SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 good one austin loooooli just had an idea, sally boy. i'm gonna downlaod the sopranos theme song. you know "WOKE UP THIS MORNING, GOT YOUR SEFL A GUN". then i'll burn it on a cd. i'll go and get a cigar or two, light up, pop the cd in and boom. coolest guy on the road. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 i just had an idea, sally boy. i'm gonna downlaod the sopranos theme song. you know "WOKE UP THIS MORNING, GOT YOUR SEFL A GUN". then i'll burn it on a cd. i'll go and get a cigar or two, light up, pop the cd in and boom. coolest guy on the road.my cousin's a state trooper too.oh really? whats his name?barney fife.POW. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 my cousin's a state trooper too.oh really? whats his name?barney fife.POW.come on, sal. you told johnny sac about that joke, didnt you? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 come on, sal. you told johnny sac about that joke, didnt you?you're like the disturbed stepbrother i never wanted Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 horrible example lol he's dead lol.Was it the polish sausage? Link to post Share on other sites
jkalib 0 Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 It's not a tumor. FYP Link to post Share on other sites
pezeveng 207 Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 I just read your post to a customer of mine who is a Dr for the workers compensation board, this guy deals with work related injuries and checks to see if your faking it.He said Carpal Tunnel would be more of a sharp pain at your wrist. He said its probably one of two things either you slept on it and have a pinched nerve or if you have a job that requires hours on the computer its most likely you have Tennis Elbow. You said its your left arm if you play hours of on-line poker with your left hand on the mouse than this is what you may have. Thats pretty decent advice on-line but if it continues go see a Doctor so I can offer bets on the resultsheart related +1000 (suckers bet)Carpal Tunnel +500Tennis Elbow -300Pinched Nerve -250the field even Tennis Elbow SymptomsTenderness on the outer bony part of the elbow Morning stiffness of the elbow with persistent aching Soreness in the forearm Pain worse when grasping or holding an object Buy one of these while on the computer Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Because we are 99% right all the time, and men don't like it when we areie wrong? Link to post Share on other sites
Southern Buddhist 1 Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Bottom line, Flushgarden ... you're not dying, but your elbow might be ****ed. Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 If you are overweight... you should be taking aspirin everyday anyways. It doesn't thin the blood like some people think.... it decreases the stickiness of the platelets allowing the blood to flow more freely.324mg of baby aspirin.... chew it up every day.What is recommended is 81 mg of aspirin daily which is Baby aspirin. the reason for not taking 324mg of aspirin is it can lead to bleeding tendencies. As well as inflamed the lining of the stomach. so they also recommend that it be ECASA. or a coated aspirin be used. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 so we also recommend that it be ECASA. or a coated aspirin be used.we? you were involved in the medical research that determined the acceptable levels of aspirin to be taken daily by obese individuals looking to prevent heart attacks? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 thats a damn fine looking polar bear. Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 we? you were involved in the medical research that determined the acceptable levels of aspirin to be taken daily by obese individuals looking to prevent heart attacks?sorry it should be they, does that make you happy your Royal Jester. Link to post Share on other sites
Jam-Fly 8 Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwGP9DAAi4Awatch that video, it's invaluable, it will tell you all you need to knowbut seriouslyMy Dad experienced heart troubles about two years ago, and ended up having to get a quadruple bypass 1.5 yrs ago. He said prior to his angiogram, that he was experiencing pains in his right arm, and not rly any of the 'classic' symptoms. Like, left arm was fine, right arm was sore, would experience random shortness of breath, would need to sit down after a short walk etc.So basically, my reccommendation is get it checked out by a competent doctor..seriously. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger Mushroom Mushroom STROOOOOOKE!lolIt's not a heart attack. Arm pain is secondary to coronary problems.... it doesn't start in the arm and then go to the chest. If you have chest pain...then feel it in your jaw... going down to your left arm... yea... you're about to die.This isn't necessarily true. It's fully possible to have a heart attack without feeling chest pain.I find it really interesting that "a feeling of impending doom" is a symptom for a heart attack. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 I find it really interesting that "a feeling of impending doom" is a symptom for a heart attack.so the morning after every night I get completely wasted I'm actually having a heart attack? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 so the morning after every night I get completely wasted I'm actually having a heart attack?it probably has more to do with the three hundred pounder you bagged while intoxicated. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 so the morning after every night I get completely wasted I'm actually having a heart attack?As it turns out, "a feeling of impending doom" is also a symptom of I-might-have-gotten-a-single-mom-pregnant-itis. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 the elusive double-whammy! Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 "Check the poo!" Link to post Share on other sites
Gallo 1 Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 He hasn't responded. I guess it was either AIDS or a heart attack.RIP Flushgarden.19??-2009 Link to post Share on other sites
pezeveng 207 Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 what the hell happened was it tennis elbow? You freaks telling him it was a heart attack probably gave him a panic attack worrying it was a heart attack. Now the poor guy has a heart condition. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 when is the memorial service? Link to post Share on other sites
The Lobster 0 Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger Mushroom Mushroom STROOOOOOKE!looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool Link to post Share on other sites
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