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wtg Kurt, this was funny as I can picture you cursing if it was reversed but not that bad of course lol

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wtg Kurt, this was funny as I can picture you cursing if it was reversed but not that bad of course lol
lol, Never in the chat though. (Neg-O is basically the only exception to that, even that I'm trying to stop, drunk or not) :club:
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fypGood shit Kurt, good shit.
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you beat me too this...no record of a 15.8k win on OPR....lol
LOL u need OPR to tell u that??look at him, getting ridiculously angry over a few bucks. saying he is a cheat etc..anyone who is fresh off a win of that amount thinks online poker is the most just and fair thing in the world.bunch of losers.Kurt you really need to work on your loser bashing. I woouolda pwned the shit out of those chumpps in chat form.something like. "I know of a woman who you’ve had sexual intercourse, I too have had sexual intercourse with said woman and she complained to me of your less than exemplary performance in bed, she went on to explain to me in graphic detail the dimensions in particular of your genitals. And I tell you what she said was not very generous sir."or"I once had a romantic rendezvous with your biological mother in which fellatio was performed forth with and without explanation, the encounter lasted several hours and many unspeakable acts were implemented. I paid her for her services and no subsequent contact either verbally or physically has been made."
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Kurt did impress me with his cool collecting of there money. Always treat the fish well, I say lol

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The one I was playing was from the UK.and yeah, I didn't even bother using OPR, I didn't believe that nonsense anyway.
I knew as soon as I read it he was from the UK, who else calls American's "Yanks"? I can't say I like talk like that at a poker table but its nice to see you beat him witt 5-7 against AK.
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I knew as soon as I read it he was from the UK, who else calls American's "Yanks"? I can't say I like talk like that at a poker table but its nice to see you beat him witt 5-7 against AK.
Easy game....Full Tilt Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 PlayersLeggoPoker.com - Hand History ConverterSB: $34.55Hero (BB): $73.40Pre-Flop: :qh:D dealt to Hero (BB)SB calls $0.25, Hero checksFlop: ($1) :ts:club::D (2 Players)Hero bets $1, SB raises to $2, Hero calls $1Turn: ($5) :4h (2 Players)Hero checks, SB bets $5, Hero calls $5River: ($15) :3h (2 Players)Hero checks, SB bets $27.05 and is All-In, Hero calls $27.05Results: $69.10 Pot ($0.50 Rake)SB showed :D:5c (Ace King high) and LOST (-$34.55 NET)Hero showed :qh:D (two pair, Sevens and Fives) and WON $68.60 (+$34.05 NET)But man, what's up with foreign players ALWAYS referring to us by our president and how fat we are. I mean, I see it every single time a foreigner goes on tilt. Same shit every time. WTF do your books say out there?
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But man, what's up with foreign players ALWAYS referring to us by our president and how fat we are. I mean, I see it every single time a foreigner goes on tilt. Same shit every time. WTF do your books say out there?
Because it's true.As much as you would like to deny it: George Bush is your president.
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Because it's true.As much as you would like to deny it: George Bush is your president.
Sorry, I didn't clarify... they think that we all love him or something. Everyone seems to think we're fat ass cowboys from texas who eat fatty meat all day and have a picture of Bush over our mantle. At least when we stereotype the french, we're mostly right.
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LOL u need OPR to tell u that??look at him, getting ridiculously angry over a few bucks. saying he is a cheat etc..anyone who is fresh off a win of that amount thinks online poker is the most just and fair thing in the world.bunch of losers.Kurt you really need to work on your loser bashing. I woouolda pwned the shit out of those chumpps in chat form.something like. "I know of a woman who you’ve had sexual intercourse, I too have had sexual intercourse with said woman and she complained to me of your less than exemplary performance in bed, she went on to explain to me in graphic detail the dimensions in particular of your genitals. And I tell you what she said was not very generous sir."or"I once had a romantic rendezvous with your biological mother in which fellatio was performed forth with and without explanation, the encounter lasted several hours and many unspeakable acts were implemented. I paid her for her services and no subsequent contact either verbally or physically has been made."
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