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awesome post Obey the Dog

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You clearly don't understand the concept of slacking if you got a degree while playing teh pookah. After graduating, you got a job in the field of your degree is pretty much the direct opposite of slacking. I just think you need a different word.

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You know what I don't like my job ... but guess what, I am good at it and it pays well. does this mean that I should abandon ship and run with the wolves. No it means I should build up some comfort money and be able to enjoy my life when I can and really enjoy my life later. Good for you that you have your own house and a sugar momma, but some of us actually have to work hard to pay the bills. I would love to have more free time to Golf, Play Poker, Hike, Mtn Bike, and smoke cigars ... but I also have a responsibility to my family. So yes, I will still work my job and hate it but only because I know that one day I will be able to do all these things and not worry about losing my house and living on the streets.
Sorry of all the posts, this one made me lol.I've never heard a high school biology teacher called a sugar momma before. Yeah, baby, I'm set for life!!!!And I know you don't know everything about me, but I am also going to be teaching (a normal job, gasp!). Secretly, I want to create a generation of slackers who know how to succeed. Step 1. Teach. Step 2. Corrupt minds. Step 3. ?????? Step 4. Profit. PS- Potsie, you can edit my posts anytime. I write them at 3am usually. Of course I know what you mean about real satisfaction. To some extent, by my career change, I'm clearly one of those people. I thought it went without saying, but you said it, so it's worth agreeing. By the way, you said something to me that has (sorta) stuck last year when you were at my house. I can't exactly recreate it but it involved the happiness you found during the struggling times vs. the comforting times. I agreed 90% then. I agree 100% now. PPS- To the rambling charge...just be glad you don't know me in person. I'm a good listener, but have no idea how to get to the point and I'm not learning anytime soon...my brain works faster than my mouth, and it's not a good thing. I mean two post scripts, wtf?
You clearly don't understand the concept of slacking if you got a degree while playing teh pookah. After graduating, you got a job in the field of your degree is pretty much the direct opposite of slacking. I just think you need a different word.
If you saw how I obtained the degree, you might disagree.
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Sorry of all the posts, this one made me lol.I've never heard a high school biology teacher called a sugar momma before. Yeah, baby, I'm set for life!!!!
Yeah, in rereading sugar momma was probably a bit over the top ... B)
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Either way, gfy. I hate you all.
I got this far and stopped reading... ;)I would dub this post Obey's ***SINGLE GREATEST POST EVER***... except someone already preempted me on that one...
If you were a real slacker, you'd wait for someone to post cliff notes like a true hero.
Paging qyayqi......We need a CAT SUMMARY of this post STAT!For the record, a cat summary of Obey's ***SINGLE GREATEST POST EVER*** would immediately and infinitely trump it as the SINGLE GREATEST CREATION IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE
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I got this far and stopped reading... ;)I would dub this post Obey's ***SINGLE GREATEST POST EVER***... except someone already preempted me on that one...Paging qyayqi......We need a CAT SUMMARY of this post STAT!For the record, a cat summary of Obey's ***SINGLE GREATEST POST EVER*** would immediately and infinitely trump it as the SINGLE GREATEST CREATION IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE
meh, cliff notes would be easy enough.I have too much time sometimesI ramblePoker is easyPoker is hardThere's more to life than pokerI rambleI'm better than youNobody cares
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meh, cliff notes would be easy enough.I have too much time sometimesI ramblePoker is easyPoker is hardThere's more to life than pokerI rambleI'm better than youNobody cares
No, I read the whole thing......I still think a cat summary is best.
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(Caesars smells like buttery pretzels while venetian is more of a new york pizza. I don't know, I'm fat, so I think I just smell food a lot.)
I enjoyed this part of the post the most for several reasons. To me Caesar's smells like hooker spit and Venetian smells like a high class escort. I am quite a bit smaller than OTD and this may have something to do with it. Maybe I'll have to think about food more often when pokering. GFY
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I enjoyed this part of the post the most for several reasons. To me Caesar's smells like hooker spit and Venetian smells like a high class escort. I am quite a bit smaller than OTD and this may have something to do with it. Maybe I'll have to think about food more often when pokering. GFY
I liked this part too.Venetian definitely has one of the most recognizable smells of all the casinos.In fact, the perfume that I bought Brigette sometime last year, which is her current scent, I bought because to me, it smelled like the Venetian. :club:
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I enjoyed this part of the post the most for several reasons. To me Caesar's smells like hooker spit and Venetian smells like a high class escort. I am quite a bit smaller than OTD and this may have something to do with it. Maybe I'll have to think about food more often when pokering. GFY
Well, you know what they say. You smell what you eat...so oh... icon_eek.gif
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Gotta hand it to you Obey.POTY.I admire you sir. :club::ts:4h:5c :icon_clap:P.S - Clearly you have some stories about the drama , bs that takes place at the higher limits...DO TELL.

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