cwik 0 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 The thread that just keeps on giving. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 PART THREE: THE OUTLAWHere I continue to learn about his fascinating life as a professional poker player. --------11:38:25 AM kitty34: how long have you been doing that for?11:38:52 AM justinj8383: well i've been playing poker for about 5 years, but i just desided to do it for a living recently11:39:27 AM justinj8383: i was working at a bar, making ok money, but i could stay at home and make 3 to 4 times as much money in less time11:39:41 AM justinj8383: so i have more free timr plus i'm my own boss11:39:46 AM kitty34: thats awesome!11:40:08 AM justinj8383: it is awesome, but it's not for everyone, and can be stressful11:40:28 AM kitty34: do you play like every day?11:42:17 AM justinj8383: well the great thing about it is, that i have fun playing so i do play everyday, even though i don't have to....sometimes i might play 6-8hrs, or sometimes maybe an hr. It all depends on if im in the mood. If i'm not in the mood and not focused then i don't play. Cause you can lose alot of money if you play and are not 100% focused, trust me11:42:52 AM kitty34: i hope you don't lose a lot of money11:42:59 AM kitty34: I didnt realize you could do that for a living lol11:43:21 AM justinj8383: it's a hard way to make an easy living lol11:43:27 AM kitty34: if you do it online, how do you know the casino isn't cheating?11:44:29 AM justinj8383: well i play with only the most trusted sites. And they would not benifit from cheating. I win my money off other players, the get there money from a thing called "the rake"11:44:31 AM kitty34: i mean is it legal and all?11:44:40 AM justinj8383: they take a % out of every oit11:44:49 AM justinj8383: yes it's legal11:44:54 AM kitty34: ok11:45:04 AM kitty34: want to know if I'm chatting with an outlaw :)11:45:07 AM justinj8383: i don't claim on my taxes though lol11:45:14 AM kitty34: oh haha11:45:18 AM kitty34: i guess I am!11:45:59 AM justinj8383: nah.......the government considers it gambling.....you don't pay taxes if you win money in a casino, so the same goes for online11:46:17 AM kitty34: oh ok11:46:33 AM kitty34: although I have to admit the idea of talking to an outlaw was a bit exciting :)11:47:05 AM justinj8383: lol.....ok well if it excites you then we can consider myself as an out law lol-----My understanding of canadian tax law is that if you are playing professionally then you have to pay income taxes on it. And clearly we are dealing with a professional here!Although I wonder if you have to pay income tax on stolen money? Maybe someone can just refer this fellow to the CRA and they can sort it all out. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 NOT A RICKROLLThis is a video made by CP83 apparently. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 NOT A RICKROLLThis is a video made by CP83 apparently.The commenter calls him Justine. Typo or... ? Link to post Share on other sites
TB17 0 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 wtfffffff at the logs ive said it once and ill say it again. you're a goddamn sicko vb and i dont want to ever piss you off Link to post Share on other sites
FuzzyDunlop 0 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Vbnautilus, you are a god among men. Oh man I hope you got his phone number!! Link to post Share on other sites
leftygolfer 7 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Allright since the timing in the thread is right and I've lost interest in pursuing this further, it's time for me to make my report on the situation I'd like to callMy Love Affair with Canadianpoker83PART ONE: THE BAITWe all have seen his profile on plentyoffish.com:http://www.plentyoffish.com/member3992396.htmI went ahead and set up this one here:http://www.plentyoffish.com/member10133986.htmMeet Kat, who lives about an hour away from our thief in the quaint town of Corner Brook, Newfoundland. I went ahead and sent him a message:To which he respondedAnd so it began. We exchanged some flirty IMs on the site before moving on to AIM, where we had several conversations over the next few days. In the upcoming posts I will share with you some of those conversations and a few of the insights I gained into our friend Justin. Grab your popcorn.Gonna go out on a limb and nominate VB the feature member for December. At least you probably are cuter than Ray!Well played Sir!Hope he's got his JTV account up and running soon Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Glad I got up early to check this thread. All I can say is... Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Vbnautilus, you are a god among men. Oh man I hope you got his phone number!!I hope he doesn't forget this is a scam and end up falling for this guy Link to post Share on other sites
Citizen Erased 0 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 1059th...Sorry, had to get in this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 I am interested to hear if you were working alone on this vb, or if you had cohorts. Seriously, this is the best thread ever on fcp, it's hardly even debatable at this point. Link to post Share on other sites
Vick12 0 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Dear Vbnautilus,Sorry I didn't include you in the BFF...Sincerely,Vick12 Link to post Share on other sites
cubsfan44 0 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Dear Vbnautilus,Sorry I didn't include you in the BFF...Sincerely,Vick12Trying to get off his Steve Buscemi Billy Madison list? Link to post Share on other sites
Vick12 0 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Trying to get off his Steve Buscemi Billy Madison list?LDO Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 I am interested to hear if you were working alone on this vb, or if you had cohorts. Seriously, this is the best thread ever on fcp, it's hardly even debatable at this point.I did consult with some of the forum experts, but they were not directly involved. Dear Vbnautilus,Sorry I didn't include you in the BFF...Sincerely,Vick12Hey no problem man. BTW, you know that girl you were chatting with last night on AIM.... ? Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 PART FOUR: THE CONFESSIONA couple days went by, and I logged on to plentyoffish to find a very strange message from my lover. This must have been around the time he realized his profile had been posted in this thread, and was the same day he first posted in here. The message read: Oh i almost forgot to tell you. Thanks for the $500, i enjoyed going shopping on your coin. I bought some really nice things. Have a nice day Game over? Link to post Share on other sites
HighwayStar 8 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 it was fun whilst it lasted:( Link to post Share on other sites
profxavier9 0 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 PART FOUR: THE CONFESSIONA couple days went by, and I logged on to plentyoffish to find a very strange message from my lover. This must have been around the time he realized his profile had been posted in this thread, and was the same day he first posted in here. The message read:Game over?lol what an idiot for taking such a long time to clue in. someone just needs to get an adress that will be great. then we can threaten his life or send him a bomb or something. Link to post Share on other sites
Vick12 0 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Hey no problem man. BTW, you know that girl you were chatting with last night on AIM.... ?*makes sheepish face* PART FOUR: THE CONFESSIONA couple days went by, and I logged on to plentyoffish to find a very strange message from my lover. This must have been around the time he realized his profile had been posted in this thread, and was the same day he first posted in here. The message read:Game over?CP83I know you are still reading this thread and I hope you realize what a total ashhat you are. FCP is prolly the coolest poker community out there, because many of us actually meet and greet irl and such. Before this incident, none of us had any reason to bash on you for the most part and some of us were actually starting to like you/include you in forum stuff. So while you sit and have a good laugh behind your cpu and think "How cool" you are...know that none of us are robots or anything...well maybe TB17's Mom is a robot but that's a different story. We are in fact real people...and most of us are cool as schit people once you get the pleasure of knowing us.So what am I saying...CONGRATS!!! You have now "officially" found yourself on the schit list of many many many solid people in the poker community. So if indeed you actually aspire to be someone someday in this field, know that many many many of us know EXACTLY who you are and what you look like and what you are about. So I hope rolling Shipitt for $500 was worth the inability to EVER walk into a Casino anywhere where we may spot you. I hope it was worth not being able to become friends with any of us in the future. You OBV had a need to be wanted/loved in this world...otherwise you wouldn't have joined this forum or any of the other forums you call home. So wtg guy...u now have pissed off a community of OVER 25k people...people you once wished you were friends with but now you never will be.The best part...it was ONLY $500...so doesn't that say something about how phucking worthless your existance is? You gave up your REPUTATION for a measely $500! See...in the poker world you really only have your reputation...and once that's gone you really have nothing. I know my reputation is worth a whole lot more than $500...guess yours wasn't!!!So have a great laugh about how cool you were to "roll" someone for $500...I know I am laughing at how WORTHLESS you are!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Well done vb, and well said vick. FuzzyDunlop is satisfied. Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 11:38:25 AM kitty34: how long have you been doing that for?11:38:52 AM justinj8383: well i've been playing poker for about 5 years, but i just desided to do it for a living recently11:39:27 AM justinj8383: i was working at a bar, making ok money, but i could stay at home and make 3 to 4 times as much money in less time11:39:41 AM justinj8383: so i have more free timr plus i'm my own boss11:39:46 AM kitty34: thats awesome!11:40:08 AM justinj8383: it is awesome, but it's not for everyone, and can be stressful11:40:28 AM kitty34: do you play like every day?11:42:17 AM justinj8383: well the great thing about it is, that i have fun playing so i do play everyday, even though i don't have to....sometimes i might play 6-8hrs, or sometimes maybe an hr. It all depends on if im in the mood. If i'm not in the mood and not focused then i don't play. Cause you can lose alot of money if you play and are not 100% focused, trust me11:42:52 AM kitty34: i hope you don't lose a lot of money11:42:59 AM kitty34: I didnt realize you could do that for a living lol11:43:21 AM justinj8383: it's a hard way to make an easy living lol11:43:27 AM kitty34: if you do it online, how do you know the casino isn't cheating?11:44:29 AM justinj8383: well i play with only the most trusted sites. And they would not benifit from cheating. I win my money off other players, the get there money from a thing called "the rake"11:44:31 AM kitty34: i mean is it legal and all?11:44:40 AM justinj8383: they take a % out of every oit11:44:49 AM justinj8383: yes it's legal11:44:54 AM kitty34: ok11:45:04 AM kitty34: want to know if I'm chatting with an outlaw :)11:45:07 AM justinj8383: i don't claim on my taxes though lol11:45:14 AM kitty34: oh haha11:45:18 AM kitty34: i guess I am!11:45:59 AM justinj8383: nah.......the government considers it gambling.....you don't pay taxes if you win money in a casino, so the same goes for online11:46:17 AM kitty34: oh ok11:46:33 AM kitty34: although I have to admit the idea of talking to an outlaw was a bit exciting :)11:47:05 AM justinj8383: lol.....ok well if it excites you then we can consider myself as an out law lolWhat an insensitive ****. Did he talk about himself the whole time? Or did he actually ask you about yourself?And well said Vick12... I have nothing but angry words for the guy. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 CP sent me a message saying he didn't appreciate my comment of calling him butt ugly Link to post Share on other sites
theinvestor 0 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 CP sent me a message saying he didn't appreciate my comment of calling him butt ugly I agree with you Link to post Share on other sites
lurbz 2 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 I agree with you2nded. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 lol what an idiot for taking such a long time to clue in. someone just needs to get an adress that will be great. then we can threaten his life or send him a bomb or something.I'm sure you're joking but obviously we don't want to advocate any violence against this guy. Link to post Share on other sites
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