BoSox86 0 Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 My Cousin I thought you guys would enjoy it. I some times wish I could have punched some of my professors at Eugene like this guy did, I can completely relate. GOD Is Busy If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!! A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, GOD if you are real then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 min.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What in the world is the matter with you? 'Why did you do that?' The Marine calmly replied, 'GOD was too busy today protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me.' The classroom erupted in cheers! Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 The classroom erupted in cheers!And they all lived happily ever after. Link to post Share on other sites
irishguy 14 Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 The moral of the story is if people don't have the same beliefs as you they are "stupid and acting like idiots" so punch them in the face. Solid christian message. Link to post Share on other sites
CindyLou 11 Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 The moral of the story is if people don't have the same beliefs as you they are "stupid and acting like idiots" so punch them in the face. Solid christian message.That is correct.I also would have accepted, "just because people don't have the same beliefs as you does not mean you need to openly mock them with idiotic challenges." Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 That is correct.I also would have accepted, "just because people don't have the same beliefs as you does not mean you need to openly mock them with idiotic challenges."Unless the room is filled with democrats, then you get tenure Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Violence is still worse than boorishness in my book butlittle sympathy for the dudeI call shenanigans however - the ACLU addition is the tipoffThis never really happened Link to post Share on other sites
phlegm 6 Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Funny, if some proffessor called on muhammed to do the same with a couple of muslims in his class, he woulda been forced tp publicly appologize and attend sensitivity training. Link to post Share on other sites
HubDub04 0 Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 LOL @ this thread.So inspiring.GTFO Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.lol. BURN!This never really happenedNo shit. It's a pathetic excuse for a pscho christian fairy tale. The saddest part is that I'm sure there are a lot of people out there who actually believe it. I don't understand people. Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 that inspired me so much i just cured cancer and wrote a christianity for dummies book. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Unless the room is filled with democrats, then you get tenureHe said they were stupid idiots.... not retarded morons. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 lol. BURN!No shit. It's a pathetic excuse for a pscho muslim fairy tale. The saddest part is that I'm sure there are a lot of people out there who actually believe it. I don't understand people.Gawd... I thought of Hussein Obama immediately when I read this. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 I think I've lost 5 IQ points reading this thread... Link to post Share on other sites
The Walrus 0 Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 I think I've lost 5 IQ points reading this thread...Well you're still thinking so at least 80 more to go Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 Gawd... I thought of Hussein Obama immediately when I read this.You...think that the Marine in the story was supposed to be a muslim? I...what?Dude, the "Hussein" thing isn't funny or controversial...it just makes you look kind of like an idiot. Just saying, in case the Ann Coulters of the world have made you think otherwise. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 You...think that the Marine in the story was supposed to be a muslim? I...what?Dude, the "Hussein" thing isn't funny or controversial...it just makes you look kind of like an idiot. Just saying, in case the Ann Coulters of the world have made you think otherwise.Nooo... nothing to do with the Marine... what you said." The saddest part is that I'm sure there are a lot of people out there who actually believe it. I don't understand people"Hussein is his name.... Why does that make me look like an idiot to refer to a guy by his name? Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Hussein is his name.... Why does that make me look like an idiot to refer to a guy by his name?fwiw it makes you look even worse to pretend you don't know why. but back to this story, I think it is deep commentary on the psychological impact of war. i mean, how can we train these guys to shoot at everything that moves and then expect them to sit peacefully in a classroom and listen to beliefs that differ from their own? Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Hussein is his name.... Why does that make me look like an idiot to refer to a guy by his name?does that kind of argument work on the retards you know in real life? Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 does that kind of argument work on the retards you know in real life?Wow that was a good one... got me there.All the Bush haters referred to him as "W" but if you call Obama "Hussein".... you're an idiot.That's funny. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 fwiw it makes you look even worse to pretend you don't know why. but back to this story, I think it is deep commentary on the psychological impact of war. i mean, how can we train these guys to shoot at everything that moves and then expect them to sit peacefully in a classroom and listen to beliefs that differ from their own?fwiw.... you obviously never served.To imply that soldiers are nothing more than trained killers and can not distinguish between facing an enemy in war and behaving properly in public settings makes you look pretty bad, sir. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Wow that was a good one... got me there.All the Bush haters referred to him as "W" but if you call Obama "Hussein".... you're an idiot.That's funny. fwiw.... you obviously never served.To imply that soldiers are nothing more than trained killers and can not distinguish between facing an enemy in war and behaving properly in public settings makes you look pretty bad, sir.you've got to be playing dumb here. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 you've got to be playing dumb here.I don't do e-fights anymore.... is that seriously your response?You're too easy. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 I don't do e-fights anymore.... is that seriously your response?You're too easy.unfortunately I don't do e-fights either. hollywood, I was being sarcastic about the psychological impact of war. it was a joke. you kinda ruined the joke by making me say that, though.i really have a hard time believing you don't see the difference between calling bush 'W' and calling obama 'hussein'. please don't make me explain it? Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 unfortunately I don't do e-fights either. hollywood, I was being sarcastic about the psychological impact of war. it was a joke. you kinda ruined the joke by making me say that, though.i really have a hard time believing you don't see the difference between calling bush 'W' and calling obama 'hussein'. please don't make me explain it?Seriously...please do explain it.But don't just that people referred to him by "W" to distinguish him from his dad. Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Wow that was a good one... got me there.All the Bush haters referred to him as "W" but if you call Obama "Hussein".... you're an idiot.That's funny.people called Bush W because his father has the same name and he's not a juniorthey call Obama Hussein because they want to imply he's related to Saddamif you don't know that you're stupider than the silly story that started this threadbtw - why didn't God look after Pat Tillman? Maybe he's not so omnipotant Link to post Share on other sites
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