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Suxh a failed night.SO we are at this club with dancing with 3 of my friends.... 2 guys and 1 girl. The girl called up a bunch of her girlfriends that were BUTT ASS UGLY. So one of the butt ass ugly girls thinks she is funny as **** and decides to talk shit all night. So when lil jon get low comes on she tells me how inappropriate it is to make a masturbating motion when I'm dancing. I try to tell her that skeet means I'm shooting out semen all ove r but she didnt get it.Then later i bring a couple drinks to my friends at the dance floor, and apparently ait smelled bad so my friends jokingly said it was me. So apparently this ****ing bitch heard everyone and comes right up to me and puts her arm around me and asks "How much does deodarant cost these days?" She was dead serious. ANd i said "Its so god damnb expensive I can't afford any and I put my armpit right up to her face." It was preetty awesome. We left soon after

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i never get to post int this thread eecause I never drihnk. But I waws at a steEler party and they ahd IC light and I had a few. Or a lot. And some shots. So I get to post here. And finding this thread thwen you are drunk is not easy. So here. **** the ravens. and **** th cardingasls, even tho I live ihn Phoenix, **** them. Steelers. Steelers. Steelers. Y:es.

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Hi king tanner, gl there my friend and may you be safe. I think you need the extra luck as the odds might be against you. I usually go for the underdogs, but not this time. I Always like that black and gold colouring, it reminds me of something from home lol.

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not sure how this thread works because ive never read it but I am drunk. and I think i am going to bed now. goodnight fcp

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Hi king tanner, gl there my friend and may you be safe. I think you need the extra luck as the odds might be against you. I usually go for the underdogs, but not this time. I Always like that black and gold colouring, it reminds me of something from home lol.
Yea I think the odds are against me also. Thats why Im drunk
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this is my black and gold team, they sucked for the last 4-5 yrs as they lived in the basement of the CFL. So I might as well switch to the other black and gold team at least they know how to win. ticats_logo_400.jpgAugust%2019th%20Hamilton2.jpg

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crackedacesfinal400x3746ua.jpgi hate every single fcp'r i've ever talked to on aim. pout thtat in the record.i wish i had specrbad's aim thoguxh.drinking whitw rusaians.
I hope you get alcohol poisoning.
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