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Okay, so this is the funniest thing I ever heard a dealer say at a poker table. First, let me set it up.The place where I was playing has a remote control panel where the dealers push a button to signal different requests, such as open seating notification or calling for service (meaning cocktail waitress, for those that don't know). A dealer change had just happened and our new dealer is a Vietnamese woman of about 40 or so and one of the players had asked for service once she got settled in. So, she presses the button for service. Now nearly 25-30 minutes had gone by and the guy says, "Could you call service?"Now, here comes the funny part, the dealer responds in her heavy Vietnamese accent, "I service you long time." And the whole table just started cracking up. The dealer was so red-faced once she realized what she had said.

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The place where I was playing has a remote control panel where the dealers push a button to signal different requests, such as open seating notification or calling for service (meaning cocktail waitress, for those that don't know). A dealer change had just happened and our new dealer is a Vietnamese woman of about 40 or so and one of the players had asked for service once she got settled in. So, she presses the button for service. Now nearly 25-30 minutes had gone by and the guy says, "Could you call service?"Now, here comes the funny part, the dealer responds in her heavy Vietnamese accent, "I service you long time." And the whole table just started cracking up. The dealer was so red-faced once she realized what she had said.
I didn't laugh on principle
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I slightly chuckled inside... my face didn't move an inch, but I found it faintly amusing.On another day, I may have actually smirked. But not today.
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I slightly chuckled inside... my face didn't move an inch, but I found it faintly amusing.On another day, I may have actually smirked. But not today.
WTF is up with your sig?
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I personally found it very funny, but I compensated for the fact that comedy would be lost in translation, and that we'd have laughed more in a casino environment when playing for hours straight.

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Okay, so this is the funniest thing I ever heard a dealer say at a poker table. First, let me set it up.The place where I was playing has a remote control panel where the dealers push a button to signal different requests, such as open seating notification or calling for service (meaning cocktail waitress, for those that don't know). A dealer change had just happened and our new dealer is a Vietnamese woman of about 40 or so and one of the players had asked for service once she got settled in. So, she presses the button for service. Now nearly 25-30 minutes had gone by and the guy says, "Could you call service?"Now, here comes the funny part, the dealer responds in her heavy Vietnamese accent, "I service you long time." And the whole table just started cracking up. The dealer was so red-faced once she realized what she had said.
Cache Creek Casino?
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An interesting anecdote, but i believe you made it up.
I swear to you I did not make it up.
Cache Creek Casino?
No. It was at Garden City Casino. It was on the Saturday right before Memorial Day.
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