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I'm not exactly sure how this has happened, personally I think there's been some kind of mistake... because it appears I didn't win.I think it's pretty clear the only conclusion we can take from this thread is, do not follow your dreams!

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I'm not exactly sure how this has happened, personally I think there's been some kind of mistake... because it appears I didn't win.I think it's pretty clear the only conclusion we can take from this thread is, do not follow your dreams!
sorry bro!i blame Obama
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I'm not exactly sure how this has happened, personally I think there's been some kind of mistake... because it appears I didn't win.I think it's pretty clear the only conclusion we can take from this thread is, do not follow your dreams!
The dream was about next week's lottery.
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60 today.And generally warmer here than somewhere like Minneapolis.
The lesson, as always, is that Minneapolis sucks./will be in Minneapolis Saturday.
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I'm not exactly sure how this has happened, personally I think there's been some kind of mistake... because it appears I didn't win.I think it's pretty clear the only conclusion we can take from this thread is, do not follow your dreams!
Uh oh I kind of already spent the five hundo you were sending me. So can I borrow $500 until your lotto ship comes in?
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I'm not exactly sure how this has happened, personally I think there's been some kind of mistake... because it appears I didn't win.I think it's pretty clear the only conclusion we can take from this thread is, do not follow your dreams!
Next time make the thread title: I'm going to be a multi-millionaire TODAY
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I only realized today that I did match 2 numbers and 1 'lucky star'. That means I actually won £5.10, from my original £3.00 investment.So, I'm playing the National Lottery tonight (this isn't gambling anymore, it's still playing from my original 'lottery bankroll'). I bought 5 lines at £1.00 each. The jackpot is a lot less (£13m... about $20m), but I'll still give you all $500 if I win.Draw is in an hour.

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I only realized today that I did match 2 numbers and 1 'lucky star'. That means I actually won £5.10, from my original £3.00 investment.So, I'm playing the National Lottery tonight (this isn't gambling anymore, it's still playing from my original 'lottery bankroll'). I bought 5 lines at £1.00 each. The jackpot is a lot less (£13m... about $20m), but I'll still give you all $500 if I win.Draw is in an hour.
dont show your face around here again until you have our money. YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
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dont show your face around here again until you have our money. YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
I'll do my best, your majesty. I'm very sorry, your majesty... please forgive me, your majesty. I'm sure I will not let you down again.I'M SURE THIS TIME!
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I'll do my best, your majesty. I'm very sorry, your majesty... please forgive me, your majesty. I'm sure I will not let you down again.I'M SURE THIS TIME!
how dare you speak to me? how dare you even LOOK AT ME!? guards, remove this traitor from my sight.
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