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• Electrically stimulated my brain with transcranial magnetic stimulation. • Been on stage at Carnegie Hall during a concert ( as part of an entourage, didn't play )• Sat with the monks in this temple

- Won $50 on a scratch & win ticket- Met Les Stroud (survivorman)- Played basketball with Darren Dutchyshen (TSN Sportscenter)I just realized my life isn't that exciting.

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I spent a day and evening with Flavor Flav. I was about 15 feet away from him while he was shooting

commercial. Then went to the after shoot party with him on a yacht in Newport Beach.I've driven coast to coast across the United States (Maine to Southern California).I've lost 100 lbs.
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-Been to the MLB All-Star Home Run Derby-When Ryan Howard hit the "Hit it Here" sign to end it, I was sitting directly to the right of the guy who won. him|me. Sucked.-Know the Pens PA announcer personally-Public Address announcer for multiple college sports-Have broadcast several basketball games live over the internet.-Have done PA for a professional baseball team.-Have RDog's number

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-been to the olympics (Atlanta), was standing at the site of the bomb 30minutes before it went off-been to a bunch of World Cup/Qualifying soccer games -have spent a ton of time playing poker/chatting with Michael Phelps, did'nt know who he was for the first few weeks-close friend with an olympic boxer-been in 4 bar brawls, one where 3 friends got stabbed-5 concussions, none from fights-completed a doctoral degree-have numerous cross country records from when I was 12-18-been to the amazon-caught drunkingly jerking off to porn on my iphone this weekend-been in an earthquake and a hurricane

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I spent a day and evening with Flavor Flav. I was about 15 feet away from him while he was shooting
commercial. Then went to the after shoot party with him on a yacht in Newport Beach.I've driven coast to coast across the United States.I've lost 100 lbs.
2 of the 3 are cool.
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Jay Fiedler coached me for 3 days when I was a quarterback in 7th/8th grade, he's from my hometowni will give you a run for your money here as well :club:
lets hang out
There is a reason I use the term "Ocho" on a daily basis. It means the fourth number 2 of the day. Plus I am older than you guys, so I think I would win this hands down.
ahhaha
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Mine are mostly boring poker ones that everyone knows already....Had dinner with Daniel and TJ. (Ok, just dessert w/ TJ.)Played a $25k buyin.The $11k bar tab with Seth @ the Wynn.Waited on Derrek Lee, Ben Gordon and Bill Curtis. (Probably more that I just can't remember right now.)Have met S7S! lol.Was allowed in Chicago Bears training camp, including having eating in the cafeteria and whatnot w/ the players. (Back when Kramer was QB and we had Salaam at RB.)I'm probably forgetting some things.

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Was born in Indiana to non-second-cousin parents and actually turned out strikingly normal.Somehow got elected Homecoming King at a Big 10 school and got to walk out to mid-field with George Burns to sing the Alma Mater, crown and all.Cliff-jumped 6 stories in the Greek Isles. Naked. Twice. Suffered a cracked tailbone on the first jump that caused multiple horrendously gross and painful inflammations of the ass-ial area every year or two over the next 15 years.Lived in Amsterdam for 3 months...and only smoked pot 3 times (legally). Have never taken an "illegal" drug.Was one of the first 50 people to fly through JFK a couple days after 9/11--total Twilight Zone moment, being in an otherwise-empty JFK.Have been on CNN and ESPN, acted in several commercials and once hosted a cable TV show involving a million-dollar bus and some Grey Goose hotties barhopping to the best clubs in Chicago.Met my two favorite actors in person--asked for and got Mike Myers' autograph in a Paris subway, and got bumped by John Cusack sliding down a ladder at a club in L.A., who then apologized and introduced himself just long enough for me to say something stupid, which was something to the effect of, "Better Off Dead is my favorite movie of all time."FT'd my first two live tourneys ever at Binion's on the same day. Have won $ (and still have $) on 3 poker sites despite never having made a deposit. Am officially a "winning" poker player despite never "winning" anything larger than a 45-man SNG.And of course, per my sig, got dissed by DN in my only post to ever solicit a response from DN.

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I took 2nd in a razz tournament on Stars while simultaneously running a Saturday Night Whipped Cream & Chocolate show with a blonde and a redhead.Set list was:1. ) Black No. 1 (Little Miss Scare All) - Type O Negative2. ) Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm of the War Drums - A Perfect Circle3. ) Lick - JoiPretty confident I'm solo on this, so I'll claim the full 100%. :club:

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I have mastered the art of tantric masturbation.
I wouldn't say I've mastered it, but I'm no novice. I've had a few orgasms sans ejaculate via masterbation, without using mechanical means to stop the ejaculate
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- Survived a helicopter crash- Hovered in a helicopter above a wolverine with a fresh kill. It held its ground and was actually swatting at the helicopter.- Had a 12" diameter tree fall on my head and nearly kill me. (I was blind for a few days - this was scarier than the helicopter crash)- Stood without any other human companions in the center of a herd of approx. 200,000 caribou- Sat in the front row as Dion Phaneuf shattered the glass right in front of me- Worked security for Kim Mitchell (lol) and members of the WWE

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flown from chile to austrailia via antarctica in a 6 seater plane.punched a guy so hard he lost the use of his right arm.snorted coke with phil anselmo and jennifer connely on the same night.had a girl die while I was having sex with her.

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flown from chile to austrailia via antarctica in a 6 seater plane.punched a guy so hard he lost the use of his right arm.snorted coke with phil anselmo and jennifer connely on the same night.had a girl die while I was having sex with her.
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- Tried to scalp tickets to Pauly Shore who had a woman a foot taller than him on each arm.- Tipped a housecleaning woman $20 after I realized what condition we'd left the room in - one bed was shat in, the towels were covered in blood, and the bathroom was caked in vomit.- Gotten a blowjob from two trannys.- Have a tattoo on my dick.- Fingered a girl to the song Patience in the middle of a crowded club at a Guns N' Roses tribute band show.
I expected this list to be much longer, and I'm sure it could be.
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