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Awesome HU match I just played. Dude got on super tilt early so I just kept it going a bit, it was hilarious. I usually don't say much, but when I did it seemed to just make it worse, and he reloaded for 10 a couple times, then went up to 50 finally. I tried to cut out most of the nonsense hand info stuff, but I left some in to show the hands I won to set him off and things like that. Nothing was really crazy, I just was playing well and pwning him basically.Dealer: Hand #8022863896Dealer: mikey0011 shows [9c 9d]Dealer: Suited_Up shows [Qh Ac]Dealer: mikey0011 shows a flush, Queen highDealer: Suited_Up shows a flush, Ace highDealer: Suited_Up wins the pot ($18) with a flush, Ace highmikey0011: fk uSuited_Up: lolmikey0011: stupid luki c untmikey0011: fk offSuited_Up: reloadmikey0011: u fkign yanky c untmikey0011: nomikey0011: reload ur mummikey0011: dikhedmikey0011: u r wasting ur ty u scumbaag c untSuited_Up: my whatDealer: Hand #8022889727Dealer: mikey0011 wins the pot ($0.50)Dealer: Hand #8022891765mikey0011: u r scumhormone90 (Observer): suited ur a donkDealer: mikey0011 shows two pair, Sixes and FoursDealer: mikey0011 wins the pot ($7.60) with two pair, Sixes and FoursDealer: Hand #8022924880hormone90 (Observer): lol at donkDealer: Suited_Up wins the pot ($0.50)hormone90 (Observer): mikey congrats on ur torny win the other dayDealer: mikey0011 wins the pot ($0.95)Dealer: Hand #8022956077hormone90 (Observer): what did u do with the $16,000?Dealer: Suited_Up wins the pot ($0.95)mikey0011: 15.800Dealer: mikey0011 has 15 seconds left to actmikey0011: tyhormone90 (Observer): well done m8mikey0011: tyDealer: mikey0011 shows Ace King highDealer: Suited_Up shows a pair of AcesDealer: Suited_Up wins the pot ($7.60) with a pair of AcesDealer: Hand #8022981826Dealer: Suited_Up shows a pair of FivesDealer: Suited_Up wins the pot ($2.85) with a pair of FivesDealer: Hand #8022986715mikey0011: r u a cheat?Dealer: Suited_Up has 15 seconds left to actDealer: mikey0011 wins the pot ($0.95)Dealer: Hand #8022995575Dealer: mikey0011 wins the pot ($6.65)Dealer: Hand #8023000780Dealer: Suited_Up wins the pot ($0.50)Dealer: Hand #8023002511Dealer: mikey0011 wins the pot ($0.50)Dealer: Hand #8023004327mikey0011: r u ?mikey0011: i think u r a botDealer: Suited_Up has 15 seconds left to actDealer: mikey0011 wins the pot ($0.95)Dealer: Hand #8023011199Dealer: mikey0011 wins the pot ($0.50)Dealer: Hand #8023013158Dealer: mikey0011 wins the pot ($1.90)Dealer: Hand #8023016965Dealer: Suited_Up wins the pot ($2.85)Dealer: Hand #8023020659Dealer: Suited_Up wins the pot ($0.95)Dealer: Hand #8023023483Dealer: mikey0011 wins the pot ($0.50)Dealer: Hand #8023025102hormone90 (Observer): suited, ur crappDealer: Suited_Up wins the pot ($0.95)Dealer: Hand #8023029383Dealer: Suited_Up wins the pot ($0.95)Dealer: Hand #8023032939Dealer: mikey0011 wins the pot ($1)Dealer: Suited_Up has 15 seconds left to actDealer: Suited_Up has requested TIMEmikey0011: WATA FKING JKDealer: mikey0011 shows a flush, Queen highDealer: mikey0011 wins the pot ($29.50) with a flush, Queen highDealer: mikey0011 has 15 seconds left to actDealer: Suited_Up shows a full house, Kings full of TwosDealer: Suited_Up wins the pot ($30.50) with a full house, Kings full of TwosSuited_Up: do bots chat?hormone90 (Observer): suited, do u play much?Dealer: Suited_Up wins the pot ($1.90)Dealer: Hand #8023095490Suited_Up: what's muchDealer: mikey0011 shows Ace King highDealer: Suited_Up shows a pair of SevensDealer: Suited_Up wins the pot ($9.50) with a pair of SevensDealer: Hand #8023101908hormone90 (Observer): above average lolSuited_Up: probably notDealer: mikey0011 wins the pot ($1)Dealer: Hand #8023104909mikey0011: everyhand vbut 1 i swear mikey0011: ive had 2 handsDealer: mikey0011 shows a pair of FivesDealer: mikey0011 wins the pot ($1.90) with a pair of FivesDealer: Hand #8023114153Dealer: mikey0011 wins the pot ($1)Dealer: Hand #8023118430Dealer: Suited_Up wins the pot ($2.85)Dealer: Hand #8023121844mikey0011: r a cheatSuited_Up: it's be awesome if u told support i was a superusermikey0011: i wilmikey0011: WTFmikey0011: EVERY FKING HANDmikey0011: i have q4Suited_Up: lol, then i can brag to my friendsSuited_Up: :)mikey0011: this is a fking jokemikey0011: fk ofDealer: Suited_Up wins the pot ($7.60)Suited_Up: i have a Q toomikey0011: sik c unthormone90 (Observer): your not a super user- your a super prickSuited_Up: i'm not the one talkin smackmikey0011: stfuhormone90 (Observer): play me?Suited_Up: u might be decent thoughhormone90 (Observer): im very decenthormone90 (Observer): play mehormone90 (Observer): $2/4Suited_Up: i try not to play people who are decenthormone90 (Observer): u saying mike isnt decent?mikey0011: stfu u rjust lukimikey0011: everyhand u coksukamikey0011: fkin aqmikey0011: 99mikey0011: and i set aswelmikey0011: all the tymmikey0011: rigged aas a mo foDealer: Hand #8023169434Dealer: Suited_Up wins the pot ($2.85)Dealer: Suited_Up wins the pot ($0.95)Dealer: Hand #8023183385mikey0011: filthy cheatDealer: mikey0011 wins the pot ($0.50)Dealer: Hand #8023184941Suited_Up: i've been folding, lolDealer: mikey0011 shows Ace King highDealer: Suited_Up shows two pair, Sevens and FivesDealer: Suited_Up wins the pot ($68.60) with two pair, Sevens and Fivesmikey0011: seriously go 2 helmikey0011: im not plsayin uSuited_Up: hahamikey0011: so #!# mikey0011: ogmikey0011: ofmikey0011: u seriouslymikey0011: scummymikey0011: prikmikey0011: hu calls 5 wiv thtmikey0011: on turnmikey0011: u fkign#%@!mikey0011: u r a sik c untmikey0011: i am not playin umikey0011: i wish death on uSuited_Up: that's fine, i'm good for the nightmikey0011: so is ur gfmikey0011: my dik in her mouthSuited_Up: lmaooooomikey0011: yhmikey0011: i came 3 timesmikey0011: shbe got me so excitedSuited_Up: me too, each time i busted youmikey0011: u sad c untmikey0011: i wil kill umikey0011: hunt u dwnSuited_Up: gl w/ thatmikey0011: FKING YANKmikey0011: GO SUK ONmikey0011: george bushmikey0011: u fkin stupid fat retarderd mo fosmikey0011: america is adisgrace 2 the wrldmikey0011: so now u can fk ryt ofSuited_Up: obama ftwmikey0011: and go eAT 100$ wrth of macdonaldsmikey0011: idiotsSuited_Up: i do like mcnuggetsmikey0011: y the %$& r u stil heremikey0011: y the fkSuited_Up: y are youmikey0011: r u callinmikey0011: wiv 75mikey0011: everyfking hand u hitmikey0011: everyfjking handSuited_Up: i was right wasnt imikey0011: ur mum was ryt

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I also reported him to support, lol. I never really do that either, but I was just in the mood. (Prolly the 2 tourney bustouts)I did it early on actually, little did I know it'd get so fun. But if he got a chat ban, it'd be a nice little icing on the cake.

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i usually don't like those too much but that was pretty lol
AgreeOh and this was fantastic:hormone90 (Observer): your not a super user- your a superprick
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In extreme cases like this I wish the sites would go beyond chat bans and suspend players. Will never happen but that is a disgrace.
99% of players that go crazy like this in the chat are the biggest fish in the game.
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From Sharkscope: Username Games Played Av. Profit Av. Stake Av. ROI Total Profit Form Network Filter hormone90 196 -$5 $31 -22% -$1,030 - FullTilt x mikey0011 1,110 -$1 $16 -1% -$874 FullTilt x Kurt - where were these douches from?

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Lol his prize total for last 120 days is 8k, so they even made up that he won a tourney for 16k or whatever to look good. Lame.
you beat me too this...no record of a 15.8k win on OPR....lol
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From Sharkscope: Username Games Played Av. Profit Av. Stake Av. ROI Total Profit Form Network Filter hormone90 196 -$5 $31 -22% -$1,030 - FullTilt x mikey0011 1,110 -$1 $16 -1% -$874 FullTilt x Kurt - where were these douches from?
The one I was playing was from the UK.and yeah, I didn't even bother using OPR, I didn't believe that nonsense anyway.
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