Remember: We All Used To Suck At Poker

[iggymcfly 0]

I just googled "iggymcfly" because I was bored, and I found this gem. It was from March 2005 which means it's from a few months after I made my first deposit on PartyPoker. Just thought it was kind of amusing.***** Hand History for Game 1804329271 *****$50 NL Hold'em - Sunday, March 27, 21:30:13 EDT 2005Table Table 37412 (Real Money)Seat 1 is the buttonTotal number of players : 10Seat 1: iggymcfly ( $61.55 )Seat 2: jude8 ( $15.7 )Seat 4: mad_man_mike ( $68.35 )Seat 5: PeateyK ( $46.75 )Seat 6: Geddy211 ( $16.5 )Seat 9: D_Jernigan ( $55.9 )Seat 10: spino1i ( $42 )Seat 8: zencor_la ( $50 )Seat 7: ouzel555 ( $57.85 )Seat 3: gotoshi ( $46 )jude8 posts small blind [$0.25].gotoshi posts big blind [$0.5].** Dealing down cards **Dealt to spino1i [ 5s 5d ]>You have options at Table 37119 Table!.mad_man_mike raises [$2].PeateyK folds.>You have options at Table 36791 Table!.>You have options at Table 37119 Table!.Geddy211 calls [$2].ouzel555 folds.zencor_la folds.spino1i calls [$2].iggymcfly calls [$2].jude8 folds.gotoshi folds.** Dealing Flop ** [ 2c, 5c, Ts ]>You have options at Table 36791 Table!.mad_man_mike bets [$3].>You have options at Table 37119 Table!.Geddy211 calls [$3].>You have options at Table 36791 Table!.spino1i calls [$3].iggymcfly raises [$6].mad_man_mike calls [$3].Geddy211 folds.>You have options at Table 37119 Table!.spino1i raises [$6].iggymcfly raises [$9].mad_man_mike folds.spino1i raises [$12].iggymcfly raises [$25].spino1i is all-In [$19]** Dealing Turn ** [ Qh ]>You have options at Table 36791 Table!.** Dealing River ** [ 8c ]iggymcfly shows [ Th, Tc ] three of a kind, tens.spino1i doesn't show [ 5s, 5d ] three of a kind, fives.iggymcfly wins $94.75 from the main pot with three of a kind, tens.

[antistuff 0]

yea yea yea you winning a big pot whats new?

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

i was really confused about why you were playing limit but the top of the HH said NL....

[Biff Goods 0]

Remember: We all used to suck at poker

yah.....like it was yesterday.....edit: It was yesterdayedit: That wasn't a real editedit: neither was that

[copernicus 0]

I was wondering why an iggy HH would show pockets dealt to spino1i at the beginning of the hand (not at the end in the mucked hands).Zee-Iggy?

[Gaffer 0]

WTF you mean ? i still suck and show no signs of improvement

[Wingman008 0]

Most of us still do.

[ice4804 0]

xpert ldo

[ice4804 0]

I was wondering why an iggy HH would show pockets dealt to spino1i at the beginning of the hand (not at the end in the mucked hands).Zee-Iggy?

spino1i is the one who posted the HH on the intarwebz, not iggy.I probably just keveled myself but I'm gonna go with it anyway.

[LincolnK 1]

lol, i'm a donkeyhttp://blog.flopturnriver.com/post/DaNutsInYoEye/406/OopsPokerStars Game #3996892336: Tournament #19613630, 7 Card Stud Limit - Level XI (1000/2000) - 2006/02/16 - 21:49:07 (ET)Table '19613630 15'Seat 1: sheriffdon (21915 in chips)Seat 2: packsthe45 (5663 in chips)Seat 3: LincolnK (6388 in chips)Seat 4: MannM (6845 in chips)Seat 5: NutsInYoEye (17566 in chips)Seat 7: weasel1962 (29832 in chips)sheriffdon: posts the ante 200packsthe45: posts the ante 200LincolnK: posts the ante 200MannM: posts the ante 200NutsInYoEye: posts the ante 200weasel1962: posts the ante 200*** 3rd STREET ***Dealt to sheriffdon [9c]Dealt to packsthe45 [7h]Dealt to LincolnK [3h]Dealt to MannM [9s]Dealt to NutsInYoEye [Qs Qh 8h]Dealt to weasel1962 [Td]LincolnK: brings-in low 300MannM: foldsNutsInYoEye: raises 700 to 1000weasel1962: calls 1000sheriffdon: foldspacksthe45: foldsLincolnK: calls 700*** 4th STREET ***Dealt to LincolnK [3h] [5d]Dealt to NutsInYoEye [Qs Qh 8h] [Qd]Dealt to weasel1962 [Td] [Ah]weasel1962: checksLincolnK: checksNutsInYoEye: bets 1000weasel1962: calls 1000LincolnK: calls 1000*** 5th STREET ***Dealt to LincolnK [3h 5d] [6c]Dealt to NutsInYoEye [Qs Qh 8h Qd] [8d]Dealt to weasel1962 [Td Ah] [Kh]NutsInYoEye: bets 2000weasel1962: calls 2000LincolnK: calls 2000*** 6th STREET ***Dealt to LincolnK [3h 5d 6c] [3c]Dealt to NutsInYoEye [Qs Qh 8h Qd 8d] [9d]Dealt to weasel1962 [Td Ah Kh] [Ac]weasel1962: bets 2000LincolnK: raises 188 to 2188 and is all-inNutsInYoEye: raises 1812 to 4000weasel1962: calls 2000*** RIVER ***Dealt to NutsInYoEye [Qs Qh 8h Qd 8d 9d] [4d]weasel1962: checksNutsInYoEye: bets 2000weasel1962: calls 2000*** SHOW DOWN ***NutsInYoEye: shows [Qs Qh 8h Qd 8d 9d 4d] (a full house, Queens full of Eights)weasel1962: shows [Tc Qc Td Ah Kh Ac 2s] (two pair, Aces and Tens)NutsInYoEye collected 7624 from side potLincolnK: shows [3s 4s 3h 5d 6c 3c 3d] (four of a kind, Threes)LincolnK collected 19764 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 27388 Main pot 19764. Side pot 7624. | Rake 0Seat 1: sheriffdon folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)Seat 2: packsthe45 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)Seat 3: LincolnK showed [3s 4s 3h 5d 6c 3c 3d] and won (19764) with four of a kind, ThreesSeat 4: MannM folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)Seat 5: NutsInYoEye showed [Qs Qh 8h Qd 8d 9d 4d] and won (7624) with a full house, Queens full of EightsSeat 7: weasel1962 showed [Tc Qc Td Ah Kh Ac 2s] and lost with two pair, Aces and Tens"Bastard catches perfect to take away a pot that makes me chip leader with two tables left."I'm probably still a donkey.