Pokerstars Pwns Me

[RayPowers 0]

So, I get home yesterday to find what I shall call a chick and hen house party. My wifehas recently been laid off, and went back to school full time. In the mean time, she is enjoying the concept of house mom-ness, and is starting to hang out with all of the other housewives, which I affectionately( ?) call the hen house. When I got home there were four of the ladies and like 10 kids rampaging through my house. I did what any sane man would do, and fled to the office, locked it, and loaded me up a couple tables of the limit hold'em.I am running cold, simply not getting any cards, and the one decent hand I had was sucked out on, so I'm down just a little bit when I get pocket kings on one table and pocket jacks on the other. Yay! Time to make up some money! The pocket kings table is a speed table and the hand is done before preflop if even done on the pocket jacks table. The flop comes 46J rainbow and I silently thank the gods and hit bet. The table pauses on this guy who has timed out twice already and think nothing of it, but then I see "Checking Network Status...."MOTHER EFFOR I JUST GOT DISCONNECTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HAND! I attempt not to rage, as there are many children around to hear my cursing, and just pray for a quick reconnect, when suddenly "BOOP!" "Call" "Bet" "Fold." Holy crap! I'm in, and someone must have raised?!?!? RERAISE WITH TOP SET WOOO HOOO! CLICK!And then I notice..... I no longer have JJ. That hand is over. Its next hand, and I just three bet preflop with, I kid you not, this is not for exaggeration. .. 72o.

[Tehtoe 3]

wp

[outsider13 0]

Just fold preflop next time

[fighter 4]

I thought the story was going to be about one of the kids knocking over the internet. I guess this is more entertaining

[therescav 0]

[Acekob 0]

-Mike Matusow voice- This is the internet son!

[theinvestor 0]

I think they should be suited if you are going to raise with them pre flop

[NoSup4U 0]

Obv leveling your table image, well played.Mark

[jmbreslin 0]

Very disappointing, the first few sentences sounded like a scene from a porno. I thought there was going to be some orgy action. All downhill from there.

[bigcoled 1]

Very disappointing, the first few sentences sounded like a scene from a porno. I thought there was going to be some orgy action. All downhill from there.

[SCYUKON 0]

Chit - just got pwned by Stars (actually it was a power outage but blaming stars) then by Vista as I was typing up my rant about getting pwned.Was 10/20 in a 180 man tourney on stars, and had 5k nearing the end of the rebuy period in the nightly stars 11 rebuy. Out goes the power, out goes stars (laptop stayed on).Still managed to place 14th in 180 man tourney (would be neat to have someone start a FT thread while the player was sitting out), not so good in the 11 rebuy.Then when typing up message, friggin Vista auto shutdown to do an update kicks in and shuts off computer. Vista can die, thinking about getting my first mac in 20 years because of vista. Vista sucks so bad - updated every 2nd day.Double pwns bite.