cardcore 0 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 This poem is for you,My dear Zach666...I wouldn't be writing itIf I thought you were into chicks.You claim a girlfriend,A girl I've never seen.I bet she's just reallyA convincing drag queen.You're probably thinking,Where's the poker content?Does it matter? I'm drinking.My heart hurts. Let me vent.I showed my girl your profileOn that stupid Facebook,And now I'm in denialBecause she wants a CanuckShe said, "Who's he?""That's my poker friend Zach""I want him in me"Dammit, she wants you in the sack.I tried to explain,Honey... Zach... I think he's not straight!She burst into tears,Realizing she might have to masturbate.Zach, her heart's broken.And you're to blame.I wouldn't have problemsIf we shared sexual orientations. (what the **** rhymes with blame? rigged.)I told her youWere an FCP mod,That this might not end well,She started to sob.Zach, you can tell me that these threads are frowned on,My girlfriend's response is that she wants to be browned on.I just want to end thisBy saying one thingIf there was a Jon Lajoie fan club,Zach would be king.WHAT THE FK OW OW OW Link to post Share on other sites
ThePhoenix88 0 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Epic. Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 My girlfriend's response is that she wants to be browned on.nice Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Zach, you can tell me that these threads are frowned on,My girlfriend's response is that she wants to be browned on.LOL Link to post Share on other sites
TB17 0 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 I still hate you Link to post Share on other sites
mase_gotsem 0 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 we need an official cardcore poem thread imo .who knows maybe clay aiken might even make an appearance in there .. Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 When I showed the gf Zach's picture it wasn't quite as epic as this. Link to post Share on other sites
ThePhoenix88 0 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Can someone show me what he looks like? Link to post Share on other sites
Naismith 0 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Speaking of Zach, if anyone gets bored, this Wikipedia page has been dying for an update:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_entertainersZach's listing has been red for a few weeks now. Someone needs to write up a bio. Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Can someone show me what he looks like?Just google images search for "11th best Limited Hold Thems player in the world" Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 WHAT THE FK OW OW OWBest part, IMO.Also, who is Zach666? Link to post Share on other sites
Potomophobia 17 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Zach, you can tell me that these threads are frowned on,My girlfriend's response is that she wants to be browned on.Sorry.... bit I spit 2 fingers of Knob Creek on that one.You guys are too much. Classic. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Looooooool! Link to post Share on other sites
Gallo 1 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Looooooool! Link to post Share on other sites
TB17 0 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Speaking of Zach, if anyone gets bored, this Wikipedia page has been dying for an update:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_entertainersZach's listing has been red for a few weeks now. Someone needs to write up a bio.Will pay to see a writeup for this page Link to post Share on other sites
StrippersNBlow 0 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 STAMP IT Link to post Share on other sites
ThePhoenix88 0 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 This needs way more love I think. Link to post Share on other sites
cardcore 0 Posted October 5, 2008 Author Share Posted October 5, 2008 FWIW someone edited Zach's wikipedia page?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zach_Henderson Link to post Share on other sites
TB17 0 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 looooooooooooooooooool Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Cardcore is the best thing that happened to this forum since Daniel Negreanu EVER!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 FWIW someone edited Zach's wikipedia page?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zach_Henderson Now THAT'S a nice piece of work. Link to post Share on other sites
Dratj 0 Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Epic. LOL Link to post Share on other sites
krup24 0 Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 FWIW someone edited Zach's wikipedia page?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zach_Henderson awesome work on like 5 levels Link to post Share on other sites
gatortom64 1 Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Zach HendersonFrom Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaJump to: navigation, searchZach "Zach6668" Henderson (November 30, 1984) is a professional poker player hailing from Thunder Bay, Ontario. Zach Henderson finished in 11th place at the World Series of Poker Limit Hold'em Championship, earning the enviable title of 11th best limit hold'em player on Earth.Zach Henderson is a moderator on the popular internet poker forum Full Contact Poker, the official website of Daniel Negreanu.His hobbies include listening to Wham! on his Ipod and drinking fruity umbrella drinks. His favourite shows include "The View" and anything on HGTV. He currently spends most of his time with his live in boyfriend Mitch.Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zach_Henderson"Just in case some one edits it!!! This should live in infamy!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
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