MitchellC 0 Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Given the economic mess we are in, I was thinking it would be nice to have a President who knew how to play poker. It is a $trillion+ dollar economy, and he has to know when he is holding a premium hand, a trash hand, when to bluff, and when to fold. Perhaps most importantly, he needs to know how to pick up tells so he can figure out if someone is lying or telling the truth.I posted it on my blog, but it came down to this:MCain--knows how to play trash hands and come out a winner (see Vietnam)Obama-knows how to play pocket Ace (the guy is on a major poker rush)McCain--knows how to bluff or is trying to pull off a good one (wants change, but votes conservative)Obama-know when to fold'em based on his history of playing the game in Illinois with his buddiesTells-Undecided. Let's put out the tray of Oreo cookies and see who is holding the winning cards. i.e. who eats the halves one at a time like in Rounders.What do you think?http://therazzchallenge.blogspot.com/2008/...-mccain-or.html Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 I was thinkingStop it. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 As your mother birthed you, Angels committed suicide by sodomy. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 It's gonna get rougher than this. vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv Stop it. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 It's gonna get rougher than this. vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv As your mother birthed you, Angels committed suicide by sodomy.Told ya. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 What do you think?I think that the 3' polyadenylation of mRNA inside the nucleus is just about the greatest invention ever! Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Jason Sudekis Link to post Share on other sites
AdamC 0 Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 McCain would alter his play erratically, and could really go all in with any two cards if he thought it'd work.Obama would play muhc tighter, and be a monster aggressor when he finally got into a hand. McCain has a crapload more tells. Link to post Share on other sites
Max_Powers 0 Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 McCains stubby, mal-functioning arms can't properly reach the chips. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 As your mother birthed you, Angels committed suicide by sodomy.guys a poet. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 As your mother birthed you, Angels committed suicide by sodomy.Dayum ! Link to post Share on other sites
ice4804 0 Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 I think that the 3' polyadenylation of mRNA inside the nucleus is just about the greatest invention ever!No love for the 5' cap? Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 The shvartzer would clearly be the better player, as he's less prone to tilting than McCain would be. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Stop it.this Link to post Share on other sites
Steve Holt 0 Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 STEVE HOLT! Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 STEVE HOLT!weeeeeeeee....oh wait..nm Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 No love for the 5' cap?The 5' cap just needs to remember who's boss. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 The 5' cap just needs to remember who's boss. ????????????????? Link to post Share on other sites
whatgreatis 0 Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Sorry OP, but I'm not going to click on your link. Link to post Share on other sites
MitchellC 0 Posted October 7, 2008 Author Share Posted October 7, 2008 You guys are hilarious! Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 I think that the 3' polyadenylation of mRNA inside the nucleus is just about the greatest invention ever!Um, are you crazy? Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 this thread is about poker. please send to gen poop Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 The shvartzer would clearly be the better player, as he's less prone to tilting than McCain would be.nice. Link to post Share on other sites
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