Bonzium 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 SInce I've been told I am not "participating" in the forum enough to be able to play in a $110 wsop seat qualifier I guess we'll consider this me starting to be "recoginized" around here so perhaps one day I can be allowed into the club. First person who can tell me how the man got out of the elephant's stomach will get $11 shipped to them for the 200k tourney on Stars starting at 3:30est...I must "recognize" this person.Enjoy Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 He ****ed his way out through the gall bladder. <insert obscure Andy Warhol reference here> Link to post Share on other sites
Bonzium 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Author Share Posted January 25, 2009 haha funny but no Link to post Share on other sites
bbgun 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 1. He climbed out through the trunk2. He shot said elephant and cut off the tusks3. He sold the tusks on the black market for huge $$$4. Strippers and blow5. ??? Link to post Share on other sites
MadKennedy420 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 You run around and around and around until you are "all pooped out". Link to post Share on other sites
yahaw 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 He ran and ran till he got pooped out. dont want a stake btw. Link to post Share on other sites
yahaw 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 You run around and around and around until you are "all pooped out".damn , beat me to it lol Link to post Share on other sites
Bonzium 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Author Share Posted January 25, 2009 You run around and around and around until you are "all pooped out".Very nice....need your account name. Terms will be 50/50 split no stakeback.Enjoy and good luck sir...for the both of us. Link to post Share on other sites
MadKennedy420 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I have a 3 year old daughter and that is as Andrew Dice Clay as i can get around here. Link to post Share on other sites
MadKennedy420 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Very nice....need your account name. Terms will be 50/50 split no stakeback.Enjoy and good luck sir...for the both of us.Madkennedy (wilmington) Link to post Share on other sites
Bonedust 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 the elephant jizzed and the man came out with it?? Link to post Share on other sites
Bonzium 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Author Share Posted January 25, 2009 Madkennedy (wilmington)shipped awaiting approval Link to post Share on other sites
MadKennedy420 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 shipped awaiting approvalhow do you usually deposit on ps? Link to post Share on other sites
Bonzium 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Author Share Posted January 25, 2009 visa last time i did i think Link to post Share on other sites
MadKennedy420 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 visa last time i did i thinki try my visa and it doesnt work.is there a place where i could take cash and deposit in the usa, like moneygram or someplace.recieved the 11 Link to post Share on other sites
bbgun 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 i try my visa and it doesnt work.is there a place where i could take cash and deposit in the usa, like moneygram or someplace.recieved the 11Western Union is listed on the deposit options... Link to post Share on other sites
MadKennedy420 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 registered in tournament 134680583 Link to post Share on other sites
MadKennedy420 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Western Union is listed on the deposit options...you ever tried it? Link to post Share on other sites
bbgun 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 you ever tried it?Nope. Link to post Share on other sites
Ko8e34 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 you ever tried it?Moneygram is also an option. Ive used it twice worked fine for me. Link to post Share on other sites
CrookedLink 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Moneygram is also an option. Ive used it twice worked fine for me.nope pretty sure moneygram is no longer an option.sucks cause that was my #1 way to deposit. Link to post Share on other sites
Ko8e34 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 nope pretty sure moneygram is no longer an option.sucks cause that was my #1 way to deposit.i stand corrected. that said i use echecks every time now. Link to post Share on other sites
MadKennedy420 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 PokerStars Game #24269871689: Tournament #134680583, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2009/01/25 15:43:09 ETTable '134680583 620' 9-max Seat #6 is the buttonSeat 1: hothandsAA#1 (2860 in chips) Seat 2: jonab07 (3700 in chips) Seat 3: wilsonlogic (3020 in chips) Seat 4: alnak1 (2250 in chips) Seat 6: Madkennedy (2970 in chips) Seat 7: Bebz'28 (2840 in chips) Seat 8: magaresco (2840 in chips) Seat 9: LakeofSpades (3520 in chips) Bebz'28: posts small blind 10magaresco: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Madkennedy [As Kc]LakeofSpades: folds hothandsAA#1: folds jonab07: calls 20wilsonlogic: folds alnak1: calls 20Madkennedy: raises 79 to 99Bebz'28: calls 89magaresco: folds jonab07: folds alnak1: calls 79*** FLOP *** [Js 4h Ts]Bebz'28: checks alnak1: checks Madkennedy: bets 179Bebz'28: calls 179alnak1: calls 179*** TURN *** [Js 4h Ts] [Th]Bebz'28: bets 160alnak1: calls 160Madkennedy: calls 160*** RIVER *** [Js 4h Ts Th] [Jh]Bebz'28: checks alnak1: checks Madkennedy: bets 229Bebz'28: folds alnak1: folds Uncalled bet (229) returned to MadkennedyMadkennedy collected 1354 from potMadkennedy: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY ***Total pot 1354 | Rake 0 Board [Js 4h Ts Th Jh]Seat 1: hothandsAA#1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: jonab07 folded before FlopSeat 3: wilsonlogic folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: alnak1 folded on the RiverSeat 6: Madkennedy (button) collected (1354)Seat 7: Bebz'28 (small blind) folded on the RiverSeat 8: magaresco (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 9: LakeofSpades folded before Flop (didn't bet)PokerStars Game #24269923585: Tournament #134680583, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2009/01/25 15:44:33 ETTable '134680583 620' 9-max Seat #7 is the buttonSeat 1: hothandsAA#1 (2860 in chips) Seat 2: jonab07 (3680 in chips) Seat 3: wilsonlogic (3020 in chips) Seat 4: alnak1 (1812 in chips) Seat 6: Madkennedy (3886 in chips) Seat 7: Bebz'28 (2402 in chips) Seat 8: magaresco (2820 in chips) Seat 9: LakeofSpades (3520 in chips) magaresco: posts small blind 15LakeofSpades: posts big blind 30*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Madkennedy [Qh Kc]hothandsAA#1: folds jonab07: folds wilsonlogic: folds alnak1: folds Madkennedy: raises 49 to 79Bebz'28: folds magaresco: folds LakeofSpades said, "lol"LakeofSpades said, "strange raise"LakeofSpades: calls 49*** FLOP *** [Ah Ts 7s]LakeofSpades: checks Madkennedy: bets 99LakeofSpades: calls 99*** TURN *** [Ah Ts 7s] [2c]LakeofSpades: checks Madkennedy: checks *** RIVER *** [Ah Ts 7s 2c] [Jd]LakeofSpades: bets 270Madkennedy: raises 3438 to 3708 and is all-inLakeofSpades: folds Uncalled bet (3438) returned to MadkennedyMadkennedy collected 911 from potMadkennedy: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY ***Total pot 911 | Rake 0 Board [Ah Ts 7s 2c Jd]Seat 1: hothandsAA#1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: jonab07 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: wilsonlogic folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: alnak1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: Madkennedy collected (911)Seat 7: Bebz'28 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: magaresco (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 9: LakeofSpades (big blind) folded on the RiverPokerStars Game #24269981882: Tournament #134680583, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2009/01/25 15:46:07 ETTable '134680583 620' 9-max Seat #8 is the buttonSeat 1: hothandsAA#1 (2860 in chips) Seat 2: jonab07 (3680 in chips) Seat 3: wilsonlogic (3020 in chips) Seat 4: alnak1 (1812 in chips) Seat 6: Madkennedy (4349 in chips) Seat 7: Bebz'28 (2402 in chips) Seat 8: magaresco (2805 in chips) Seat 9: LakeofSpades (3072 in chips) LakeofSpades: posts small blind 15hothandsAA#1: posts big blind 30*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Madkennedy [Ad As]Madkennedy said, "like that one"Madkennedy said, "?"jonab07: calls 30wilsonlogic: calls 30Madkennedy said, "loled?"alnak1: calls 30Madkennedy: raises 369 to 399Bebz'28: folds magaresco: folds LakeofSpades: folds hothandsAA#1: calls 369jonab07: folds wilsonlogic: folds alnak1: calls 369*** FLOP *** [Jd 9d Qs]hothandsAA#1: checks alnak1: checks Madkennedy: bets 599hothandsAA#1: calls 599alnak1: raises 814 to 1413 and is all-inMadkennedy: raises 814 to 2227hothandsAA#1: raises 234 to 2461 and is all-inMadkennedy: calls 234*** TURN *** [Jd 9d Qs] [Ah]*** RIVER *** [Jd 9d Qs Ah] [Tc]*** SHOW DOWN ***hothandsAA#1: shows [Ac Qc] (two pair, Aces and Queens)Madkennedy: shows [Ad As] (three of a kind, Aces)Madkennedy collected 2096 from side potalnak1: shows [8d Kd] (a straight, Ten to Ace)alnak1 collected 5511 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 7607 Main pot 5511. Side pot 2096. | Rake 0 Board [Jd 9d Qs Ah Tc]Seat 1: hothandsAA#1 (big blind) showed [Ac Qc] and lost with two pair, Aces and QueensSeat 2: jonab07 folded before FlopSeat 3: wilsonlogic folded before FlopSeat 4: alnak1 showed [8d Kd] and won (5511) with a straight, Ten to AceSeat 6: Madkennedy showed [Ad As] and won (2096) with three of a kind, AcesSeat 7: Bebz'28 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: magaresco (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: LakeofSpades (small blind) folded before Flopbored, so i figured i would post a few hands from the donakment Link to post Share on other sites
Bonzium 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Author Share Posted January 25, 2009 Keep hammering away my horsie! Link to post Share on other sites
MadKennedy420 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Keep hammering away my horsie!you in, ps name? Link to post Share on other sites
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