KramitDaToad 0 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 May you all be touched by His Noodly Appendageshttp://space.newscientist.com/article/dn14...line-news_rss20 Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Call me naive, but mocking how the God of the universe looks might be -EV in the long run.Good Luck Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Call me naive, but mocking how the God of the universe looks might be -EV in the long run.Good LuckCheck mateLOLIt's been too quiet in here lately so he just wants some action.I'll play along.God forgives you for your blasphemous statements and I will pray for your soul.(There...that should get the ball rolling.)*sits back to watch the show now* Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Call me naive, but mocking how the God of the universe looks might be -EV in the long run.Good Luckfortunately, inversely from the christian god's sense of humor, the flying spaghetti monster actually loves being caricatured. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 If that is the God of the Universe, then are the planets his poopoos? And are we little poopoo parasites? That would make more sense to me than Creationism ever will. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I'd find an Alfredo based deity a bit more appealing, but that's just me. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 fortunately, inversely from the christian god's sense of humor, the flying spaghetti monster actually loves being caricatured.may he bless you with his noodley appendage. Link to post Share on other sites
crowTrobot 2 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Call me naive, but mocking how the God of the universe looks might be -EV in the long run.mocking scientologists or mormons might be -EV in the long run, but that hasn't stopped you B) Link to post Share on other sites
KramitDaToad 0 Posted August 21, 2008 Author Share Posted August 21, 2008 Call me naive, but mocking how the God of the universe looks might be -EV in the long run.Good LuckYou're just jealous. My god can move entire galaxies to bless us with his likeness. Yours? Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 This thread needs more hot Jesus. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 If that is the God of the Universe, then are the planets his poopoos? And are we little poopoo parasites? That would make more sense to me than Creationism ever will.On the first day, He created a mountain, some trees, and a midgit (sic). On the next three days, He created the rest of the universe. And for the next three days after that, He rested. Link to post Share on other sites
Kaveros 0 Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Call me naive, but mocking how the God of the universe looks might be -EV in the long run.Good Lucki'll take my chances Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Call me naive, but mocking how the God of the universe looks might be -EV in the long run.Good LuckFunny that God would get personally offended by the same things that personally offend His followers. I'd think that a Dude like Him would be above personal offense. For the record, FSM is a parody of the intelligent design concept, not of Christianity as a whole.Oh and fwiw, the OP is a pretty great parody of things like this:A shrine in Houston is dedicated to an image bearing the likeness of the Virgin Mary that appeared on a baking pan on Feb. 23, 2007. Guadalupe Rodriguez, a cafeteria worker at Pugh Elementary on the East Side, not pictured, discovered the image while cleaning the dishes from lunch on Ash Wednesday. The cooking sheet is now on display in the front yard of a home a few blocks away from the school, with numerous visitors coming to see the image.(Brett Coomer, Houston Chronicle/AP Photo) Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Lol. You guys are getting antsy and bored. We need a good rollicking argument to liven it up a bit. Fact is I haven't really felt like it lately. Started actually attending church again and it's been nice to just enjoy God. I just haven't felt the need to try and drag your asses along with me. Link to post Share on other sites
KramitDaToad 0 Posted August 22, 2008 Author Share Posted August 22, 2008 Fact is I haven't really felt like it lately. Started actually attending church again and it's been nice to just enjoy God.Good for you (No SW) Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Good for you (No SW) Thanks. I will post in more detail when I get time. I will say that his noodly appendage has been good to me lately. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Lol. You guys are getting antsy and bored. We need a good rollicking argument to liven it up a bit. Fact is I haven't really felt like it lately. Started actually attending church again and it's been nice to just enjoy God. I just haven't felt the need to try and drag your asses along with me.God for you... I mean 'good for you'.I have noticed the same... if BG and Crow aren't "debating" something.... it's kind of slow in here.I tried to stir the pot a bit but "they" weren't having any of it. Silly heathens.Hmmm... maybe later I'll start a thread. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 A typical thread is about 20,000 light years long, and the filaments extend over a region spanning 300,000 light years. Based on their speed, they seem to have persisted for more than 100 million years.Pchawww- the world is only 6000 years old don't those nutty scientists know anything? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Call me naive, but mocking how the God of the universe looks might be -EV in the long run.Good LuckYou're so naive.Fact is I haven't really felt like it lately. Started actually attending church again and it's been nice to just enjoy God. I just haven't felt the need to try and drag your asses along with me.Worst excuse for a brag post ever.I tried to stir the pot a bit but "they" weren't having any of it. Silly heathens.Hmmm... maybe later I'll start a thread.Honestly, everyone has just kind of started to ignore you. Start bringing more than "lol, he just owned you!" after every BG post (even ones that make no sense or are jokes) to the table and we'll see what happens. I'll be praying for you. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 You're so naive.Worst excuse for a brag post ever.Honestly, everyone has just kind of started to ignore you. Start bringing more than "lol, he just owned you!" after every BG post (even ones that make no sense or are jokes) to the table and we'll see what happens. I'll be praying for you.I knew I could get at least one.Thanks for playing. You disappoint me... I expected more from you. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Aww. I upset Hollywood. I wasn't even trying to insult you, no need to get defensive. I'm just trying to help. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Aww. I upset Hollywood. I wasn't even trying to insult you, no need to get defensive. I'm just trying to help.I don't get upset. I like your posts.I don't like your avatar... but I like your posts. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Yeah, I've had it too long...been thinking about changing it. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Call me naive, but mocking how the God of the universe looks might be -EV in the long run.Good LuckYou know I've been thinking of taking over the world. This would be the basis for getting followers to help me. I could slay anyone who mocked my God. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 You know I've been thinking of taking over the world. This would be the basis for getting followers to help me. I could slay anyone who mocked my God.Too mormonishJoseph Smith beat ya to it Link to post Share on other sites
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