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The name of the game is Off Topic-opoly. Instead of buying properties, you start threads. Instead of earning money, you get posts. The player with the most posts at the end of the game wins! Just like the way things are here, I think.

bi1gub.pngHere are the tokens for you to use:

  • Army guy
  • Stethoscope
  • Headphones
  • Naked woman
  • Cat
  • Couch
  • Red bucket

Instead of buying houses, you get a red folder. Instead of hotels, you get a pin.The “Add Reply” cards:

  • You found a lolcat that perfectly expresses how you are feeling. Gain 10 posts.
  • "+1." -1 turn.
  • Somebody made the same joke as you while you were typing your post. Lose 20 posts.
  • 1,000 posts! Change your title and move forward three spaces.
  • Gratuitous hot chick picture posting. Lose 35 posts.
  • You flirted with a female newbie. Lose 100 posts.
  • Ron_Mexico laughed at your joke. Gain 60 posts.
  • Oops! You ended up in Daniel's blog forum. Lose a turn.
  • You made a poker joke. Lose 10 posts.
  • POTD. Gain 150 posts.
  • Post link to two girls, one cup. Go directly to Suspended.
  • You're in on the ground floor of the next superthread. Advance token to Epassporte.
  • You've been quoted in someone's signature. Gain 75 posts.
  • You've been quoted in someone's signature. And it's not flattery. Lose 15 posts.
  • [x] lol ftw. Lose 60 posts imo.
  • HollywoodAFD defended your post. Lose 40 posts.
  • You have very strong feelings about the sports team in your hometown. Advance token to nearest sports forum.
  • You rickrolled someone. Lose 25 posts.
  • Uh-oh, you just started some superthread drama. Gain 100 posts.
  • A new season of American Idol begins. Gain 80 gay posts.
  • You are the first to reply to a new thread and all you can say is "first." Lose 60 posts and all respect.

The “New Topic” cards:

  • Somebody already started a thread on this topic. Lose 50 posts.
  • TOTD. Gain 200 posts.
  • Your general poker thread got moved to off topic. Lose a turn, but gain 25 humorous posts.
  • Start a thread about your sister-in-law in a rap video. Lose 50 posts.
  • Mmmm, spam. Lose 60 posts.
  • Your thread has been locked. Lose a turn.
  • chrozzo says "hi" in your thread. No consequences.
  • qyayqi posts a lolcat summary of your thread. Gain 75 posts.
  • Your thread inspires a joke account. Lose 50 posts.
  • One of your old threads gets bumped. Gain 50 posts.
  • Your thread got moved to the religion forum. Gain 60 repetitive posts.
  • Somebody posted a link to your thread. Move any token to any space on the board.
  • Your thread has been turned into a song by loogie. Gain 25 posts.
  • Your red bucket got turned into a yellow bucket. Gain 10 posts.
  • The trolls are out in full force. Lose 25 posts for every pinned thread, lose 10 posts for every red folder thread.
  • Your thread has been deleted. Go directly to Suspended.
  • It's your birthday! Receive 5 posts from every other player.
  • Your thread was completely hijacked. Lose a turn, but gain 40 posts.
  • It's orgy time! Advance token to the FCPHA thread.
  • Your thread inspires a parody thread. Gain 120 posts.
  • 1,000 posts! And you started a thread about it. Go back three spaces.

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Randy Reed

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The name of the game is Off Topic-opoly. Instead of buying properties, you start threads. Instead of earning money, you get posts. The player with the most posts at the end of the game wins! Just like the way things are here, I think.

bi1gub.pngHere are the tokens for you to use:

  • Army guy
  • Stethoscope
  • Headphones
  • Naked woman
  • Cat
  • Couch
  • Red bucket

Instead of buying houses, you get a red folder. Instead of hotels, you get a pin.The “Add Reply” cards:

  • You found a lolcat that perfectly expresses how you are feeling. Gain 10 posts.
  • "+1." -1 turn.
  • Somebody made the same joke as you while you were typing your post. Lose 20 posts.
  • 1,000 posts! Change your title and move forward three spaces.
  • Gratuitous hot chick picture posting. Lose 35 posts.
  • You flirted with a female newbie. Lose 100 posts.
  • Ron_Mexico laughed at your joke. Gain 60 posts.
  • Oops! You ended up in Daniel's blog forum. Lose a turn.
  • You made a poker joke. Lose 10 posts.
  • POTD. Gain 150 posts.
  • Post link to two girls, one cup. Go directly to Suspended.
  • You're in on the ground floor of the next superthread. Advance token to Epassporte.
  • You've been quoted in someone's signature. Gain 75 posts.
  • You've been quoted in someone's signature. And it's not flattery. Lose 15 posts.
  • [x] lol ftw. Lose 60 posts imo.
  • HollywoodAFD defended your post. Lose 40 posts.
  • You have very strong feelings about the sports team in your hometown. Advance token to nearest sports forum.
  • You rickrolled someone. Lose 25 posts.
  • Uh-oh, you just started some superthread drama. Gain 100 posts.
  • A new season of American Idol begins. Gain 80 gay posts.
  • You are the first to reply to a new thread and all you can say is "first." Lose 60 posts and all respect.

The “New Topic” cards:

  • Somebody already started a thread on this topic. Lose 50 posts.
  • TOTD. Gain 200 posts.
  • Your general poker thread got moved to off topic. Lose a turn, but gain 25 humorous posts.
  • Start a thread about your sister-in-law in a rap video. Lose 50 posts.
  • Mmmm, spam. Lose 60 posts.
  • Your thread has been locked. Lose a turn.
  • chrozzo says "hi" in your thread. No consequences.
  • qyayqi posts a lolcat summary of your thread. Gain 75 posts.
  • Your thread inspires a joke account. Lose 50 posts.
  • One of your old threads gets bumped. Gain 50 posts.
  • Your thread got moved to the religion forum. Gain 60 repetitive posts.
  • Somebody posted a link to your thread. Move any token to any space on the board.
  • Your thread has been turned into a song by loogie. Gain 25 posts.
  • Your red bucket got turned into a yellow bucket. Gain 10 posts.
  • The trolls are out in full force. Lose 25 posts for every pinned thread, lose 10 posts for every red folder thread.
  • Your thread has been deleted. Go directly to Suspended.
  • It's your birthday! Receive 5 posts from every other player.
  • Your thread was completely hijacked. Lose a turn, but gain 40 posts.
  • It's orgy time! Advance token to the FCPHA thread.
  • Your thread inspires a parody thread. Gain 120 posts.
  • 1,000 posts! And you started a thread about it. Go back three spaces.

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LadyGrey

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Holy Shit!
Haha, as soon as I saw this thread I wondered how long it would take for someone to quote the entire thing. That should have been on one of the cards. Anyway, this is awesome. Seriously well done... the whole concept, the board, the cards... it's just fantastic.
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Randy Reed

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Haha, as soon as I saw this thread I wondered how long it would take for someone to quote the entire thing. That should have been on one of the cards. Anyway, this is awesome. Seriously well done... the whole concept, the board, the cards... it's just fantastic.
Ha, did it so quick I didn't realize I did it, lol.
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Holy Shit!
Haha, as soon as I saw this thread I wondered how long it would take for someone to quote the entire thing. That should have been on one of the cards. Anyway, this is awesome. Seriously well done... the whole concept, the board, the cards... it's just fantastic.
I love you, man.
OMG
Good stuff yet again.
Wow, this is too awesome.
QFTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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