speedz99 145 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 i'll do pretty much anything for $500.Would you eat a teaspoon of your own feces? Normal poo (no diarrhea), and if you vomit in the 5 minutes after swallowing you get nothing. No chasers allowed. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Would you eat a teaspoon of your own feces? Normal poo (no diarrhea), and if you vomit in the 5 minutes after swallowing you get nothing. No chasers allowed.i mighti said MIGHT! Link to post Share on other sites
Southern Buddhist 1 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 I never dreamed about winning the lottery, and I don't play it, but in one drawing for the whole she-bang in Florida the numbers came up: 3, 4, 11, 14, 24, 28. Those are, in turn, my lifelong hero's car number, my husband (then boyfriend)'s birth month, my birth month, our anniversary, his birth day, and my birth day. I figured that was my win, but I never bought the ticket. Stupid destiny -- should know let me KNOW when it's gonna do that shit. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 I never dreamed about winning the lottery, and I don't play it, but in one drawing for the whole she-bang in Florida the numbers came up: 3, 4, 11, 14, 24, 28. Those are, in turn, my lifelong hero's car number, my husband (then boyfriend)'s birth month, my birth month, our anniversary, his birth day, and my birth day. I figured that was my win, but I never bought the ticket. Stupid destiny -- should know let me KNOW when it's gonna do that shit.email the gods...maybe you can get some kind of retrroactive payment. Link to post Share on other sites
Southern Buddhist 1 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 email the gods...maybe you can get some kind of retrroactive payment.This was like 1990, so they owe me interest, too. I think my e-mails keep landing in their spam box, though. Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 [x] +1 zzzz lol Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 I'll use my $500 to attach a device to DCJ001's wheelchair that sends 20,000 volts of electricity through his crippled body anytime he tries to post on FCP. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 I'll use my $500 to attach a device to DCJ001's wheelchair that sends 20,000 volts of electricity through his crippled body anytime he tries to post on FCP.It's amps that kill you. not volts Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted March 6, 2009 Author Share Posted March 6, 2009 Well... approximately 5 hours or so to go until I land the big one, so just catching up on some reading preparation. I feel that's important, at this stage because I'll need to stay relaxed and in control of my emotions. In fact, I think the first thing I should do before there's any screaming or emotional displays, is calmly get up and make a cup of tea.I found these snippets of information from the website most helpful:Checking Your EntryIf you watch the Euro lottery draw live on television then checking your entry is simple – watch the screen and see if your numbers come up! Now, if you check your numbers and you discover that you are a jackpot winner, this truth may take some time to sink in. To speed up the process, consider asking a spouse or other relative to double-check your numbers for you. This will enable you to share the feeling of shell-shock that almost all Euromillions winners report experiencing.Becoming A Multi-MillionaireWhen you have registered your claim by calling the appropriate number, you will need to brace yourself for a whirlwind of activity. First, the lottery operator will need to confirm your win and also your identity. You will need to decide whether or not you want to be named as the winner. Your prize money will be deposited into your bank account. And, after all of that, you will be offered free financial advice on the options that are available to you now that that you are a Euromillions multi-millionaire.After The WinWinning a Euromillions jackpot takes some getting used to, and most winners report that it takes months, not weeks, for them to accept the reality of their wealth. For this reason, our best advice is for you to take things easy, and to try and avoid falling into the trap of being too reckless.Werd. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 And, just because I'm kind, I promise to give everyone who posts in this thread $500... when I win. I really can't believe this is happening to me, I feel pretty lucky to have won be going to win such a huge amount of money. It's such a JOYOUS occasion.^^^ Link to post Share on other sites
Voldemort 0 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 GLGL and ship me the cash! Link to post Share on other sites
mark_999 0 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 gl!mark_999 (kamloops) on stars Link to post Share on other sites
Love4hockey 0 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 I always tell myself that I should buy a lotto ticket next time I'm at a gas station. I never end up buying one because I have the worst luck with the loto. I've probably bought 20 tickets in my life and have never hit even one number. Hope you're luckier than I am. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 did you win yet!? Link to post Share on other sites
Governator 54 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 My wife got 5/7 numbers on saturdays lottory here winning a whopping $100... 7/7 paid 10mil...damn it. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 I always tell myself that I should buy a lotto ticket next time I'm at a gas station. I never end up buying one because I have the worst luck with the loto. I've probably bought 20 tickets in my life and have never hit even one number. Hope you're luckier than I am.You are running even with expectations. Link to post Share on other sites
Whalers2005 0 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 uhhh did we agree on the 300k for my superpowers...it must be getting close Link to post Share on other sites
pokerinc 0 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Dream come true ONE TIME!!GL sir, I already spent my five hundred based on a dream I had of a bacon turducken.Tasty dreams. Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 anticipation Link to post Share on other sites
dapokerbum 0 Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 He's probably coked up out of his mind ... give him some time! Link to post Share on other sites
AAsnake88 0 Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Results? Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 NO TAX?????Hmm, I'm suddenly contemplating moving to England and developing a Lotto habit.Just come to Canada. No tax on lottery winnings here, or gambling winnings (unless it's your profession).This tilts me hard for some reasonAnother reason Canada is better than the US. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Another reason Canada is better than the US.how's the weather up there? Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 how's the weather up there?60 today.And generally warmer here than somewhere like Minneapolis. Link to post Share on other sites
uncooper 1 Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Equity is equity, even if it's only fractions of a penny's worth. No way my time is too valuable for this. Link to post Share on other sites
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