king0fhearts80 0 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 this is probably going to sound like a total joke but its actually makes sense. Its a known fact that a guys semen contains and is very rich in testosterone which is a cause for our male aggression. If you have a big tournament coming up or need to be on your A game its probably best to keep your boys at bay. Dunno how much truth is in it but its kinda interesting. If you blow ur load you might just lose all your aggression and play like a girl.I guess if it were true you would see a bunch of juiced up steroid freaks at the poker table!!! haha that would be a site. Link to post Share on other sites
bigcoled 1 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 1st...you just made a thread about rubbing one off Link to post Share on other sites
southsidepoker 0 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 So I am confused? Do i need to rub one off before I play or while I am playing? I need to make some money quick. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Masturbation relieves stress.Tournaments are stressful.Therefore,Masturbation before a tourney> Not masturbating before a tourneyPlus, it feels good.This thread is pissing me off now, who the hell would pass up masturbation? fag. Link to post Share on other sites
Sportsmack 0 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 rubbing one off rub one offAm I the only one disturbed by this phrase? Link to post Share on other sites
king0fhearts80 0 Posted July 24, 2008 Author Share Posted July 24, 2008 I think youre suppose to hold out when uir girl or wife wants you to get busy!!! a day or two or so. Like i said there isnt any proven truth to back it up, but we kinda need that aggression at the table, so ill keep my boys back. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Masturbation relieves stress.Tournaments are stressful.Therefore,Masturbation before a tourney> Not masturbating before a tourneyPlus, it feels good.This thread is pissing me off now, who the hell would pass up masturbation? fag.LOL, I think OP's point is to NOT masturbate before a bg tourney, so that you can keep that testosterone edge flying high and be more aggressive. IOW, "Women weaken legs!" Link to post Share on other sites
rdtedm 0 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 I think youre suppose to hold out when uir girl or wife wants you to get busy!!! a day or two or so. Like i said there isnt any proven truth to back it up, but we kinda need that aggression at the table, so ill keep my boys back.Whose joke account is this? See that NL Strat section for details. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Masturbation relieves stress.Tournaments are stressful.Therefore,Masturbation before a tourney> Not masturbating before a tourneyPlus, it feels good.This thread is pissing me off now, who the hell would pass up masturbation? fag.Jeebus.... you just one more reason to whack off. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Whose joke account is this? See that NL Strat section for details.LOL too soon for the spoiler. Link to post Share on other sites
Giggidy 0 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 It's a fair point, maybe they should start testing Pro Player for Hellmuth's semen... Link to post Share on other sites
psujohn 0 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 this is probably going to sound like a total joke but its actually makes sense. Its a known fact that I haven't gotten laid in years so I'm looking for an excuse.FYP Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 FYPWhoa now.Just because somebody is getting sex doesn't mean the masturbation quits.I think I masturbate more when I'm actually getting action. Link to post Share on other sites
terradawg 0 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 I remember in the last World Cup one of the teams was told by its coaches that they were not allowed to have sex until the tournament was over for the same reason. Link to post Share on other sites
Giggidy 0 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 I remember in the last World Cup one of the teams was told by its coaches that they were not allowed to have sex until the tournament was over for the same reason.Great excuse to call the Bill Clinton Ammendment Link to post Share on other sites
king0fhearts80 0 Posted July 24, 2008 Author Share Posted July 24, 2008 Ok i think that was beside the point. What im sayin is maybe, just maybe in some scientific connection between people and poker, it might make you play better. Not that i believe it, just throwing it out there Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Whoa now.Just because somebody is getting sex doesn't mean the masturbation quits.I think I masturbate more when I'm actually getting action.I don't think this word means what you think it does.I'm really not sure it's possible for you to masturbate more. Even if you only do it half as much as you talk about.... that's still a LOT of wankin, Link to post Share on other sites
I_fold08 1 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Ok i think that was beside the point. What im sayin is maybe, just maybe in some scientific connection between people and poker, it might make you play better. Not that i believe it, just throwing it out thereno... read the chapter on sex in Ace on the River Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 I don't think this word means what you think it does.I'm really not sure it's possible for you to masturbate more. Even if you only do it half as much as you talk about.... that's still a LOT of wankin,I read somewhere that masturbation helps you live longer.I also heard sex does the same.So, my theory is is that if I incorporate both into my lifestyle, I'll live alot longer.So, when your dead in your 80's or w/e, I'll still be going strong into my 150's, because I spanked the meat 3 times a day, and got sex on a semi-regular basis. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 1st...you just made a thread about rubbing one offSorry, not quite right...I read this as a thread about guzzling your own juice. wtf... Link to post Share on other sites
Nixed 0 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 What else are you supposed to do during the five minute break every hour of a tournament? Link to post Share on other sites
FourFlusher 0 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 TTIWWPWait....never mind. Link to post Share on other sites
Snake Plissken 0 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 OP. Thanks for the tip. I'm gonna make sure my boys will stay put for a while. Just so you know Link to post Share on other sites
Biff Goods 0 Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 I think barry greenstein says something about this in his book. and I think rubbing one out before hand is a great idea cause it makes you more patient... Link to post Share on other sites
Socrates 0 Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Actually, you should release anywhere from 36-48 hours prior to when you want testosterone, levels have been shown to increase dramatically during those periods. Most bodybuilders will get one out of the way a day or two before a planned heavy day. Link to post Share on other sites
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