Eddie Murphy Is Going To Be The Riddler

[YonYonson 156]

I say Philip Seymour Hoffman as the Penguin. Not a campy penguin, but an incredibly malicious and evil guy who happens to call himself the penguin but doesn't actually shoot missiles from his umbrella or whatever.

After the first two I give my complete and total trust to Chris Nolan. If he makes a third one, he'll do it well, because thats what he does.

[Balloon guy 158]

I say Philip Seymour Hoffman as the Penguin. Not a campy penguin, but an incredibly malicious and evil guy who happens to call himself the penguin but doesn't actually shoot missiles from his umbrella or whatever.

That's what MADE him the penguin...that and eating mackeral raw and whole

[Jeepster80125 0]

from filmdrunk.Let me preface this story by saying that by all credible accounts, Chris Nolan still hasn’t officially signed on for a Dark Knight sequel, so all casting rumors at this stage could only turn out to be true by sheer coincidence. Now that that’s out of the way, let’s all bask in the glow of The Sun, who truly deserve a Pulitzer in unapologetic bullshitting.

FUNNYMAN EDDIE MURPHY will play The Riddler in the next Batman movie, The Sun can reveal. The Beverly Hills Cop star, 47, has been signed up by British director CHRISTOPHER NOLAN to reprise the role played by JIM CARREY in 1995’s Batman Forever. The surprise move follows speculation linking Pirates of the Caribbean star JOHNNY DEPP to the part.

They don’t even use “may” or “an insider tells us.” They’re just that sure.

The film, set for a 2010 release, is being developed under the working title Gotham. Execs have also signed up rising Transformers star SHIA LABEOUF, 22, to play Robin. CHRISTIAN BALE will return as Bruce Wayne, while MICHAEL CAINE will again play Bruce’s assistant Alfred. Meanwhile, Brit RACHEL WEISZ is said to be up for the Catwoman role. Insiders also revealed to The Sun the flick will end on a cliffhanger over whether Batman survives a blast at Wayne Towers.

…And in the FOURTH SCENE, sources say ROBOCOP RIDING A UNICORN will face an epic battle with the PATRICK SWAYZE CENTAUR. Simply breathtaking. The depth and breadth of their fake knowledge knows no bounds. Do you think there’s a meeting where they decide how many made up facts to use? Also, they once again use an obviously photoshopped picture to accompany the story, but if you try to right-click and save it, you get a copyright no-use-without-permission notice. Really? You’re claiming a copyright on Eddie Murphy with white hands? I can’t decide whether to be insulted or to admire them for their balls. Let’s go with insulted. Last time I tried to admire a guy’s balls he misinterpreted it and was really just unpleasant about the whole thing.

[Governator 54]

I loved how they introduced two face in dark knight & batman in batman begins. It would be pretty weak if riddler, penguin & robin just appear without a solid story behind them. It would have to be a 4hr+ movie. Also, having to listen to eddie murphy for that long I might just have to shoot myself.

[El Guapo 8]

It was a misprint, it was actually supposed to be Charlie Murphy:

[speedz99 145]

I saw Charlie Murphy do stand up. It was ok.

I say Philip Seymour Hoffman as the Penguin. Not a campy penguin, but an incredibly malicious and evil guy who happens to call himself the penguin but doesn't actually shoot missiles from his umbrella or whatever.

A real conversation I had with my roommate (Z).Me: Ledger was fuckin awesome.Z: Way better than Nickleson.Me: Maybe not way better, because it was pretty different, but definitely better.Z: Who played the other Joker?Me: What?Z: You know, the short fat Joker.pauseMe: Did he look like a penguin?Z: Yeah!Me: You mean the Penguin?Z: What?Maybe you had to be there.

[El Guapo 8]

Maybe you had to be there.

No. I laughed.

[showstopper24 0]

I read about this and Shia as Robin and the odds of this happening are about as good as me saying that Jack Bauer sucks. It's just not going to happen.

[El Guapo 8]

Jack Bauer sucks.

I never thought I would see the day.

[donk4life 34]

Eddie is going to put on his glittery shoes!

[runthemover 39]

Spiderman is the most overrated of the comic book movie serieses. The coolest parts involved Bruce Campbell.

[BigDMcGee 3,352]

A black riddler? "Execs have also signed up rising Transformers star SHIA LABEOUF, 22, to play Robin. "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. Good lord adding Robin to the movies will destroy the franchise.

I disagree. The homosexual sidekick is pretty much the part shia was born to play.

[brvheart 1,752]

I disagree. The homosexual sidekick is pretty much the part shia was born to play.

I don't think anyone would disagree with this....

[SuitedAces21 2,722]

fuck you haters.

[SlapStick 0]

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news08/081218e.php

[fleung22 1]

I never thought I would see the day.

you beat me to it

[pokerinc 0]

You know who should play the Joker... this guy.

He should be Solomon Grundy.