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Get yourself a Delorean and Flux Capacitor...drive 88mph by the clock tower in a thunderstorm and go back and dump her before you sign the 120 day no play! Otherwise I got nothing for you.
The term "flux capacitor" is actually quite contradictory. Almost like jumbo shrimp.
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In the poker game of life, women are the fucking rake.
QFT.......Wait a sec...Who said that?
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It should have been blatently obvious from the earliest instance that she, like 99.9% of the female population on this earth, could not stand to see you even the slightest bit either a. ) happy or b. ) enjoying yourself. You need to find one who's supportive of your interests, period. Or it's simply not going to work. If she's completely supportive and has a cheerleader outfit, then hey, you're one up on most of us. :club:

In the poker game of life, women are the fucking rake.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^This can never be said enough.
Ain't it sad we run true geniuses like this off? And then wonder why GenPo is always sluggish and dull?
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I was trying to imitate Matt Damon's reply to that quote. I missed the correct quote by a wide margin:
Worm: It's just like the saying says, you know?In the poker game of life, women are the rake.They are the ****in' rake. Mike: What the **** are you talking about? What saying?Worm: I don't know. But there oughta be one.
http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts...oker-damon.html
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hey you bums it's a two way street here. One could say Guys can't handle it if there girl friends play poker. I know my ex had a bird every time we went to the casino because I wanted to play poker and he wanted to play the slots. I got the song and dance routine ladies don't play poker f that. I gave in to him but that's the last guy I ever will give into again. I learned my lesson. I will not give up poker for anyone.

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hey you bums it's a two way street here. One could say Guys can't handle it if there girl friends play poker. I know my ex had a bird every time we went to the casino because I wanted to play poker and he wanted to play the slots. I got the song and dance routine ladies don't play poker f that. I gave in to him but that's the last guy I ever will give into again. I learned my lesson. I will not give up poker for no one.
Right on!
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hey you bums it's a two way street here. One could say Guys can't handle it if there girl friends play poker. I know my ex had a bird every time we went to the casino because I wanted to play poker and he wanted to play the slots. I got the song and dance routine ladies don't play poker f that. I gave in to him but that's the last guy I ever will give into again. I learned my lesson. I will not give up poker for no one.
How could anyone wanna play the slots? They're so mind-numbingly boring.
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Get yourself a Delorean and Flux Capacitor...drive 88mph by the clock tower in a thunderstorm and go back and dump her before you sign the 120 day no play! Otherwise I got nothing for you.
why do you have to sign a 120day no play?
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Sounds like you made a really horrible read. Maybe your instincts are off and she saved you a horrible loss at the tables... or perhaps you just needed this time to realize that if the girl is looking to change you, maybe you should change girls

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In retrospect, I was very dumb! It was another compromise that made no difference to her and now I have my time back to play poker, but can't get on the two biggest sites. I'm out until March. It's frustrating to say the least!
Not sure why, but this part reminded me of that dinosaur comic where you can fill the speech bubbles.Carry on.
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Make thread, get expected mockery, win tourney on DTD Poker for 450 English pounds. Weeeee!I <3 karma.Now to decide if I should get a tollerable escort or a multitude of crack whores for fun tomorrow night. :club:
Are these heavier than American pounds?
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It's OK to make deals with yourself about how, when and why you play or don't play poker, but you should never do that to please someone else, especially a woman, because they always want more.

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honestly when i broke up with my gf of two years i felt like the world ended but thats when i really started gettin serious about poker and it really was my only stress relief.... pry not what you wanted to hear but just my $0.02
I seriously doubt if poker was all you did for relief.
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