Gallo 1 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 then get me a taco and nap in my front yard.You want a beef taco or a pollo loco taco? Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Gallo and Checky: things 99% of FCP hasn't done, each other. Link to post Share on other sites
checkymcfold 0 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Gallo and Checky: things 99% of FCP hasn't done, each other.maybe if he starts bathing and gets me that ****ign taco. Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Got made fun of by Patrick RoyAwesome Link to post Share on other sites
Pack149 0 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 A couple more-Got a private tour of the Pentagon. This was pre 9-11, no way this would happen today.-Passed two kidney stones without medicine. I really hope no one else has ever experienced this. BY FAR, the most painful thing that has ever happen to me. I wouldnt wish this on my worst enemies.-Broke the growth plate in my left knee playing soccer. Most painful sports injury I have ever had.-Made every single regular season NC State football game this year. Link to post Share on other sites
FARGOpokerND 22 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Walked 3 miles to and from work every day.FT'd my first live LO8 tourney playing crap like 8654o.Worked in a casino cage on the Las Vegas Strip.Converted a 5-7-10 split in bowling... twice.Drove past two tornadoes in the span of 24 hours during a cross country trip.Written a daily baseball column.You're a wussy for even leaving it :PI last left it when I was 14 (and covered it) Link to post Share on other sites
cardcore 0 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 - Snorted wasabi- Snorted pepper Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,353 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 I once, in the bowling thread in the Sports-general off topic forum, lied about bowling a 300 game and a 800 series, for absolutely no reason at all. The truth is, I hate bowling like the plague, and I doubt I've ever broke 120. Link to post Share on other sites
checkymcfold 0 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 I once, in the bowling thread in the Sports-general off topic forum, lied about bowling a 300 game and a 800 series, for absolutely no reason at all. The truth is, I hate bowling like the plague, and I doubt I've ever broke 120.LOL Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,353 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 LOLYou think that's funny, here are the posts... I did this 100 percent to amuse myself, and for no other reason. Every post is a complete lie300 is my high game.. obv brag. Had an 800 series that day too ( man I was hot). My average topped out at 208 but I haven't bowled in a league in a few years. Got burnt out. It's like I hit this wall, were I wasn't quite good enough to hustle make serious money ( there's a lot of bowling action in the Pac NW, strangely enough, if you know where to go) but I was too good to be a social bowler, if that makes sense. well, I'm more talking about heads up games between me and another guy. That's where the real action is at. I know the movie king pin ridicules it, but there seriously are people who bet big time money on bowling. I was just never consistent enough. I had an extremely high variance in my games, so It was hard to handicap me. The key to being a good hustler is being able to A) bowl extreme consistantly.. it's not so important how high you score, but to be able to repeat that score B ) to convince people to give you a higher handicap than you deserve ( thus where the edge is created) and C) being to shoot what ever you want. YOu never what to beat a guy's ass, you want to beat him by just enough to win the money, but that's it. It's an art, really, and I wasn't good enough to practice it.The 300 game/800 series is one of the weirdest things to happen to me. It was actually a few years before I hit my "peak" average. I just had a freakishly good after noon. I actually hit 23 strikes in a row, over the course of three games. I remember thinking in the 6th frame of the second game ( the second was my 300 game), when I had hit 12 strikes in a row, that it was such a damn shame I hadn't started off the day like that. By the 8th frame my team had stopped talking to me and by the 9th the whole league was milling around for me. The entire alley stopped during my 10 frame, everyone was watching me. It was really, really weird. The whole day, not only did I never have an open frame, I never had to pick up more than 1 pin! Not one split, not one multi pin pick up. The only pin I left all day was either the 7 or the 10. it was so, so strange. It was pretty much the only time in my competitive sports life that I was " in the zone" I felt like the bishop from caddyshack. Being a little drunk is a prereq. of bowling good. The key is to get to a nice equilibrium. I don't bowl great stone cold sober, and I bowl terrible when I'm really drunk (it's rare for me to be really drunk, however, since I am a large guy and never drink that many drinks to get that drunk). The key is getting a little drunk, a little buzzed. Not so drunk that it effects your hand/eye severely, but with a nice enough buzz that you don't get nervous or get the yips, and you can bowl a nice, relaxed, easy game. Plus, bowling is a social game, and basically a drinking game, so it's all part of the atmosphere. I think since I cut down on my drinking that it had alot to do with me quitting bowling, actually. Bowling alleys are basically really large bars, and I frankly needed to cut back on my drinking, and going to a place filled with functional alcoholics really didn't appeal to me. Bowled for the first time in ages last night. Bowled a 145, 169, and a 156. Boy, am I rusty. I needed to be drunk, obv. Link to post Share on other sites
no not baxter 0 Posted January 6, 2009 Author Share Posted January 6, 2009 saw someone mention playing tons of top 100 golf courses but dont feel like going back to find out who it was......what are some of ur favorites??ive played all of the top 100 courses in ireland and scotland (plus some in the US)also, i forgot to mention i got my hole in one when i was around 6 ya i know sick brag Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan 1 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 yea, your dad or whoever was with ya, def lied to you Link to post Share on other sites
KHSPoker21 0 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 - Successfully grinded $0.01/$0.02 NLHE to $100NL in 9 months w/ proper bankroll mngmt- Got dumped on Christmas- Got arrested for theft a few years ago (was 17) and got my life turned around shipitholl@- Lost my virginity at 15- I pay my rent w/ poker- Routinely snuck into Hard Rock at age 16- Was leading goal scorer on my soccer team- Got a drunken Tremomey's mastercard # at midnight and booked him a flight to Tampa w/ me to go to World Series game 1 last year- Snuck onto Raymond James field and got kicked out of freshman yr homecoming (we got back in cuz we're lucky )- I've never been to a strip club Link to post Share on other sites
checkymcfold 0 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 oh, here's another one, which always makes me feel dirty as hell:got my only hole in one ON A MULLIGAN because my buddy coughed during my backswing on the first shot and we were playing for money (he offered to let me hit again). the second shot took one hop and landed in the cup. Link to post Share on other sites
FARGOpokerND 22 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 You think that's funny, here are the posts... I did this 100 percent to amuse myself, and for no other reason. Every post is a complete lieI had no reason not to believe you Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,353 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 I had no reason not to believe you lol I know.. it was nothing personal.. I just wanted to see if I could bullsht my way into a Bowling story and make it believable. I'm pretty sure marijuana was involved in the first post I made. Link to post Share on other sites
Fphillips 0 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 I turned Winona Ryder down at a club in Austin TX back in 1998. Link to post Share on other sites
Jelly-Filled Ace 1 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Spooned mega G's with these guysWent to twelve straight Stones 1978 'Some Girls' concerts.Saw the Rocky Ho 167 times in a theater.Been in all 48.Found a human head (hair and all still on it) trolling a back road while we were out getting pie-eyed. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 - Toured a nuclear power station (pre 9/11, obviously)- Swam across Keuka Lake (one of the Finger Lakes)- Walked across Canandagua Lake in the dead of winter- Played hockey against an eventual NHL player (a #4 overall draft pick)- Piloted a Cessna- Spent the night on a WWII battleship- Got T-boned by a city bus and walked away with only a mild concussion- Got close enough to touch Lord Stanley's Cup, but chose not to- Attended a live game for each of the 4 major sports (NBA, MLB, NFL and NHL)- Spent several hours at a concert when I was 26 boozing up and making out with a hot girl, only to discover when I tried to take her home that she was only 16 and her parents were coming to pick her up- Played bass in a rock band for 3 years, recorded an independent album- Never drank alcohol until I was 21, never smoked pot until I was 25- Have never had a cigarette in my entire life- Lived 300 miles away from NYC my entire life, but I've never been there (other than the airport)- Fired a .50 caliber Desert Eagle Link to post Share on other sites
30 Handicap 0 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 - Test drove a brand new $106k M6 while Rdog was finishing the deal on his 335i. - I can make really smart people feel really stupid when playing me in Connect 4. - Have witnessed the Grand Canyon and the Ocean on the same day. - Saw B-2's take off while I was in Missouri.- Have not made a hole-in-one, but have shot in the 70's multiple times.- In little league, I was the winning pitcher of the championship game at each and every level of little league (and it was a good little league in Southern California).- Broke the growth plate in my elbow while pitching in a game during my freshman year of high school.- Right arm now has less of a reach than my left arm.- Was at Game 7 of the World Series in 2002. Link to post Share on other sites
SlapStick 0 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Done a healthy amount of mushrooms in Palenque Rain Forest.Took part in the Dublin City St. Patrick's Parade on ketamine. Link to post Share on other sites
yourboygsarida 0 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 birdied the first hole i played on the nicest course i've played (spyglass hill number #10) and played there and poppy hills for free at age 17.watched barry bonds break mcgwires home run record from the glorious seats of pac bell parkchilled inside the visiting dugout after a game at candlestick parkplayed pick up soccer with kids in switzerland, could only talk to one of them and that was in spanish.have some weird mental block when i score goals in soccer where i cannot remember what happens from right before the ball goes in the goal until like 5 seconds afterwards.had an ex gf get engaged 4 months after we broke up. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 I really can't think of anything interesting at the moment My sister was born about 16 months before me and I was born about 16 months before my brother. I have 20 bobbleheads (getting 6 more soon) and would like to have a huge collection of them I have been to 19 MLB stadiums (but they keep getting new ones, but I still went to old SD, STL, NYM, NYY) and hope to see all of them eventually I have a bunch of autographs including one from Scottie Pippen when he came to one of our local mattress stores When I worked at a pizza place I put every topping that we had on the pizza. It tasted great. I used to model in a few things and was in a Neiman Marcus catalog. We have about ten of them sitting in the closet I'll try to think of some interesting stuff. Man, I'm boring. Link to post Share on other sites
Steamed Rice 0 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 - Mooned an undercover cop, and got my ass whipped by him- Got hit on by a TV actress (Degrassi counts amirite?)- Jerked it in the Atlantic Ocean Link to post Share on other sites
_OutKicked_ 0 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 -Hole In One (I assume this no longer qualifies since 99% of the people on here apparently have as well)-Got a speeding ticket in a Ferrari F430 (also driven other Ferraris including a 360, Scudaria, and my fav a 599)-Have never broken a bone-Chopped a Royal Flush pot (online of course)-Had a mother-daughter 3 some at Mandalay Bay (both smoking hot) Link to post Share on other sites
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