king_tanner 84 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Suxh a failed night.SO we are at this club with dancing with 3 of my friends.... 2 guys and 1 girl. The girl called up a bunch of her girlfriends that were BUTT ASS UGLY. So one of the butt ass ugly girls thinks she is funny as **** and decides to talk shit all night. So when lil jon get low comes on she tells me how inappropriate it is to make a masturbating motion when I'm dancing. I try to tell her that skeet means I'm shooting out semen all ove r but she didnt get it.Then later i bring a couple drinks to my friends at the dance floor, and apparently ait smelled bad so my friends jokingly said it was me. So apparently this ****ing bitch heard everyone and comes right up to me and puts her arm around me and asks "How much does deodarant cost these days?" She was dead serious. ANd i said "Its so god damnb expensive I can't afford any and I put my armpit right up to her face." It was preetty awesome. We left soon after Link to post Share on other sites
jkalib 0 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 i never get to post int this thread eecause I never drihnk. But I waws at a steEler party and they ahd IC light and I had a few. Or a lot. And some shots. So I get to post here. And finding this thread thwen you are drunk is not easy. So here. **** the ravens. and **** th cardingasls, even tho I live ihn Phoenix, **** them. Steelers. Steelers. Steelers. Y:es. Link to post Share on other sites
EStormOk 0 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Ya boyyyyyy, tequila and poka! yum yum, come get you sum!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Hi everyone. Just wanted to let you know that I got your backs. Anything bad happens to you, PM me. I have a lot of the good advice.Go Raiders. Link to post Share on other sites
AAsnake88 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I forgot to post in this thread last night. Link to post Share on other sites
Gallo 1 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I forgot to post in this thread last night.That would be me tonight!! Link to post Share on other sites
RDog 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 That would be me tonight!!The crazy chicken!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
matchstix 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 drunkbump Link to post Share on other sites
EStormOk 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 drunkbumpWasting away again in margaritaville! Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Hi king tanner, gl there my friend and may you be safe. I think you need the extra luck as the odds might be against you. I usually go for the underdogs, but not this time. I Always like that black and gold colouring, it reminds me of something from home lol. Link to post Share on other sites
Canary3 1 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 not sure how this thread works because ive never read it but I am drunk. and I think i am going to bed now. goodnight fcp Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Hi king tanner, gl there my friend and may you be safe. I think you need the extra luck as the odds might be against you. I usually go for the underdogs, but not this time. I Always like that black and gold colouring, it reminds me of something from home lol.Yea I think the odds are against me also. Thats why Im drunk Link to post Share on other sites
AAsnake88 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 not sure how this thread works because ive never read it but I am drunk. and I think i am going to bed now. goodnight fcpYou did it right. Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 this is my black and gold team, they sucked for the last 4-5 yrs as they lived in the basement of the CFL. So I might as well switch to the other black and gold team at least they know how to win. Link to post Share on other sites
matchstix 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I miss the old old forum style Link to post Share on other sites
Vtlaxer09 4 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 if youhhadpoketaces at the final table of a 2000,0000 $ tournament and 8 peple wnt all in before you would you call? Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 if youhhadpoketaces at the final table of a 2000,0000 $ tournament and 8 peple wnt all in before you would you call?LMAO...How much wine tonight? Link to post Share on other sites
kobe2odom8 14 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 ALL IN NEED IS A MIRACLE, ALL I NEED IS YOU Link to post Share on other sites
Vtlaxer09 4 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 i hate every single fcp'r i've ever talked to on aim. pout thtat in the record.i wish i had specrbad's aim thoguxh.drinking whitw rusaians. Link to post Share on other sites
AcesUp46 0 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 I would fold cos the majority of the time, you would lose. However, since today is the new year, I would call. Link to post Share on other sites
AcesUp46 0 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 I would fold cos the majority of the time, you would lose. However, since today is the new year, I would call. Link to post Share on other sites
HighwayStar 8 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 i hate every single fcp'r i've ever talked to on aim. pout thtat in the record.i wish i had specrbad's aim thoguxh.drinking whitw rusaians. **** yoooooooooou man Link to post Share on other sites
Tehtoe 3 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 i hate every single fcp'r i've ever talked to on aim. pout thtat in the record.i wish i had specrbad's aim thoguxh.drinking whitw rusaians.I hope you get alcohol poisoning. Link to post Share on other sites
herly33 1 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 2 words- Keystone Ice Link to post Share on other sites
EStormOk 0 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 This thread is just not the same when you are sober! Link to post Share on other sites
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