ChuckNorr!s 0 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 "If you think I'm sexy, common baby let me know", so the words from Rod Stewart's song.Well there is this WPT Babe that I'm attracted to, no I'm not talking about Shana Hiatt or Mike Sexton, I'm talking about Ms.Linda Johnson.There are three things that I look at when I'm watching her.First is her dress, I like seeing Linda wearing low cut dresses that would reveal her cleavage, I get so excited when I see her giant melons.Second is when she remove her eyeglasses and insert the temple part into her mouth, wow, just wow.And lastly is when she again open her mouth and say's, "Shuffle up and deal", that's when I just cant control my self anymore, I just want to whip out my third leg, you know what I mean.Speaking of WPT, yall know that you'll hear a lot of WPT when you're near Chuck Norris, coz that's the sound of his kick, punch and falling bodies. Wak, Pak & TakBelow is her picture,http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Johnson ------------------------------------------------------hey if I made smile then maybe you can ship me some change at my pokerstars account, nick="kobenator", thanks. Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 wow... you don't give up... hasn't this thread been locked twice already?How are you not banned yet? lolLamest joke account ever imooh i get it.... its from your blog.... why don't you just tell everyone to read your blog instead of starting the same thread over and over? Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 ------------------------------------------------------hey if I made smile then maybe you can ship me some change at my pokerstars account, nick="kobenator", thanks.WTF is this?? You moron. Link to post Share on other sites
ChuckNorr!s 0 Posted November 18, 2008 Author Share Posted November 18, 2008 WTF is this?? You moron.at least I'm not scammming like canadian83, he's the moron not me, I'm basically just asking for change, as simple as that, not hard to understand mate. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,353 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 WTF is this?? You moron.Listen, the guy's just trying to earn a living. It's not like he's scamming people, or begging. He gives us funny stories we can all enjoy, and if we want to support him, we can. He's like the internet version of that black guy on trombone playing "when the saints go marching in" when you go to a football game. You don't have to give that guy a thing for entertaining you, but if you do, god bless you. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 post a pic of you on your knees with a sign that says "grocery_mony is my master" and I will ship you $20 on stars Link to post Share on other sites
colonel Feathers 5 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 "If you think I'm sexy, common baby let me know", so the words from Rod Stewart's song.Well there is this WPT Babe that I'm attracted to, no I'm not talking about Shana Hiatt or Mike Sexton, I'm talking about Ms.Linda Johnson.There are three things that I look at when I'm watching her.First is her dress, I like seeing Linda wearing low cut dresses that would reveal her cleavage, I get so excited when I see her giant melons.Second is when she remove her eyeglasses and insert the temple part into her mouth, wow, just wow.And lastly is when she again open her mouth and say's, "Shuffle up and deal", that's when I just cant control my self anymore, I just want to whip out my third leg, you know what I mean.Speaking of WPT, yall know that you'll hear a lot of WPT when you're near Chuck Norris, coz that's the sound of his kick, punch and falling bodies. Wak, Pak & TakBelow is her picture,http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Johnson ------------------------------------------------------hey if I made smile then maybe you can ship me some change at my pokerstars account, nick="kobenator", thanks. Finally, someone with taste is posting here. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 post a pic of you on your knees with a sign that says "grocery_mony is my master" and I will ship you $20 on starsI'll do it for $10 Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 you know, I can't put my finger on it, but this chuck norris guy's got it! good stuff man. Link to post Share on other sites
ChuckNorr!s 0 Posted November 19, 2008 Author Share Posted November 19, 2008 post a pic of you on your knees with a sign that says "grocery_mony is my master" and I will ship you $20 on starsAs you wish Master, I've added you to my sig Master. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 you know, I can't put my finger on it, but this chuck norris guy's got it! good stuff man.I don't know what IT is, but he has ITAs you wish Master, I've added you to my sig Master.umm, it has to be a current pic of YOU, on your knees, holding a hand made sign.I will ship you $43.50 if you get a pic of yourself on all fours with a purple dildo inserted in your anus halfway, holding a sign that reads "I wish Ron_Mexico was inside of me instead of this purple dildo, because I could really use some of his man meat right now." don't forget the underscore between Ron and Mexico, otherwise no deal. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I don't know what IT is, but he has ITumm, it has to be a current pic of YOU, on your knees, holding a hand made sign.I will ship you $43.50 if you get a pic of yourself on all fours with a purple dildo inserted in your anus halfway, holding a sign that reads "I wish Ron_Mexico was inside of me instead of this purple dildo, because I could really use some of his man meat right now." don't forget the underscore between Ron and Mexico, otherwise no deal.Shit I would do it myself but my dildo is black Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I will ship you $43.50 if you get a pic of yourself on all fours with a purple dildo inserted in your anus halfway, holding a sign that reads "I wish Ron_Mexico was inside of me instead of this purple dildo, because I could really use some of his man meat right now."does it have to be a new picture? Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 post a pic of you on your knees with a sign that says "grocery_mony is my master" and I will ship you $20 on stars I'll do it for $10I pray to jc himself that this will happenand op Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I don't know what IT is, but he has ITumm, it has to be a current pic of YOU, on your knees, holding a hand made sign.I will ship you $43.50 if you get a pic of yourself on all fours with a purple dildo inserted in your anus halfway, holding a sign that reads "I wish Ron_Mexico was inside of me instead of this purple dildo, because I could really use some of his man meat right now." don't forget the underscore between Ron and Mexico, otherwise no deal.ooooops Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I pray to jc himself that this will happenand opIt could...I'll do one with your name for $15 Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 That offer is still on the table. To anyone now but only the first person to do it. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 That offer is still on the table. To anyone now but only the first person to do it.Hang onI misspelled it Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 hi Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 That offer is still on the table. To anyone now but only the first person to do it. Ship it Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Ship itLOL. sn on stars? Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 LOL. sn on stars?Screen name is : APimpNameSlickBack Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Ship itsweetnow me!but make it say..."Chrozzo is my bitch lover!" Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 sweetnow me!but make it say..."Chrozzo is my bitch lover!"He paid $20...That will cost you $40, a pizza, and a case of Tooths Stout. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 He paid $20...That will cost you $40, a pizza, and a case of Tooths Stout.hmmm....seems kinda steep for me being your bitch lover and allcan i work it off over time? Link to post Share on other sites
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