patho 0 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Okay, so this is the funniest thing I ever heard a dealer say at a poker table. First, let me set it up.The place where I was playing has a remote control panel where the dealers push a button to signal different requests, such as open seating notification or calling for service (meaning cocktail waitress, for those that don't know). A dealer change had just happened and our new dealer is a Vietnamese woman of about 40 or so and one of the players had asked for service once she got settled in. So, she presses the button for service. Now nearly 25-30 minutes had gone by and the guy says, "Could you call service?"Now, here comes the funny part, the dealer responds in her heavy Vietnamese accent, "I service you long time." And the whole table just started cracking up. The dealer was so red-faced once she realized what she had said. Link to post Share on other sites
Fluffdog87 2 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 lol, ZING! Link to post Share on other sites
Vtlaxer09 4 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 [ ] delivers[ ] fails[x] /life Link to post Share on other sites
AcesOnFire 0 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I LOLed hard. Link to post Share on other sites
SlapStick 0 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 The place where I was playing has a remote control panel where the dealers push a button to signal different requests, such as open seating notification or calling for service (meaning cocktail waitress, for those that don't know). A dealer change had just happened and our new dealer is a Vietnamese woman of about 40 or so and one of the players had asked for service once she got settled in. So, she presses the button for service. Now nearly 25-30 minutes had gone by and the guy says, "Could you call service?"Now, here comes the funny part, the dealer responds in her heavy Vietnamese accent, "I service you long time." And the whole table just started cracking up. The dealer was so red-faced once she realized what she had said.I didn't laugh on principle Link to post Share on other sites
fatman 1 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 But it was pretty funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Metternich 0 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 [x] delivers Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I slightly chuckled inside... my face didn't move an inch, but I found it faintly amusing.On another day, I may have actually smirked. But not today. Link to post Share on other sites
bigcoled 1 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Ohhh, rearry? She rove you rong time? Link to post Share on other sites
dapokerbum 0 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Ohhh, rearry? She ruv you rong time?FYP Link to post Share on other sites
I_fold08 1 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 wheres the jerry yang wan mirron dorrlars at? Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 SUCKY ****Y FI' DOLLA! Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 I slightly chuckled inside... my face didn't move an inch, but I found it faintly amusing.On another day, I may have actually smirked. But not today. Link to post Share on other sites
KevinFKHS 0 Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 I slightly chuckled inside... my face didn't move an inch, but I found it faintly amusing.On another day, I may have actually smirked. But not today.WTF is up with your sig? Link to post Share on other sites
StrippersNBlow 0 Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 give me a break. Link to post Share on other sites
davezz5 0 Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 An interesting anecdote, but i believe you made it up. Link to post Share on other sites
psujohn 0 Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 An interesting anecdote, but i believe you made it up.You've never been in an LA poker room have you? Link to post Share on other sites
Citizen Erased 0 Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 I personally found it very funny, but I compensated for the fact that comedy would be lost in translation, and that we'd have laughed more in a casino environment when playing for hours straight. Link to post Share on other sites
quadaces 0 Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Okay, so this is the funniest thing I ever heard a dealer say at a poker table. First, let me set it up.The place where I was playing has a remote control panel where the dealers push a button to signal different requests, such as open seating notification or calling for service (meaning cocktail waitress, for those that don't know). A dealer change had just happened and our new dealer is a Vietnamese woman of about 40 or so and one of the players had asked for service once she got settled in. So, she presses the button for service. Now nearly 25-30 minutes had gone by and the guy says, "Could you call service?"Now, here comes the funny part, the dealer responds in her heavy Vietnamese accent, "I service you long time." And the whole table just started cracking up. The dealer was so red-faced once she realized what she had said.Cache Creek Casino? Link to post Share on other sites
patho 0 Posted July 19, 2008 Author Share Posted July 19, 2008 An interesting anecdote, but i believe you made it up.I swear to you I did not make it up.Cache Creek Casino?No. It was at Garden City Casino. It was on the Saturday right before Memorial Day. Link to post Share on other sites
Jam-Fly 8 Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 I must be missing something because I didn't find it all that funny. What exactly is the joke about it? Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL THATS HILARIOUS Link to post Share on other sites
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