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So... does anyone know any good jokes?
Not really, no. Or do I?So this guy walks into this large hadron collider. A scientist says, "Why the long face?" Turns out the guy was a horse!
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I think it's pretty obvious that it killed him.So... does anyone know any good jokes?
You hear the one about the guy that died from master...never mind
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So this guy walks into this large hadron collider. A scientist says, "Why the long face?" Turns out the guy was a horse!
So, do you get health benefits for being a Jay Leno writer?
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If I ever decide to kill myself I will do it like Nicholas cage in Leaving Las Vegas but substitute food for alcohol.
alcohol would be more fun tho......and obv you get to bang a hot chick lke Liz Shue
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So, what do you think?I think it was a total washout.God, it really clears out your head.Harris: Head? Head? You should go back in there and tell them they're doing it wrong.

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GG Seth

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  • 6 months later...

I heard the apple and apple juice one is the best one to do and its only 7 days. By the last days you should be shitting apple sauce.Before surgery twice I had to do the double cleanse drink that acid at night that flushes everything out than the morning enema always fun to shove that tube up your ass.

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