ChuckNorr!s 0 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 I was playing NL online last night with 2 female poker players, they were talking about life in general, then suddenly the other other lady shared that she is breast feeding while playing. I was cool with that but not this kid who said, "Yuck, that's disgusting, we didn't need to know that". these two female players became Angry Vaginas alternately berating the kid until the poor kid left, I just kept quite which is unusual, I normally like to take part on these kind of situations.Lots of good female poker players, Did you that Barbara Enright is the first female poker player who've reach the final table of the WSOP ME? Jennifer Tilly is not bad either, tiffany Michelle is the latest success story, she finished 17th on the last WSOP ME. KAthy Liebert is also an excellent poker player but many believes she's not a woman, apparently she's hanged like a horse.Vagina plays a big part in mainstream poker, you see Vaginas during the money presentation, Vaginas also interviews poker players, a certain Vagina named Phillida HEllmuth also said that she can dodge bullet, baby.Speaking of babies, Did yall know that not only did Chuck Norris punched his way out of his mother's womb, he also reached out for the scissor and cut his own umbilical cord?, now you know. Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 hehehehe...you said vagina Link to post Share on other sites
Piddle Duck 0 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Sorry but this was just plain unreadable. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Sorry but this was just plain fucking stupid.Yep. Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Chuck Norris' tears cures cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Scott Roland fails again. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 I'm gonna keep quite on this one. Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 I'm gonna keep quite on this one.Fine, I'll stay frank. Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Fine, I'll stay frank.Can I still be Garth? Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Didn't the original post end with you begging for money?dieplzthx Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Troll account is trolling. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 I thought it was hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Sorry but this was just plain unreadable.You can actually hear "Chuck Norris'" accent in that poor typing.Sounds a bit asian. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,353 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 I thought it was hilarious.I agree, and I'm not even kidding. Tough crowd these days. This guy is funnier than 95 perfcent of gen pop. I got you back, chuck. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Scott Roland fails again.That's not me, you idiot.You chose poorly Link to post Share on other sites
ChuckNorr!s 0 Posted November 14, 2008 Author Share Posted November 14, 2008 I agree, and I'm not even kidding. Tough crowd these days. This guy is funnier than 95 perfcent of gen pop. I got you back, chuck.thanks, maybe some of peeps here have a rough childhood that smiling is not an option anymore, maybe they played hide the salami with there greasy uncle when they were young. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 thanks, maybe some of peeps here have a rough childhood that smiling is not an option anymore, maybe they played hide the salami with there greasy uncle when they were young.well then have I got the book for them! Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Whoa, this is interesting! Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Whoa, this is interesting!the great thing about that is its true. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 the great thing about that is its true.OMG, I fuckin love Phil collins Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 OMG, I fuckin love Phil collinsyou, me, and 7 billion other people. Link to post Share on other sites
DinkDonk 1 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 I love this guy. And when I get back, I'm going to send him a nickel for each time I laughed during that post. Link to post Share on other sites
checkymcfold 0 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Chuck Norris' tears cures cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.you mean "too bad this incarnation of chuck norris is one of the worst fcp joke accounts in history." Link to post Share on other sites
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