Sal Paradise 57 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 well jeff, ask and ye shall receive I suppose. there is now a .rar file on the blog with 4 different decent sized clips of liz vicious. be ready for a hefty download time; it took forever to upload.enjoy.edit:a bit to whet your whistle Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 nah divx doesn't work either. neither did that program dave linked to. maybe they're just bad files.You should download and use the VLC player for everything anyways. Whenever it's all about 'Ohhh this movie won't play,' or 'Ohh I need some stupid codec wtf,' use VLC and it works fine. It doesn't play quicktime I don't think, but other than that if it won't play something then it's very likely just a bad file. Bottom line: VLC is to Windows Media Player as Firefox is to Internet Explorer.Edit - I lied, it plays quicktime fine. Link to post Share on other sites
bigcoled 1 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 If I were spademan, I would utterly destroy bigcol at this point with earth-shatteringly-accurate criticism and humiliating, hilarious abuse. When is spademan coming back??i enjoy debate... I was blowing off steam on the poor dude that was making a joke that my dumbass missed... If you want to critique me, I'm cool with that, I'm up for some discusion... Obviously all of existence is difficult to sum up in a paragraph, and I wrote what I had previously written in haste, but if you want to have a philosophy discussion, or any type of discussion I'd be happy to discuss... Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted February 16, 2009 Author Share Posted February 16, 2009 My next upload is pretty interesting, again as more of a phenomenon than an actual sex scene. It was posted early last fall, pitched as just some blond Russian chick in a Gonzo scene, and went majorly ignored. It was posted again, from a different angle, and has been atop the Cheggit charts for weeks. I would like to quote the cheggit description in its entirely, from uploader Bittpornster: Recently I came across that very popular castin' post by titatovenaar, and was amused by the debate that Woodman always stirs. Surely, the man has no looks to him, but I think that he does have an undeniable charm. Be that a point of contention or not, the fact remains that he led Private's recruitin' effort to a level of findin' drop-dead talent and did it with his unique flair of voyeuristic repulsion/awe/showmanship!I had already watched titatovenaar's Rebecca before (I'm a Woodman fan), and found her to be very beautiful. However, my favorite castin' is that of Angel , a Russian blonde that made a handful of movies before she disappeared for what seems to be forever.What obsesses me about this particular casting is that Angel comes across as a cold and impertinent bitch, and despite the debate on whether everythin' is acted out or not - I have my reserves: how much porn talent can actually act? how much porn talent can act so well you actually have a debate over whether it is curiosity, money, or mixed arousal, what makes her succumb to Woodman? - I really thought that Woodman wouldn't be able to **** Angel.However, and I'll describe this as if it were what happened (I really have no ****in' clue about it!), after they talk and she gives him shit forever, shows disgust in her work, but at the same times keeps on talkin' as if she really wanted to be convinced to do porn, she eventually starts to undress for him. That makes me really interested, as I love to watch a seminude uberhot bitch gripe and complain and pretend she doesn't know what it means in a casting. But, despite her looks and the risin' tension as she continues to undress until she becomes stark naked, it seems im-pos-si-ble ...Hence, the first screen shots:Angry, but very sexy, bitch is interviewed, and tries to prove that she will never do anythin' of what she is told - if it has to do with porn:[shots]And then, ever so suddenly, the Woodman enchantment occurs. I have no clue what the **** he promises these girls off camera: fortune and riches, fame and renown, an unblemished soul, immortality ... who the **** knows! Woodman promises, pays, brainwashes, seduces, charms, does somethin', and Angel comes back into the room, sits on the bed, and is ****ed out of her furious, bitter, stubborn, arrogant, naive, little mind!And, hence, the second screen shots:Angry, and uberhot, bitch gets the ride of a lifetime, is shagged every other way, has her arse ****ed hard, and - consequently - loses her nasty temper:[More shots]My conclusion is that those sexy, angry bitches, just need lots of love and attention! Your conclusion may be that this is worth fappin' to. Whatever be your stance - you hate Woodman, you love Woodman, your indifferent to Woodman and just want to watch who he casts and ****s - this is a castin' scene to remember!So: cheers, please Cheggit! and enjoy!(I've included the screen shots in the post, in case you want to spread the love!)This is the second response, and very indicative of the general reception:"No joke. I wasn't interested in downloading this until his description convinced me it is worth CHEGGITing out."Upload now up on blog Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 i enjoy debate... I was blowing off steam on the poor dude that was making a joke that my dumbass missed... If you want to critique me, I'm cool with that, I'm up for some discusion... Obviously all of existence is difficult to sum up in a paragraph, and I wrote what I had previously written in haste, but if you want to have a philosophy discussion, or any type of discussion I'd be happy to discuss...You got owned right there, faggot. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Hey guys, we don't mind if you continue the thread in a similar fashion of the old pornstar thread, but we simply can't allow linking to hardcore porn vids. While this may be off topic, there are still people who are offended by these posts so please keep the porn links off the site.Thanks Random filth.Fuck them. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 well jeff, ask and ye shall receive I suppose. there is now a .rar file on the blog with 4 different decent sized clips of liz vicious.ten downloads and not a single thank you. I see how it is. fucking mooches. Link to post Share on other sites
SlapStick 0 Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 [LINK REMOVED - GOV] [PIC REMOVED - GOV] I only skimmed but how do I solve the above? Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 [LINK REMOVED - GOV] [PIC REMOVED - GOV] I only skimmed but how do I solve the above? http://erotic-sklansky.livejournal.com/ Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 right now, if I had my choice, I'd take Jenaveve Jolie, Jayden James and Sativa Rose.Anyone see a pattern? Dark hair. Sorry, I was just browsing on Eskimotube Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 right now, if I had my choice, I'd take Jenaveve Jolie, Jayden James and Sativa Rose.Anyone see a pattern? Dark hair. Sorry, I was just browsing on EskimotubeI like your style. Sativa is one of my favorites, and I just enjoyed Jenaveve for the first time.Never seen Jayden James, but I feel a boner coming on so I just may have to go do that Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 ten downloads and not a single thank you. I see how it is. fucking mooches.I actually thought I had thanked you. The oversight is on me. Thank you, sir. You may be a backward hick, but I love your taste in women. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Fascinating article about Japan's weird obsession with schoolgirls and their panties. Probably safe for work.And on a related note, condom vending machines make so much sense it's ridiculous. Link to post Share on other sites
LJB723 0 Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 And on a related note, condom vending machines make so much sense it's ridiculous.You don't have them?!We have them everywhere you might have sex, bars, clubs, supermarket toilets. It's awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 You don't have them?!We have them everywhere you might have sex, bars, clubs, supermarket toilets. It's awesome.Yeah I guess I've seen them in a few bar/mall bathrooms, but they're always seedy looking. Like I might get an std from using the machine.They should just have like a big Trojan vending machine next to the Coke machine in pharmacies or convenience stores. Link to post Share on other sites
LJB723 0 Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Yeah I guess I've seen them in a few bar/mall bathrooms, but they're always seedy looking. Like I might get an std from using the machine.They should just have like a big Trojan vending machine next to the Coke machine in pharmacies or convenience stores.Paranoid much?I like your thinking though. If they can vend pizzas they can vend condoms! Link to post Share on other sites
Southern Buddhist 1 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 In Japan there are vending machines for clean underwear. [There are also whiskey vending machines -- bought from one during our visit.]Since this is the erotica thread, and since Japanese porn is known for kink, that makes me wonder if there are vending machines for soiled ones as well. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 In Japan there are vending machines for clean underwear. [There are also whiskey vending machines -- bought from one during our visit.]Since this is the erotica thread, and since Japanese porn is known for kink, that makes me wonder if there are vending machines for soiled ones as well.yep. or so i've heard Link to post Share on other sites
Southern Buddhist 1 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 yep. or so i've heardI THOUGHT so! I would have been embarrassed to have claimed this and then found out it was just my own imagination. I thought I'd heard it somewhere, too. Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Southern Buddhist... you obviously write very well, have a creative mind, and I'm getting the sense that you may be somewhat into 'kink' of some variety (just my imagination, perhaps).Why not get into erotic literature? I'm sure it pays very well... and you can even write us all a story here, to practise on. Thanks, I'll just be here. Waiting. Link to post Share on other sites
Southern Buddhist 1 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Southern Buddhist... you obviously write very well, have a creative mind, and I'm getting the sense that you may be somewhat into 'kink' of some variety (just my imagination, perhaps).Why not get into erotic literature? I'm sure it pays very well... and you can even write us all a story here, to practise on. Thanks, I'll just be here. Waiting.Waiting with your dick in your hand, as construction workers here like to say?Y'know, I've actually thought of this. Not to say I am married to know anyone with a vast collection or anything like that, no sir, not at all. But I could knock a story or six out, just based on what I wank to, and collect a few bucks. But I do have my legitimate book coming out in November, and I'd worry that the two might meet, unpleasantly, in public. So I've held off.I've also noticed that most erotic publishing houses are based in Britain. You naughty kinky boys. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 yep. or so i've heard I THOUGHT so! I would have been embarrassed to have claimed this and then found out it was just my own imagination. I thought I'd heard it somewhere, too.I'm pretty sure this is an example of why some people think that everybody on the internet is always being sarcastic. Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Waiting with your dick in your hand, as construction workers here like to say?Y'know, I've actually thought of this. Not to say I am married to know anyone with a vast collection or anything like that, no sir, not at all. But I could knock a story or six out, just based on what I wank to, and collect a few bucks. But I do have my legitimate book coming out in November, and I'd worry that the two might meet, unpleasantly, in public. So I've held off.I've also noticed that most erotic publishing houses are based in Britain. You naughty kinky boys.Ho-ly shit... I really love Southern Buddhist!I mean, look at the bolded parts... you're an amazing woman. I honestly think your stories would be top notch, grade A, highest calibre stuff. Yeah, so er, if you ummm.. fancy sending me a couple of your private stories, my inbox is available. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 my inbox is available.I thought you were saving your inbox for me? Link to post Share on other sites
LJB723 0 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 I thought you were saving your inbox for me?Is this what McDee meant by inbox expansion? Link to post Share on other sites
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