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this is what happens when you drive a nice car. pigs looooove pulling over a beamer, they have alot more compassion for the decent dude in the 50$ hunk of trash.
Must not have black people in Toronto.
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Must not have black people in Toronto.
No there is plenty of everything in toronto. Being black isnt quite an offense yet. most of the cops arent white anyways. This is a pic of the local police cheif in toronto manjit.jpgnote the dagger the sikh is carrying.
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No there is plenty of everything in toronto. Being black isnt quite an offense yet. most of the cops arent white anyways. This is a pic of the local police cheif in toronto manjit.jpgnote the dagger the sikh is carrying.
Wow, for real?All I know is, driving a junker here doesn't get sympathy over here, lol.
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Wow, for real?All I know is, driving a junker here doesn't get sympathy over here, lol.
no i was joking lool but it is normal to see a street cop with a turban on. Something i doubt you see in the US. I was just trying to show that Toronto isn't really a racist place.Although i dont agree with cops being able to wear turbans. That ridiculous.and as for beaters as long as you have lights and mirrors, your ok. cops only make 40k a year here so they got issue with 20-38 year old guys whizzzing around in nice cars. i woudl assume it would be similar in the US no?
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no i was joking lool but it is normal to see a street cop with a turban on. Something i doubt you see in the US. I was just trying to show that Toronto isn't really a racist place.Although i dont agree with cops being able to wear turbans. That ridiculous.
No, I know, I think Toronto is actually kind of like a mini-chicago from what I've heard in terms of ethnicity. It was more of a canada joke than a toronto joke.
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No, I know, I think Toronto is actually kind of like a mini-chicago from what I've heard in terms of ethnicity. It was more of a canada joke than a toronto joke.
how many people live in chicago? toronto is around 4 mil give or take.
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AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus Christ. Seriously? That shit wouldn't fly here for a single second. There isn't a red-blooded American alive who wouldn't immediately open fire on/kick the shit out of any turban-wearer trying to "arrest" them. See, there's a reason you see that sort of nonsense in a wrist-flopping country like Canada but not here. Ragheads wouldn't even consider- for one single second- being a turban-wearing cop in a country like ours... Send Mr. Veejay Agnut Vishwanathan Singh to the South Side of Chicago to patrol- over/under on the number of bullet holes found in his charred corpse (once it was recovered from the river) would be set at 20... and they wouldn't even need a reason. The nigers would see that ****** and just start shooting without any questions, and ya know what?I'd be right there with 'em, passing out the ammo.
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COP: Old woman! FLUSHGARDEN: Man! COP: Man. Sorry. Do you know why I pulled you over? FLUSHGARDEN: I'm thirty-seven.COP: I-- what? FLUSHGARDEN: I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. COP: Well, I can't just call you 'Man'. FLUSHGARDEN: Well, you could say 'Flushgarden'. COP: Well, I didn't know you were called 'Flushgarden'. FLUSHGARDEN: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you? COP: I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but when I first pulled you over you looked-- FLUSHGARDEN: What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior! COP: Well, I am a Cop! FLUSHGARDEN: Oh, Cop, eh, very nice. And how d'you become that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the-- FLUSHESWIFE: Flushypooo, Can we just get out of here? Oh! How d'you do? COP: How do you do, good lady? I am Bob, Chief of Police. Your husband was not wearing his seat belt! FLUSHESWIFE: Chief of Police of who? COP: Newport Beach. FLUSHESWIFE: But we don't live in Newport beach! COP: Well, you are here now. FLUSHESWIFE: I didn't know Newport Beach had a Chief of Police. I thought it was an autonomous collective. FLUSHGARDEN: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship: a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes-- FLUSHESWIFE: Oh, there you go bringing class into it again. FLUSHGARDEN: That's what it's all about. If only people would hear of-- COP: Please! Please, good people. I am in haste. Why were you not wearing your seatbelt good Sir? FLUSHESWIFE: He was wearing it! COP: Then why didn't I see it over his shoulder?FLUSHESWIFE: Maybe because your blinded by your own socialistic views! COP: What? FLUSHGARDEN: I told you. We're not from Newport Beach. We live over an hour away from here.COP: So? FLUSHGARDEN: ...so where we live all the decisions made here have to be ratified there at a special bi-weekly meeting... COP: Yes, I see. FLUSHGARDEN: ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,... COP: Be quiet! FLUSHGARDEN: ...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major-- COP: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet! FLUSHESWIFE: Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh. COP: I am the Newport Beach Chief of Police! FLUSHESWIFE: Well, I didn't vote for you. COP: You don't vote for Chiefs of Police!FLUSHESWIFE: Well, how did you become Chief of Police, then? COP: The Mayor of Newport Beach,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft her gavel from the bosom of the Mayor's office signifying by Divine Providence that I, Bob, was to be the Chief of Police. [singing stops] That is why I am the Newport Beach Chief of Police! FLUSHGARDEN: Listen. Political women sitting around in fancy offices waiving around gavels is no basis for a system of appointing a Chief of Police. Supreme Police power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical office ceremony. COP: Be quiet! FLUSHGARDEN: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme police power just 'cause some watery tart waived a gavel at you! COP: Shut up! FLUSHGARDEN: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was the first black President just because some moistened bint had lobbed a gavel at me, they'd put me away! COP: Shut up, will you? Shut up! FLUSHGARDEN: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. COP: Shut up! FLUSHGARDEN: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed! COP: Bloody peasant! Just be sure to wear your seat belt next time, good day Sir!FLUSHGARDEN: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you? FLUSHESWIFE: Oh give it up Flush, put on your seatbelt and lets go home
I've never loved you so much as I do right now, Chicken.
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Many of you tools express yourselves with the eloquence and style of a chimp being raped.Some of you should be arrested just for being you.
Chimpanzees are one of the most sexually violent animals in nature, actually. "Chimp rape", as you put it, is actually quite common place, and not really that funny, if you think about it.
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Chimpanzees are one of the most sexually violent animals in nature, actually. "Chimp rape", as you put it, is actually quite common place, and not really that funny, if you think about it.
People rape on the other hand....
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People rape on the other hand....
i had to do stand up comedy twice for a writing class. the first time i killed cause everyone was drunk. the second time i bombed cause everyone was sober and they all laughed at this girl's jokes about her life as a christian.my favorite joke was "i've never raped a girl, but i have been accused of rape, which has all the negative aspects and none of the positives. (audience silent) i'm just kidding there's nothing funny about rape... well there is but you had to be there."i think i was the only one in the room laughing.
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If you're white, there's really no reason to get a ticket from a cop, unless you're doing something really blatant and egregious. Just kiss their baton, call them sir and officer, be extremely polite. Tap dancing for Neanderthals> ticket, IMO.
I have gotten away breaking the traffic laws and not getting a ticket so many times that when I do get a ticket, I just figure it's fair whether I deserve it or not.
10000% true. Still pisses me off tho.
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