nutzbuster 7 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Don't forget there, they're and their, as well as its and it's.I blame the general poor use of grammar in online forums on the education system in the United States. Over there, they're their own worst enemies.wat? Link to post Share on other sites
crowTrobot 2 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Shared a table and some interesting conversation with Richard Feynman (Nobel Prize Winning Physicist) at a stripper bar in Pasadena.so he was a famous quantum physicist and a dirty old pervert? my hero. Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 -Travelled independantly around 12 countries in the last 5 years-Had sex with a pole dancer and not had to payThat's all I can think of atm.. Then what was the point of traveling around 12 different countries?Flown in the GoodYear blimpawesome Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Michael Jackson came to my house when I was very young.The largest Jehovas Witness temple/church was located in a suburb of LA where I lived, and he had to go door to door I guess. He was wearing a disguise of sorts, but a limo and two body guards were following close behind.that had to been quite a thriller...ok, even I cringed at how bad that one was... Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 As an IUP grad this is offensive, and true.poor man.- never smoked anything- never been drunk (stomach can't take much alcohol)- never played poker for real money- had sex with only one woman (married first girlfriend at young age never cheated)somebody kill meYou seem to have led the most boring life of any human being on the planet.Am undefeated against RDog.That must put me in the top 1%, right?(obv RDog brag post)lol Link to post Share on other sites
Potomophobia 17 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Flown in the GoodYear blimpThat must have been awesome. Especially for a balloon guy!Cool. Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 <---also has pilot's licence<------ too chicken to get his pilots license... Link to post Share on other sites
Potomophobia 17 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 so he was a famous quantum physicist and a dirty old pervert? my hero.LOL......Yeah, nowhere near as influential or upstanding as the overpaid, undereducated thugs in your avatar. Link to post Share on other sites
Merby 3 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 wat?I just wanted to construct a sentence that used the three words "...there they're their..." consecutively. Link to post Share on other sites
Yoda 1 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 FCP combined is like homer simpson. We've pretty much done everything. Link to post Share on other sites
crowTrobot 2 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Yeah, nowhere near as influential or upstanding as the overpaid, undereducated thugs in your avatar.that's a confusing thing to say, unless you mean NBA players in general. otherwise roy and aldridge aren'tvery influential except in the portland area, are still on rookie scale and not close to overpaid (yet), and byNBA standards are saints. roy even has 4 years of college : ) Link to post Share on other sites
crowTrobot 2 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 FCP combined is like homer simpson. We've pretty much done everything.haven't seen anyone claim to have been shot by a cannon yet. Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 haven't seen anyone claim to have been shot by a cannon yet.when I was younger I could shoot like a cannon...does that count? Link to post Share on other sites
Potomophobia 17 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 that's a confusing thing to sayI rest my case. Link to post Share on other sites
Potomophobia 17 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 when I was younger I could shoot like a cannon...does that count?Viva VIAGRA! Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 when I was younger I could shoot like a cannon...does that count?were you ever young you old thing Link to post Share on other sites
Dratj 0 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Had sex with a stripper...she said i should be in porn because lets say I can do it often. This continued for about a month sometimes with 2 or 3 of her friends. Will never happen again...that month kinda ruined me. I should mention Im really ugly and fat....I was shocked even to get the first stripper...after that god must have felt sorry for me. I hate my life now.wow that's awesome. what happened to make it stop?- never smoked anything- never been drunk (stomach can't take much alcohol)- never played poker for real money- had sex with only one woman (married first girlfriend at young age never cheated)somebody kill mewow. that's just unbelievable. Link to post Share on other sites
Pack149 0 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Up to 14 game unbeaten streak in beer pong. This streak will extend until a worthy opponent will present himself/herself Link to post Share on other sites
Potomophobia 17 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 that's a confusing thing to say, unless you mean NBA players in general. otherwise roy and aldridge aren'tvery influential except in the portland area, are still on rookie scale and not close to overpaid (yet), and byNBA standards are saints. roy even has 4 years of college : )Sorry, just had to add this.Funny how the only capital letters in your post were NBA.Yeah...... you're an inspiration for generations. Link to post Share on other sites
SCYUKON 0 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Flown in the GoodYear blimpBeen called a Goodyear blimp20 years and 100 lbs ago had fun for a month with a stripper and did not have to pay either (OK - maybe the odd pizza... but that is all) Link to post Share on other sites
coug2828 8 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 20 years and 100 lbs ago had fun for a month with a stripper and did not have to pay either (OK - maybe the odd pizza... but that is all)strippers in the yukon? sounds interesting. eskimo's are hot Link to post Share on other sites
SCYUKON 0 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 strippers in the yukon? sounds interesting. eskimo's are hotLOL - I wish! Drove an old beatup 81 Cutlass Supreme back then! Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Gave birth (with an epidural is way better than without)Almost got kicked out of jesuit college for giving birth control lectures on campusDelivered a babyPronounced someone deadIn the never smoked pot club here at FCP (I was surprised how many people here haven't)Flew from Miami to Key West with the Coral Reefer Band to a parrothead conventionMet my spouse at jury dutyBeen pronounced permanently disabled by the same doctor who infamously pronounced a Boston firefighter permanently disabled, then the doctor was disgraced when the firefighter went on to place 8th in a national bodybuilding competition. Link to post Share on other sites
Derswick 0 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Took former MSNBC anchor woman Ashley Banfield as my date to our graduation Formal from University.Hung out with Tragically Hip numerous times when they were our bar band. Link to post Share on other sites
mentallyretardedpear 0 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Gave birth (with an epidural is way better than without)Almost got kicked out of jesuit college for giving birth control lectures on campusDelivered a babyPronounced someone deadIn the never smoked pot club here at FCP (I was surprised how many people here haven't)Flew from Miami to Key West with the Coral Reefer Band to a parrothead conventionMet my spouse at jury dutyBeen pronounced permanently disabled by the same doctor who infamously pronounced a Boston firefighter permanently disabled, then the doctor was disgraced when the firefighter went on to place 8th in a national bodybuilding competition.cue dead baby jokes?-had family members in both the pentagon and tower 2 on september 11. Both fine Link to post Share on other sites
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