back a picture of herself, so at least they were even.
Hmm, I think the queen may have come out ahead on that exchange. :club:
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Just to correct you BG, it is prime minister of the UK - England doesn't have a prime minister or governing body. It is a nation which the political elite in Britain seek to wipe out of existence.I would suggest that when the English people finally wake up and realise what has been done to them systematically(and for what ends), the last thing anyone over here would want to be is a mainstream politician...And I wouldn't worry about whatever Obama gives to Gordon Brown - he is unelected and part of a political elite who care nothing about the British people.
[ ] does understand the british political system
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FCP Bob said:
Sorry Avaron, what you Germans don't understand is NATIONALISM

Exactly Bob! But they will soon have to as the EU project is going to unravel soon. Luckily the people will be free and there will be a return to democracy. Keep spreading the word brother!!

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Exactly Bob! But they will soon have to as the EU project is going to unravel soon. Luckily here in the UK, the British National Party is picking up votes and support. Soon the people will be free and there will be a return to democracy.Keep spreading the word brother!!
[ ] does get irony
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