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LOL yes Matt, I am jealous of the people that don't understand the #1 rule in poker and don't make any money from it because they can't get passed the gambling aspect. Mad jealous.
Clearly I'm just trying to tilt you. I'll never be half the player you are and I know it. Truth is not many people will be and sometimes they just wanna take a shot when they get sick of grinding.
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Well it just seems like instead of saying something like "wow thats pretty sick, hope you learned from being stupid." or something encouraging, the guy just gets called a retard. That MAY be the case but whatever. He was playing way out of his roll but he did get Robbed pretty bad. It almost sparks a whole new debate whether it was bad luck or stupidity. If his hands from PLO were posted correctly as they happened then he was more unlucky to lose his roll rather than retarded.Rdog must be jealous cause he'd always get pissed off when I'd post myself winning a $600 pot in the challenge thread.
LOLOLOLOL, you just proved what an absolute troll you are. That's probably the nicest thing I can say to this post
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Is it wrong that I want to lube myself up and make love to this thread?

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LOLOLOLOL, you just proved what an absolute troll you are. That's probably the nicest thing I can say to this post
Ya. Because my image at this forum is salvagable at this point. I might as well say what you're gonna expect me to say =]
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Clearly I'm just trying to tilt you. I'll never be half the player you are and I know it. Truth is not many people will be and sometimes they just wanna take a shot when they get sick of grinding.
LOL. Kill 'em with kindness!!!
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On side note. If ANYONE ever plays at a table against this guy please slowroll the crap out of him!!Full Tilt Poker Game #10717198139: $10 + $1 Sit & Go (80733701), Table 1 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:23:55 ET - 2009/02/18Seat 1: dtgoalie26 (1,470)Seat 2: Khalil Ivey (1,455)Seat 4: saltyfins33 (2,370)Seat 5: BBC123 (1,635)Seat 6: inblue963 (1,420)Seat 7: GalloFX (2,300)Seat 8: doctor remulac (1,380)Seat 9: RayPlayer (1,470)GalloFX posts the small blind of 20doctor remulac posts the big blind of 40The button is in seat #6*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to GalloFX [Tc Ts]RayPlayer foldsdtgoalie26 foldsKhalil Ivey foldssaltyfins33 calls 40BBC123 calls 40inblue963 has 15 seconds left to actinblue963 has requested TIMEinblue963 raises to 220GalloFX raises to 600dtgoalie26 has been disconnecteddoctor remulac foldssaltyfins33 foldsBBC123 foldsdtgoalie26 has reconnectedinblue963 has 15 seconds left to actinblue963 calls 380*** FLOP *** [Kc 4h Kh]GalloFX bets 1,320inblue963 has 15 seconds left to actinblue963 has requested TIMEinblue963 calls 820, and is all inGalloFX shows [Tc Ts]inblue963 shows [Kd 4d]Uncalled bet of 500 returned to GalloFX*** TURN *** [Kc 4h Kh] [7s]*** RIVER *** [Kc 4h Kh 7s] [4s]GalloFX shows two pair, Kings and Tensinblue963 shows a full house, Kings full of Foursinblue963 wins the pot (2,960) with a full house, Kings full of Fours*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2,960 | Rake 0Board: [Kc 4h Kh 7s 4s]Seat 1: dtgoalie26 didn't bet (folded)Seat 2: Khalil Ivey didn't bet (folded)Seat 4: saltyfins33 folded before the FlopSeat 5: BBC123 folded before the FlopSeat 6: inblue963 (button) showed [Kd 4d] and won (2,960) with a full house, Kings full of FoursSeat 7: GalloFX (small blind) showed [Tc Ts] and lost with two pair, Kings and TensSeat 8: doctor remulac (big blind) folded before the FlopSeat 9: RayPlayer didn't bet (folded)

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OMG I love this thread

So? I don't get it while I agree is a little notice is friendly but thats kind of the thing with HU. This isn't a knock on rdog(clearly you contribute a ton here) but there was like zero point in coming into the thread and calling op out. This guy isn't some douchey troll and in fact seems to make a huge effort to contribute stakes etc. The whole thing is pretty dumb.
Um, It's generally considered bad form to just leave. Some HU regs get way too sensitive about this, but in HU4ROLLZ grudgematch leaving after getting up 1 buyin would be pretty poor form.
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Well it just seems like instead of saying something like "wow thats pretty sick, hope you learned from being stupid." or something encouraging, the guy just gets called a retard. That MAY be the case but whatever. He was playing way out of his roll but he did get Robbed pretty bad. It almost sparks a whole new debate whether it was bad luck or stupidity. If his hands from PLO were posted correctly as they happened then he was more unlucky to lose his roll rather than retarded.Rdog must be jealous cause he'd always get pissed off when I'd post myself winning a $600 pot in the challenge thread.
i cant stop laughing, thanks for making my night matthew
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Full Tilt Poker Game #10717319927: $10 + $1 Sit & Go (80733701), Table 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:31:02 ET - 2009/02/18Seat 1: dtgoalie26 (1,515)Seat 2: Khalil Ivey (1,300)Seat 4: saltyfins33 (2,290)Seat 5: BBC123 (1,480)Seat 6: inblue963 (3,135)Seat 7: GalloFX (730)Seat 8: doctor remulac (3,050)inblue963 posts the small blind of 25GalloFX posts the big blind of 50The button is in seat #5*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to GalloFX [8c 6c]doctor remulac foldsdtgoalie26 foldsKhalil Ivey foldssaltyfins33 calls 50BBC123 foldsinblue963 has 15 seconds left to actinblue963 raises to 600GalloFX calls 550saltyfins33 has 15 seconds left to actsaltyfins33 folds*** FLOP *** [5s Kc Kh]inblue963 bets 150GalloFX: i hope I suckoutGalloFX calls 130, and is all ininblue963 shows [Ac Qc]GalloFX shows [8c 6c]Uncalled bet of 20 returned to inblue963*** TURN *** [5s Kc Kh] [6d]*** RIVER *** [5s Kc Kh 6d] [7c]inblue963 shows a pair of KingsGalloFX shows two pair, Kings and SixesGalloFX wins the pot (1,510) with two pair, Kings and Sixes*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 1,510 | Rake 0Board: [5s Kc Kh 6d 7c]Seat 1: dtgoalie26 didn't bet (folded)Seat 2: Khalil Ivey didn't bet (folded)Seat 4: saltyfins33 folded before the FlopSeat 5: BBC123 (button) didn't bet (folded)Seat 6: inblue963 (small blind) showed [Ac Qc] and lost with a pair of KingsSeat 7: GalloFX (big blind) showed [8c 6c] and won (1,510) with two pair, Kings and SixesSeat 8: doctor remulac didn't bet (folded)

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So guys believe it or not at 10am i had 5k in my account than i went on monkey tilt played huge fish at 5-10nl i lost two pots over 2300+ with 3 outta and 6 outtas.Steaming as ever i think 3-6 plo wld be a great idea maybe my tilt will help me suck out in a huge pot O NO! i get AhAcQh8c all in on turn with board reading 10h5h4c against ks10c9h8h for $1200 pot! River K 2 pairs good well i lost 3 more pots over 900 and my sick lack of any bankroll magament had alase caught up with me i was now bust on stars not my whole roll but still gross.So now comes the part where u prob wont belive it I bought in to a 5400fpp 10 seat torni top 4 get sunday milly seat i bust 5th obv! I than play a 250fpp ultra turbo to sunday 200k garnt,I place and win my $11 which i play a $11 double or nothing sit n go with finish top 5 for $20 Now is the fun part I take that $20 to 50c-1 and get it upto $77 b4 quitting next stop on the train 1-2plo $77 into almost 300 yay leave and take $150 in 1--2 plo again and 150 into 2-4nl hu leave both tables with $400 and change than min bought into 5-10nl 6max lost $200 so im like whatever all $600 at 5-10nl6max BOYA 30mins later $1700 i now $3400 and also qualifed for Wen 250k 300 buy in so thats my crazy story for wensday BELIEVE IT OR NOT all 100% factual info 1st hand!
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PokerStars Game #25105041577: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2009/02/18 23:42:25 ETTable 'Gawain' 2-max Seat #1 is the buttonSeat 1: rdog7811 ($457 in chips) Seat 2: JONYJUICE ($1009.20 in chips) rdog7811: posts small blind $2JONYJUICE: posts big blind $4*** HOLE CARDS ***rdog7811: raises $4 to $8JONYJUICE: calls $4*** FLOP *** [2h 8h 4c]JONYJUICE: checks rdog7811: bets $12JONYJUICE: raises $12 to $24rdog7811: calls $12*** TURN *** [2h 8h 4c] [Js]JONYJUICE: checks rdog7811: checks *** RIVER *** [2h 8h 4c Js] [3c]JONYJUICE: bets $64rdog7811: calls $64*** SHOW DOWN ***JONYJUICE: shows [6d 5h] (a straight, Deuce to Six)rdog7811: mucks hand JONYJUICE collected $191.50 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $192 | Rake $0.50 Board [2h 8h 4c Js 3c]Seat 1: rdog7811 (button) (small blind) muckedSeat 2: JONYJUICE (big blind) showed [6d 5h] and won ($191.50) with a straight, Deuce to Six

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2nd hand of tourney-out in 178th after this bs- thanks for stake anywayPokerStars Game #25105007082: Tournament #141954862, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2009/02/18 22:40:46 CT [2009/02/18 23:40:46 ET]Table '141954862 12' 9-max Seat #2 is the buttonSeat 1: GlitterDiva (1500 in chips) Seat 2: martin1313 (1490 in chips) Seat 3: ajustice29 (1460 in chips) Seat 4: elitemaximus (1500 in chips) Seat 5: pkwhitey (1650 in chips) Seat 6: HLH33 (1500 in chips) Seat 7: Star_lite519 (1500 in chips) Seat 8: w16227 (1500 in chips) Seat 9: alger3 (1400 in chips) ajustice29: posts small blind 10elitemaximus: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to HLH33 [Kd Ks]pkwhitey: raises 20 to 40HLH33: raises 80 to 120Star_lite519: calls 120w16227: folds alger3: folds GlitterDiva: folds martin1313: folds ajustice29: folds elitemaximus: folds pkwhitey: raises 220 to 340HLH33: raises 1160 to 1500 and is all-inStar_lite519: folds pkwhitey: calls 1160*** FLOP *** [5c 9d Ac]*** TURN *** [5c 9d Ac] [Jc]*** RIVER *** [5c 9d Ac Jc] [7c]*** SHOW DOWN ***pkwhitey: shows [Qd Qc] (a flush, Ace high)HLH33: shows [Kd Ks] (a pair of Kings)pkwhitey collected 3150 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 3150 | Rake 0 Board [5c 9d Ac Jc 7c]Seat 1: GlitterDiva folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: martin1313 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: ajustice29 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 4: elitemaximus (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 5: pkwhitey showed [Qd Qc] and won (3150) with a flush, Ace highSeat 6: HLH33 showed [Kd Ks] and lost with a pair of KingsSeat 7: Star_lite519 folded before FlopSeat 8: w16227 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: alger3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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Is it wrong that I want to lube myself up and make love to this thread?
Gotta indicate your posts with[x]sarcasmor[x]sincereI really can't tell anymore.
Not sure if you knew this or not but buddy generally means there is sarcasm involved. Unless of course you two have gone to dinner and had a nightcap. Not sure which since Ray is so fond of the males.
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PokerStars Game #25105223080: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2009/02/18 23:50:23 ETTable 'Gawain' 2-max Seat #1 is the buttonSeat 1: rdog7811 ($433.50 in chips) Seat 2: JONYJUICE ($1272.20 in chips) rdog7811: posts small blind $2JONYJUICE: posts big blind $4*** HOLE CARDS ***rdog7811: raises $4 to $8JONYJUICE: calls $4*** FLOP *** [8d 5h Tc]JONYJUICE: checks rdog7811: bets $12JONYJUICE: calls $12*** TURN *** [8d 5h Tc] [Ad]JONYJUICE: checks rdog7811: checks *** RIVER *** [8d 5h Tc Ad] [Ah]JONYJUICE: bets $36rdog7811: calls $36*** SHOW DOWN ***JONYJUICE: shows [Ac 3c] (three of a kind, Aces)rdog7811: mucks hand JONYJUICE collected $111.50 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $112 | Rake $0.50 Board [8d 5h Tc Ad Ah]Seat 1: rdog7811 (button) (small blind) muckedSeat 2: JONYJUICE (big blind) showed [Ac 3c] and won ($111.50) with three of a kind, Aces

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Someone is running great. nhPokerStars Game #25105414546: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2009/02/18 23:58:59 ETTable 'Gawain' 2-max Seat #1 is the buttonSeat 1: rdog7811 ($451.10 in chips) Seat 2: JONYJUICE ($1319.20 in chips) rdog7811: posts small blind $2JONYJUICE: posts big blind $4*** HOLE CARDS ***rdog7811: raises $4 to $8JONYJUICE: raises $12 to $20rdog7811: raises $52 to $72JONYJUICE: calls $52*** FLOP *** [Qd Ad 7c]JONYJUICE: checks rdog7811: checks *** TURN *** [Qd Ad 7c] [As]JONYJUICE: bets $64rdog7811: calls $64*** RIVER *** [Qd Ad 7c As] [Kd]JONYJUICE: bets $168rdog7811 said, "lmao"JONYJUICE said, "gg till 2moro sir"JONYJUICE said, "u slow rolling?"rdog7811: folds Uncalled bet ($168) returned to JONYJUICEJONYJUICE collected $271.50 from potJONYJUICE: shows [Qs Qc] (a full house, Queens full of Aces)*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $272 | Rake $0.50 Board [Qd Ad 7c As Kd]Seat 1: rdog7811 (button) (small blind) folded on the RiverSeat 2: JONYJUICE (big blind) collected ($271.50)

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